A New Low

The boys are down one Lowlife, but they carry on. They discuss their liquor habits, some strange artifacts, birds, and movies. More relevant topics are discussed thereafter.

This week the boys cover an array of topics from hackers, to lunch meat and what retirement will eventually look like. This is no Parler trick, so enjoy yourself wherever you, even in your car.

New Year and a new format. Joe drives this show. You be the judge as to if he kept the ship afloat as the boys start their new voyage.

It's the end of the year and the end of the first season of A New Low, listen as we recap the year, mail it in and discuss if we have a future. #ReNewSeason2

The boys get ready for Christmas by getting a little ornery. Joe is prepping for an Award Show! Kyle isn't in the spirit and Greg is waiting for his maid. Farzad thinks he hasn't seen a Christmas movie and Scott aka Vanilla Swirl makes his debut.

This week on A New Low, Joe would like to phone a friend, Greg gets himself into some Heat, Kyle can't stop dreaming about us, Farzad is fairly microphone competent, and Scott makes us look spectacular, which is why you should watch on Twitch! Have a winter watermelon and enjoy this new episode.

This week, the boys finally find something they all agree on and it is Joe's Christmas song choice. Greg has a disdain for words and brings a new segment. Farzad demonstrates his perpetual microphone incompetence, meanwhile Kyle and Scott...do their Kyle and Scott thing. All this on a jam-packed episode of A New Low!

The boys are back and full off of Thanksgiving leftovers. Joe brings a divisive dessert question, followed with the boys transitioning into sock etiquette and discussing when it is appropriate to do an accent.

It's the undertaking of a lifetime. This week the boys talk about which actors they don't like, give out some Thanksgiving recipes (for next year?), and discuss quitting their jobs...technically. Grab some homemade cranberry sauce and some dark meat for this Thanksgiving feast.

It's the big 2-5. The boys determine the best and worst Thanksgiving side dishes while reminiscing about songs from their childhood. Also, the (fuckin') Ukes are back.

Hurray for democracy! Scott wants to know if his pee is unique, Farzad is happy that America is getting more stoned, and we celebrate the life of an American institution. All this and more on a rousing edition of A New Low Podcast.

What do you thing we talk about this week? Is this shit over yet?

It's spooky season and we get into all the spooky topics.

Reboots are short lived, Farzad reveals his eggplant and gets massive donuts. Scott has beef with Newton. We discuss this in a fancy house. Flags!

WE MADE IT TO 20 BABY! Scott, Joe, and Greg come out of the gate with questions, some involving farm animals. Farzad has an electoral gauging question. Someone uses a questionable word.

Joe has a fixation on juice. Kyle has been playing old games. Hurricane Delta brings its Ocean Spray to the office.

Harkening back to the earlier days of the show, the boys discuss films and music, while the young buck asks about getting old and the sheer number of sports that are on right now. Finally, a very important question is posed...

The boys this week discuss the recent winners of the Emmys, Joe has a hot take on Rolling Stone's The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, and Farzad brings a lecture about archeology...💤

With sports back the boys discuss some gambling, TV homes they would like to stay in, and the most important meal. Farzad wants to get back in touch with his roots and Joe "Thanks Greg," unironically.

The boys kick off the NFL season whilst witnessing our impending doom. A new form of gutters is also discovered while dropping loads of knowledge.

With the NFL season starting next week, many topics regarding football are discussed, including rich and diverse dietary habits.

If you make it through some disgusting bodily function talk at the beginning, you are in for an enlightening journey into the past and present worlds of our five hosts. This one is full of treasure and pain.

A hot debate ravages the boys this week, crystallizing the polarized nature of modern day American society. The real question is, who is a cultured human being and who is a heathen?

We review Ben Shapiro's latest single featuring Nickleback, drinking seltzers and enjoying omelettes.

Buoyed by the success of our first nine episodes and increasing popular demand, we finally did it. A New Low...LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, BABAY!!!