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"Real of fake podcast: We Want the Funk with Dory Funk Jr.?" Tony tries to explain why he likes Curt Cignetti, but struggles to find the right words. Also, what in the world is going on with Brandon Aiyuk? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Can someone tell me what the hell Hamnet is, baby?" David Samson is here to discuss UM's devastation, Michael Jordan's 'suspension,' and the Dolphins hire, but before we get to The Oscar Nominations, Adnan crashes in to completely hijack the segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Say it again, baby!" Zaslow's had a no-good, very-bad week on the show, but even he isn't drowning as much as Giannis is in Milwaukee. Also, Mike's Top 5 Badass Moments of the UM season through tears, the dumbest coaches to win a title, and our friends Gene Frenkle and Bruce Dickinson stop by. Today's cast: Dan, Zas, Chris, Jeremy a.k.a. Gene, Mike, Roy, and Tony a.k.a. Bruce. Learn more about yo...

"I'm never gonna stop speaking to things that matter to me. Never." Ryan Clark, Super Bowl champion, ESPN personality, and host of "The Pivot" podcast, talks with Dan Le Batard about the transition from player to media talking head, facing criticism for his takes, and his feuds amongst ESPN and sports media personalities. Ryan also speaks about the pride of fatherhood and how it feels watching his...

"It's like when you realize Rick Carlisle looks like Jim Carrey." It's time for Against the Spread, an update of The Polls, and some updates from JuJu from earlier in the show. Also, Lucy looks like Lois Lane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How say you?" Mina Kimes is here to break down all the latest around the NFL ahead of this weekend's playoff matchups. We also needed her expert insight on soda, cereal in the car, conditioner, and The Traitors, but National Champion Dave Dameshek gets hung up on a debate over how to assess QB value, and Jeremy and Lucy insist the show must properly celebrate 20 years of High School Musical. Lear...

"IT'S ALL THE MAN HAVING HIS WAY WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN!" Jorge Sedano provides an update on Dan's assholery at the valet, Jess is here to share her experience watching Miami lose the National Championship game, and then an all-out brawl breaks out over the taste of zero-sugar soda and what soap is supposed to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who the hell is Dave Dameshek?" Tim Kurkjian is here for a slew of new Looks Like submissions and to break down the Hall of Fame inductees, which is not good news for Greg Cote because we have the receipts of his old HOF takes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dude, you're 65." While the Canes QB situation spirals, their fan base is spiraling even more as Uncle Luke goes after #MikeRyan. Also, Mike McDaniel is a hot commodity after the Dolphins replaced him with noted sweetie pie Jeff Hafley. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, 'National Champion' Dave Dameshek, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

"He had ulcerative colitis." We're diving into the tales of Atticus Sappington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Missed connection: you were the guy in all white who locked eyes with me. I was Carson Beck with 44 seconds to go." Brad Williams and his terrible microphone are here to discuss his Denver Broncos and his undying belief in 'Stiddhy.' Then, after deciding if last night was the most deflating feeling in Miami sports history, Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations after being moved from ye...

"One of the great people I admire is Derrick, uhhhhhhhhh..." Charles Barkley, who recently hooked up with Dan's mom, is here to chat about Sergei Bobobka's fight last night, the emergence of his Suns without Kevin Durant, the greatest NBA Centers of all-time, and his bizarre bets surrounding last night's title game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who's gonna hire a slob?" Dianna Russini is here to discuss the new coaching hires across the NFL, including Jeff Hafley, Robert Saleh, and a mystery coach still interviewing across the league. Also, it's only the beginning for the University of Miami: just ask Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"In the crucible of life, I don't ever want Roy with me." Despite the celebration around town for Miami's own Fernando Mendoza, it's primarily a dark day around the city of Miami after the Hurricanes loss in the National Championship Game, and there's nowhere darker than Mike Ryan's heart. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Lucy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Sean McDermott fired! Can the timing be worse? John Harbaugh and Kevin Stefanski just signed with the Giants and Falcons. Oops? And while everyone is sad today for Josh Allen no one has shed a tear for CJ Stroud. Is it because he tried to big bro Caleb Williams? Maybe. Meanwhile, there’s tough and then there’s Bo Nix making a throw after his bone snapped. The hashtag #winitforbo has become a rally...

"DALE!" It's time for the 'Best Of' last week's shows to get you locked in and ready ahead of tonight's Livestream on the Le Batard Show YouTube channel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've never love you more than I do right now." After experiencing heartbreak with his Bills over the weekend, JuJu delivers his Top 5 NFL Transactions That Will Happen This Offeason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why do you have to count on me to carry your bit?" Tony's at La Casa De Los Trucos collecting costumes for Dan, and he even has a fart machine ready to rip. Also, Dan finally remembers there's a pretty important football game tonight, so Dameshek and Lucy break down Mike Ryan's favorite thing: line play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Number 4. The coffee shop over there." The Bills were victims of "The Curse of 'Sposta." Josh Allen cried. Dion Dawkins cried. Brandin Cooks cried. And Lucy cried when Rose blew cigarette smoke in her face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I always know porn when I see it. I've NEVER been confused." A 'forever night' for Miami is on the horizon and Mike simply does not care what anyone else thinks. He's so locked in for tonight's game that he's leaving early for reasons no one on the show can actually understand. IT'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME DAY, BABY. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Dave Dameshek, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike. Lear...

NBA trade season is heating up — and things are starting to get REAL shady Juju and Trysta break down some wild trade predictions involving Jonathan Kuminga, Michael Porter Jr., Ja Morant, and Zion Williamson, and debate which rumors actually make sense. Plus, they react to LeBron James’ looming retirement, Tony Allen walking back his Cooper Flagg take, and what all of this means for the future of...

Mike Tomlin will be gone. Dave said it first. And second. And probably third. But the beat reporter job is tough and while they most likely knew... no one dared tell. But Tomlin leaving obscured a bigger fact: the Steelers played terribly. Enough! Enough Pittsburgh talk! Especially, since we have Rams talk to get to with our longtime friend and former NFL wonderland Maurice Jones-Drew. We got a lo...

On this week's episode of The Hockey Show, Princess Claire and the gang break down the New York Rangers' struggles and celebrate the careers of Sergei Federov and Zdeno Chara after their numbers were retired in Detroit and Boston this week. Ethan has a stat of the week about the Edmonton Oilers' shutout loss to the New York Islanders last night, and Rosa En Un Minuto breaks down Rose's epic week f...

"You know about that 12th man?" Domonique is here to discuss the world of the NFL playoffs, but he also has some strong opinions on Zaslow's attire and the student body of the University of Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I saw Todd Klein throw a hamburger into a guy's tuba." Chris Fowler joins us from one of the most pristine homes you've ever seen to give... what's that? Actual game analysis? On this show? That can't be. Plus, Pablo Torre, Amin Elhassan, and George Harrison stop by to deliver their official predictions for the Miami game with varying degrees of success. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...