A Novel Console

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne reveal the winners of The Backlog of Doom, Pt. 7! Karradyne talks about meeting author Neal Shusterman at a book signing. The conversation continues with Karradyne talking about Shusterman again when she explains her slightly conflicting feelings about his new book, Gleanings. Chris then explains his loves and dislikes in God of War Ragnarök. They...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris talks about a last-minute trip to San Diego and some of its local fast food spots. Karradyne talks about friends visiting for Thanksgiving. The two do a taste-test of KKO Chocolate before presenting the 10 candidates for the Backlog of Doom. Patrons can now vote for a book and a game on Patreon.com/anovelconsole. They end the show with amazing pizza and wings fr...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne remember Kevin Conroy, and Chris talks about his knees following laser tag with little kids. Karradyne finds out about a 100-person brawl in a restaurant in Japan, and the two share some candy for a terrible taste-test. Karradyne finally reviews The Queer Principles of Kit Webb and gives it an unexpected score. Afterwards, Chris talks about his tim...

This week on A Novel Console Chris and Karradyne did not have time to record an episode, so instead they released their Husbandos and Waifu list! Chris talks about his top 5 Husbandos in no particular order and Karradyne talks about her Waifus in no particular order.  You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @anovelconsole Patre...

This week on A Novel Console, Chirs and Karradyne are joined once again by the mythical Burgerchamp! He recommends some books and games he's been enjoying and they make fun of Chris's aversion to the library. Then Chris, Karradyne and Burgerchamp get chased by fish with legs when they read Junji Ito's Gyo. Afterwards Chris and Burgerchamp inherit Dracula's power of dominion whe...

This week on A Horror Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Karradyne's amazing voice recognition talent and not fitting in when hanging out with young people. Karradyne then gets Frankenstein-y when she reads Angelika Frankenstein Makes Her Match. Afterwards, Chris is chased by a bio weapon when he finishes Resident Evil 3 Remake. They finish the episode with awful fries and a ton of terri...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne discuss the season finales of The Rings of Power and She-Hulk, and Chris explains why he DNF'd Valkyrie Elysium. Karradyne then leads Chris through an anthology of creepy stories when they read The Liminal Zone. Afterwards, Chris whips Dracula in the face when he finishes Castlevania: Circle of the Moon. They end the episode with a nice Mexica...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about their disdain for Amazon’s The Rings of Power, The Mario Movie trailer, and Hocus Pocus 2. Karradyne wonders if her head is screwed on tight when she talks about Junji Ito's Hallucinations. Chris doesn't know who, what, or why he's blasting when he plays Prodeus. They end the show with a horrifying meal from Chipotle and a...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne start Horror Month! They both dive into Junji Ito's take on a horror classic, Frankenstein. Chris then finger bangs all the ghosts in Ghostwire: Tokyo. They end the episode with a visit to Reel Fish Coastal Kitchen that felt like both a win and a lose. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovel...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne do storm prep while being weirded out by Martha Stewart’s skin. Karradyne talks about books she’s reading, ranging from a historical novel about Mary Magdalene to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Chris then takes on daunting tasks, from digging ever deeper in Shovel Knight Dig to joining an over-glorified errand police company when he tries...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne have no time to read or play games, so instead, they to talk nonsense for an hour. They announce the Backlog of Doom Pt. 6 winners, to be reviewed 10/10, and they discuss their reluctant enjoyment of The Rings of Power. Karradyne talks about upcoming book releases she’s looking forward to, and Chris mentions possibly streaming on Twitch. The two la...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne freak out over a satellite launch, and Chris talks about his new manga obsession, How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift? They read a fun listener email, and then Karradyne shows that she hasn’t learned her lesson in going into books blind. Chris is in a similar boat when he picks games he knows he might not like for the next Backlog of Doom. They en...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne celebrate their 2nd year of A Novel Console! They reminisce over the features guests and all the changes that came to the show. Karradyne confesses she got emotional over Bob's Burgers, and Chris shares his enthusiasm over twerking She-Hulk. Karradyne then forfeits all of her magic when she reads The Awakening, Zodiac Academy 1 by Caroline Pec...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne discuss Rowan Atkinson's latest Netflix series, Man vs. Bee. Karradyne then surprises Chris with a corn dildo. Afterwards, Karradyne finally starts reading Love on the Brain and tears apart Thank You for Listening and Neon Gods. Chris then updates listeners on how much he's enjoying Saints Row. He talks about about enjoying Dusk Diver 2,...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the extinct Pizza Hut salad bar, their shortest employment terms, and the Chickie Emojibator! Karradyne talks about the books she's been reading, which include Sissy: A Coming-of-Gender Story and I'm Glad My Mom Died. Chris then gives an Update on Live A Live, his relationship with Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition for th...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce their new Discord server that you can join! They also ruin Pokémon by looking at Pokémoan sex toys. They spend the episode listing a few waifus and husbandos that tickle their fancies. Sit back, relax, and enjoy Karradyne pointing out that Chris has a type that he didn’t know about. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.c...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce the winners of the Backlog of Doom as voted by Patrons! Karradyne brings a strange sex toy to the show, courtesy of Motorhead. She then gives an update on reading The Silmarillion, and Chris avoids the Blue Shell when he talks about his experience with the Mario Kart 8 DLC. Chris then talks about his doubts about a cat being helpful in Str...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the Testicuzzi. They then chose five victims each from their backlog to be sacrificed by their Patrons in The Backlog of Doom, Pt. 5. They end the episode with a terrible meal at Denny's. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @anovelconsole Patreon.com/anovelco...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about new jobs, a hellish few days, and they finally bring back Sex Toy of the Week! Karradyne gives an update on last week’s books, and Chris shares updates on Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Karradyne gets into a whole discussion of the To Kill a Mocking Bird graphic novel, and Chris shares the many joys of his time playing PowerWash Simulat...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce some changes coming to the podcast, along with a brand new format called Reads and Plays! They then talk about Chris's birthday gift and a terrible movie adaptation Karradyne watched over the weekend. Chris gives an update on his Dragon Quest 8 play-through and viking adventures in Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Karradyne finds herse...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Thrak. They talk about being itchy, the Bible, and are entertained by an impromptu Mrs. Doubtfire impersonation by Karradyne. Then Karradyne, Thrak, and Chris help terminal people with turning death into a “sentimental scavenger hunt” when they read Cecelia Ahern's Postscript and watch PS. I Love You. Chr...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Karradyne's surgery, go over a fan-casting of The Lord of the Rings cast, and talk about bee stings. The two then shrink to Picori-size when they talk about both The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap by Akira Himekawa and the classic GBA game! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovel...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by their friend Mariela! They open the show by complaining about the cost of groceries and praising The Skywalker Saga! The three then talk about The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. They praise sailing of the great sea, the charm of the game, and they end up complaining about the simple combat and terrible 8 triforce piece quest. You ca...

On this special Patreon preview episode, Chris and Karradyne talk about The Force Awakens! They discuss the movie's shortcomings, stiff acting, and the less than threatening main baddie. They also discuss the movie's highs, what they loved about the movie, and how much fun it is to watch! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Jurassic World Dominion and Pocky and Rocky Reshrined. Karradyne manages to mortify Chris with the Sex Toy of the Week, and they list 5 books and 5 games they hope to experience soon. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @anovelconsole Patreon.com/anovelconsole Oth...