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Lee and Robby had an entire conversation about the n-word without ever actually saying it. See Joe Rogan, it CAN be done!

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Lee and Robby accept that maybe the M&M's were never supposed to be sexy. 

Robby takes us down a rabbithole of international intrigue, vague financial advisement, and possible human trafficking. Oh, and Lee has Covid.  

Ted Cruz is a US Senator from the state of Texas who has held public office since 2013. In his free time he enjoys being told his wife is ugly and eating his own boogers. Recently he appeared on Tucker Carlson's program to answer for crimes committed against the Republican party after condemning the insurrection that took place Jan. 6, 2020, a move that garnered much criticism from the right for f...

It's a good thing white people stopped making Candyman movies but hear us out, Jordan Peele, because we have a great idea for a sequel. 

The Coup de Grace. The cherry on top of the shit salad. The fucking Reecee's Feces in the trick-r-treat bag. Come to find out what ruined Lee's Christmas, stay for our reviews of MacGruber; Tick, Tick....Boom; Don't Look Up; and our breakdown of the upcoming conservative Civil War. Just be glad Donald Trump saved Christmas! 

Remember how fanboys freaked out when Scorsese compared Marvel movies to theme park rides because it was rude(?) or something but now fanboys are comparing No Way Home to a theme park ride as a compliment? Asking for a friend. 

Sure I guess Knuckles is hot or whatever but have you SEEN the tits on Big the Cat?! smh kids these days. 

On the morning of Monday Dec. 6th former Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit died suddenly during a routine workout. The cause of death is believed to be a massive cardiac event, but a necropsy will say for certain what led to the death of one of the most controversial figures the sport of horse racing has ever seen. Medina's fall from grace is still fresh in our minds; the investigation into his...

Ted Cruz should really never start twitter beef, even with muppets, because all you have to do is insult his wife and he'll immediately back down. Presumably to go deal with the massive erection you just gave him. Oh, also happy belated thanksgiving or whatever.

Robby learns about the physics of pee, brought to you by "Our Journey Together"; a 300+ page picture book detailing the many many accomplishments of Donald Trump's term in office. 

Lee and Robby eagerly await the 2nd trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming. Oh, and the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. 

Robby has a chicken situation/Lee had a religious experience at The Container Store.

Imagine the disappoint of every other Baldwin brother when they realized they misread the headlines, like when you realize that Santa was just your parents gaslighting you for 10 years so they wouldn't actually have to parent you. What a tragedy #thoughtsandprayers

Yeah so Lee really did not like Halloween Kills.

This week Lee and Robby discuss how nothing should be off limits when it comes to comedy....as delicately as possible of course, so as not to offend anyone. 

If you thought our attempts to get this episode out on time were bad, wait til you hear Lee's eulogizing of a former coworker. Big thanks to BLACK RIFLE COFFEE, the most rootinest tootinest goddamn fucking coffee this side of the Mason Dixon line. Hell yeah shit yeah fuck yeah, brotha.

This week Lee and Robby shoutout Stephanie Grisham, the Trump Press Sec. that we totally forgot existed when we roasted them all a few weeks ago. We also recap Robby's trip to OKC last week where we lived, laughed, and loved. Just kidding, we drank heavily, ate junk food, and watched fucked up movies.

This week we put Robby in the hot seat and find out which Jonas brother is hot, and which ones are not...right after we discuss Malignant, Animatrix, RoboCop: The Series, Rudy Giuliani's crippling alcoholism, and the genius of Norm MacDonald. 

But let's be honest, when you live in a country where a representative's husband was once arrested and convicted for exposing himself to minors while shitfaced at a bowling alley and nothing is done about it do you even need 13 reasons?

A: EVERYWHEEEEERE. 

After Peter Parker inadvertently ruins a spell that would have the world forget he is Spider-Man: No Way Home, a hole is ripped in the fabric of reality that sends villains from the multiverse into his world. Also Robby sexted a bot that sent him nudes.

Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. Imagine all the people drinking Pepsi, the choice of a new generation. #FREEKABUL

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