A Hot Mess

We hope you listen to the podcast between the times you listen to Taylor's new album. On today's episode we discuss some personal updates about our kids, we discuss consent, the customer is NOT always right, crushing, the new Taylor Swift album, and are we being too PC? If you have any questions or would like for us to discuss a topic, please feel free to reach out at any of our socials or...

So glad you came back for yet another episode. We are always happy to see you. Yes YOU. On todays episode, we make preparations to start a GoFundMe so Monica can get a $15 hot pot. We talk about Monica's visitor for the first part of the week, dive into a little therapy talk, we have a listen to another "Alpha Male" that is clearly not even what he claims to be an alpha male. We disc...

Welcome back to everyone who didn't actually believe last week's episode was not our last. On today's episode we go into our typical TMI moments, an in-depth discussion about NUT JUICE, WWE talk, movies and tv talk and we ruin people's favorite bop from the nineties. If you have a song, movie or tv show that has NOT aged well, please let us knnow via voicemail or text through the h...

Hello all you amazing people. This is not going to be an easy episode. Thank you all for your support the last two years. We hope you enjoy this final episode.

SPRING IS HERE!!! Can someone tell mother nature please? On today's episode We have some riddles to solve, a kate Middleton update, Amanda Bynes/celebrity kid talk, and the usual movie talk. If you have any suggestions or comments, please feel free to send us a voicemail or text message via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

With hope, everyone has recovered from all the green beer and corned beef from St Patrick's Day. If not, sit back, relax and have a listen to a certified hangover cure. On today's episode we talk Kate Middleton and where she has gone, Princess Diana, Monica flying out to visit her dad, the endorsement of adult naps, and(as always) TV and movie talk. If you would like us to discuss a topic...

Hope your Monday is a great one. Thank you for allowing us to be part of it. Unless it's Wednesday... On today's episode, we chat about animals and their phenomenal extraordinary gifts, where the phrase "raining cats and Dogs came from, we get into the WcDonalds briefly and somehow end up on pickle/nipple talk. We can say when we went off the rails but is it really that big of a surpr...

Merry Monday. Hope we find you all in a great mood. If the mood needs a bit of a "pick-me-up", this episode may not help with that. We get a litttle serious today. We talk about why Ernesto could not record last week and get into the heavy discussion of death, suicide and mortality as a whole. We do our best to keep it together and still try and give a little humor in this episode but th...

Thank you all for understanding that sometimes life happens and we cannot put out a new episode. We will return next week with another new episode

If only we could have gotten this out on Monday. Happy WEDNESDAY!!! Apologies for everyone who was expecting a Monday episode. Time was not on our side again this week. This was an incredibly busy week so we just did not have the time to edit the podcast while out and about. This episode we just have random conversations while Ernesto was sitting in his hotel room at Sacramento. Things will get ba...

Ugh... Mondays... Yes, This is not a good day post Superbowl... Not for us at least. I don't wanna talk about it... On today's episode, I have no idea what we talked about. This episode was held together with bubble gum, string and prayers to the many gods of podcasting. Just trust that we talked a lot about a lot and hopefully it was entertaining. If you have any comments or suggestions f...

Please send help. There is water falling from the sky and we in Los Angeles have no idea what this means... On today's episode, We get into some weird bathroom etiquette and who would have smellier poops. We also discuss the Justin/Britney battle we didn't know could happen, Monica's Tinder experience and much more. If you would like to add a topic you would like for us to discuss or y...

It's almost time for the longer days warmer weather. January has been the longest 4 months ever. On today's episode, we discuss favorite breakfast foods, the hypocrisy of people on Tiktok, Monica's hacker skills and much more. If you have a question or suggestion, you can reach out via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous...

Welcome to an unconventionally rainy Monday in Southern California. We are all going to die. On today's episode, we recap our weekend, we talk about ways to make money and how we invented a new word. We also asked the question, what is your biggest fear about gwoing old? Send us a message at 310-494-6811 or go to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link

This is an amazing milestone we have accomplished and are grateful for everyone whether you have been here from Episode 1 or Episode 100 is your first. The feedback we get is really appreciated. This episode was recorded live on Tiktok and we talked about our favorite episode, many of the shenanigans we have been a part of and we answered some questions from the audience. If you have any suggestio...

2024 is starting off with a slow burn. We are rolling into the year at a very steady pace. We have 50+ weeks to go so we need to pace ourselves. On today's episode, we just talk about whatever comes to mind and get ready for the big 100. If you want to send us a voicemail or text about this episode or any other. Reach us at the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by going t...

3...2...1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We welcome in a new year with you all and are grateful for those who have been with us from the beginning or those who are hearing us for the first time. We canno thank you enough. On today's episode, we just have an open conversation about the year, our outlook for 2024 and then we go off the rails again talking movies, actors and remedies on how to stop your peri...

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. All of your gifts are in the mail. On today's episode, we talk a little about single mothers, Christmas trivia, we go off the rails(as usual) and more Christmas trivia

One week away from Christmas and I still haven't gotten myself a present. I am WAY behind on treating me. On today's episode, Monica barely made it. The whole house(even the toad) is like an infectious diseases ward at a hospital. Even the imaginary friends are sick. We also talk about the hypocrisy of parents when it comes to how they acted as children, how bartenders "finesse"...

As one of the last Monday's of 2023 rolls around, we all need to remember to be thankful that we still have Travis/Taylor in our lives. On today's episode, we...oh who am I kidding, no one reads this. Y'all just wanna get straight to the funny. If you DO read this and want to yell at me for not filling this in, tell me so via text or voicemail at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous me...

The duo returns in all of our glory. If you called being a hot mess glory... Happy Monday and welcome to another episode. Today we discuss why Monica could not record last week, Ernesto's near battle with creep and what we think of what has been going on with comedian(?) Matt Rife. If you have any comments on today's episode or suggestions on what you would like for us to talk about in a f...

Happy Cyber Monday. Where you get half off today's episode. Not intentionally because Monica needed some time to get better. So this episode is an episode where Ernesto has a conversation with a previous guest and friend of the podcast Hannah who has her own podcast Can I Have Your Number? which we highly recommend. We get into the nuances of our situations with our divorces and how we have be...

Monday, where have you been??? It's been so long since we last saw you. Around 6 days ago, to be exact. On today's episode, We have a potpourri of topics from what happened this weekend, why we can't sleep, our pet adventures, bath water for sale, the pain tolerance between women and men, no virgo babies, internet problems, the many adventures of Taylor and Travis, Will Smith rumors an...

Happy Monday. On today's episode, Monica literally phone's it in. We talk about our technical difficulties, the rarified air we are breathing as having a long running podcast, Ernesto's upcoming project, trolling football fans and much more. If you would like to comment on anything we discussed today or would like us to talk about something on a podcast, you can reach out to us via the...

Happy Monday. Hope every else is a MANAGEABLE Hot Mess today and for the week to come. On today's episode we discuss a series of unfortunate events in the adventures of a flat tire. We talk Disney World and much more about what has been going on in our world. If you would like to comment about this episode or want us to discuss a topic, send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-681...