A hora milagrosa

Seattle Public Works are still cleaning up the confetti. The off season is officially here and we're left with measuring up how Sam Darnold ranks among the best. Is he really the GEQBUS? We invite Sports Illustrated's resident football nerd, Matt Verderame, on the show to give us his list. It's a show for true football fans. Give a listen. And please remember to subscribe. Become a Football Americ...

Isaiah Stewart sends the NBA into full chaos with a bench-clearing fight that has everyone talking. Juju and Trysta break down the moment, the reactions, and who actually showed up when things got heated — including Duncan Robinson staying far away from the smoke. Then the show pivots to the wild Kuminga family room controversy, where accusations of taking too much food somehow becomes the league’...

The 2026 Milan Winter Olympics are in full swing, and Roy is on vacation, so David and Roy are holding down the fort with Rose and Gabe to break down the action from Italy. The boys start by discussing the US women's great start to the tournament, including a 5-0 win over Canada, and break down the early stages of the men's tournament as well. Ethan has a stat of the day about some underutilized C...

"And there's a drive into deep left field..." Did you know Dan calls athletes an 'economy' a lot? Well, Charlie sure does, and it leads Dan to dismiss him and Domonique from the show. Then, the Phillies cut Nick Castellanos, which gives us an excuse to relive one of the best/worst broadcast moments of all time. And Dan wonders aloud if it's time for us to appreciate Sam Darnold's humility. Learn m...

"Where's my clit clit?" Greg Cote is in his love dungeon to dish out advice to listeners of the show who've called in with questions ahead of Valentine's Day. How do you spice things up in the bedroom? How do you get alone time? How do you manage three lovers? All the while, Dan makes his best effort to involve a bewildered Domonique Foxworth in the hour, but all he can do is picture Greg in nothi...

Normally, we'd have a quote to start this description, but there were so many incredible statements uttered by our reluctant love guru, Greg Cote, that we're just going to list them below: "The word 'romance' begins with the letters 'R, E.' At the heart of the name 'Greg' are the letters 'R, E.'" "I'm gonna be coming strong." "Sex is too serious, let's have a little fun." "Sincerity is overrated i...

"I don't give a damn about my first girlfriend. She can kiss my ass." JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder, updates The Polls, and has BOTH a Salute of the Day AND a Joker of the Day. Also, will Jeremy go 4-for-4 with his parody songs for show sponsors? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They f'ed up their twizzles." Jessica is here to talk about the Winter Olympics and her search for a little bit of thigh. Plus, this James Harden thing may work out in Cleveland, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're always wondering why I love going to Whole Foods so much." Comedian Ian Lara joins us as we somehow keep finding more Dominican New Yorkers who love the New York Knicks. Tony delivers his into a Refran Del Día as a rapid-fire quiz for Ian before Roy says something he literally NEVER has, as we discuss the Canadian Power Play unit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

"That's an interesting question." David chooses himself over eternal love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It wasn't a question. It was an eloquent point." The show seemingly had more of its crew watch the Heat vs. Pelicans game than any other Heat game this season, and Mike uses it as an opportunity to remind everyone that he is, was, and forever will be irrefutably right about everything. Today's Cast: Dan, Chris, Jack Schitt, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

Ted Danson is dangerously delightful... don't let him try to tell you otherwise. Ted and Dan got together in Los Angeles back on June 3, 2024, and bonded over coming to terms with their insecurities late in life… could you imagine a world where the adored icon was not only shy, but thought he lost his funny, and needed Larry David to save him? That last part was about Ted, of course, not Dan. (Sor...

"AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT KAWHI LEONARD?!" Jeremy is very frustrated as he tries to finish up his latest song, and I promise we'll get to it eventually. JuJu reveals that watching Traitors changed his life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Anything is better than these terrible jokes I've written about Hitler." Stand-up comedian Lucas Zelnick tells us why he's like a gambling addict when it comes to bombing and how he found out that calling a gay dude "gay" is not funny, but actually just a hate crime. Plus, we break down yet another all-time banger from Chris "Mad Dog" Russo on load management in the NBA, and Tony bets the castle....

"The closest to a smoking gun..." After an update to the pizza crust debate from yesterday, Pablo joins us to discuss his new bombshell reporting surrounding the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard, tampering, and even, potentially, a mention of this financial deal to the federal government. In the process, Tony and Mike undercut Jeremy to the point that he lashes out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

"The rubber meets the road in a big way." Nick Wright has stolen an idea from JuJu, but to his credit, it's a REALLY interesting idea. He also has thoughts on the futures of Victor Wembanyama, Drake Maye, and someone he was unfamiliar with before the Super Bowl: Bad Bunny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"God Bless America, God Bless Malachi Toney, and God Bless Uuuuuuudeeehhhhhh!" We're living the jai life as we jaiperventilate over the Miami Hurricanes' win over the jaily ranked North Carolina Tar Heels. Greg also can't remember the jailight of his life at the fronton. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

"🎶 Best way to get money 🎶" JuJu is here wearing his throwback Marlins jacket, with some show feedback, corrections, and an update on The Polls. But first, Jeremy has another parody song for one of our show sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The F you think I was drafted to Detroit for?" Tony finds the ugliest possible spot for his Top 5, the entire NBA fought each other last night, Bad Bunny reminds Dan why he's named Dan, and the crew learns that Gabe Vincent is indeed an Atlanta Hawk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan, is your position now anti-football as opposed to pro-football?" Chuck Klosterman joins us from in front of his electric fireplace to discuss his new book, "Football," and why the cultural monolith of the game may eventually be... doomed? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Gingers don't watch ginger porn." Greg has so many memory lapses that Dan utters words he's never spoken before: 'Too much Greg.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My wife always handles the wand." After the Heat's loss to the Jazz, a team that is purposefully trying to lose to a point that Zas has threatened to send their coach to prison, we're talkin' boy bands, pizza crust, and the Marlins bringing back teal as p's and c's report to Spring Training. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Jonathan 'Phony Bologna' Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more a...

"I went to McDonald's yesterday." It's Toilet Bowl Monday, and Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations, including racists in WWE, kickoff rules, and the Top 5 Things To Call His Dump This Morning. Plus, Jeremy returns at the end of the hour with his best effort at a parody song for Miller Lite's next Super Bowl commercials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

"I gotta think about that one." JuJu still hasn't gotten over Dan's mistake from early in the show, and he's also here with games. Or to provide free "game." Or something like that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have no whimsy!" Can Sam Darnold have the greatest QB story ever if another guy was using his right arm to put pinto beans on the shelf? Can anyone on the show, other than Chris Cote, determine whether someone is a ginger? Does anyone enjoy a parody song as much as Jeremy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices