A hora milagrosa

"When you're so effective at not giving us the tears, we're gonna search for it where we can." "Where's Jess?" you ask. "Where's Jessica's tears?" you question. Well, she's here, and she's not hiding from anything... except for seemingly everyone because of her Mabel-from-Only-Murders-In-The-Building costume. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"DID I MISS IT?" Nick Wright and Pablo have a legitimately uneasy tension inside "Pablo's studio." Their argument over who's an actual journalist is so awkward that the Shipping Container does what it can to derail the segment, but Dan, as he is wont to do, powers through regardless of their advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tyler Baron has a knee." It's time for a play-by-play breakdown of how a man who swallowed a Faberge egg had it travel through his system. Also, I know what the "external locus of control" is, but Zas doesn't, so can you tell him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Stop with Method Man and let's see you go after Notre F***ing Dame!" Dan and Pablo are in New York, the Shipping Container is in Miami, and so is Zaslow's big ah head. It's time to discuss Notre Dame's stink of schedule before Dan blames every Heat problem on Tyler Herro. Today's cast: Dan, Pablo, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

The NBA is in full chaos mode and Alley Oop Basketball Show is breaking it ALL down. On this episode of the Alley Oop basketball show on the DLS Hoops channel, Juju Gotti and Trysta Krick tap in to talk about: – Where could Giannis Antetokounmpo REALLY end up next? – Are the Boston Celtics actually elite… or just front-running frauds? – LaMelo Ball accidentally running out with the WRONG team and...

"As long as he tells us the truth about the water park." JuJu has some feedback on today's show and a Philip Rivers-inspired Top 5 that will make Dan's heart happy if he actually listens to this Postgame Show while in New York. Hey, Dan. If you're reading this, I'm not doubting you, but I'm just saying you're likely busy enjoying your time in The Big Apple. Apple time, apple time. Learn more about...

"Do you know what happens to people who don't know about Patrick Dempsey in the 1995 Movie Outbreak?" Zaslow has found himself in a controversy so severe that he may end up out of work. Speaking of... where is Ryan Tannehill? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I am doing a thing." Pablo and Chris offer helpful opinions, but not until after they were actually helpful. Also, Quentin Jammer has a wild claim, and there is a ton of breaking news all around Major League Baseball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"His therapist goes home and says, 'I did a bad thing today.'" Pablo finally realized that AI is coming for all of us because he got tricked by it this morning. Is Philip Rivers a first ballot Gunslinger Hall of Famer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'll say the m word, I don't care." We're diving hog first into another local hour, talking about the Miami Hurricanes and Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Mike Ryan has been digesting Notre Dame podcasts non-stop in preparation for an upcoming chicken s**t press conference and is ready to start breaking down the upcoming Texas A&M game. David dives in stub first and reveals he thought Millie Bobby...

"What's up, my brother John?" We officially have our second 3-time nominee for the MVP of the day, but not until JuJu's Top 5 celebrates some of the weirdest moves of the weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you don't get up, you're getting hog." Now that Dan and his New York crew have finally gone out to lunch, it's time for the big boys to talk sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tell that shit to the New York Post!" Mero stops by to tell the crew why he doesn't want Giannis Antetokounmpo on the Knicks and to laugh with Dan and Pablo about Wayne Gretzky's pronunciation of Curacao, Fernando Mendoza's speech, and Dan's wardrobe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was an abortion, Michael." Hank Azaria shares the origins of his many voices, aspirations for his Bruce Springsteen cover band, and what he hopes will happen in the Chiefs-Texans game because he won't watch it until he gets on the treadmill later today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"H2H Matter. Miami in!" With the Miami Hurricanes making the College Football Playoff, Inter Miami winning the MLS Cup, and the Cyclones earning their way to a title game this upcoming Friday, Dan did the only thing he could: leave Miami for New York to co-host the Local Hour with Pablo Torre. At least he's not doing this from East Texas A&M. Today's cast: Dan, Pablo, Zaslow, Amin, Roy, Jeremy...

Deshaun Watson returns to practice for the Cleveland Browns. Daniel Jones continues to battle a fractured fibula. And first place on the line in AFC North (Steelers vs. Ravens), the AFC South (Colts vs. Jaguars) and the NFC North (Bears vs. Packers). So much drama! Thankfully, we have Sports Illustrated NFL Staff Writer Matt Verderame to walk us through the Top Six NFL Games of Week 14. Then Pro B...

The Hockey Show returns after Thanksgiving, the day every hockey team determines whether or not they will make the Playoffs. That leaves the Panthers currently out of the picture, and Roy, David, and Ethan break down the brutal stretch they have found themselves in recently. Plus, weird injuries continue to pile up around the league, and there are real concerns about whether the Olympic hockey are...

"Thank you for playing." Zaslow searches for Valentine's Day advice as the crew learns that The Village People are still kickin', discusses the majestic 2007 Houston Rockets, and hears the story of Dan and Greg sharing a motel room. Also, Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! MATTHEW BERRY! MATTHEW BEEERRRRRYYYYYYY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've put together all the great lists!" Ol' Garlic Bread stops by to discuss NFL storylines heading into Week 14, but he ends up berating Mike for being a member of the gilded class and spiraling as Dan berates HIM for his false starts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And Roy." We've got a ton of pomp and circumstance to celebrate Tom Bogert joining the show ahead of the World Cup Draw, but the show's general behavior has Mike Ryan feeling like his foot was blown off by a propane tank. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, Tom, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy Corben welcomes Emilio Gonzalez, one of Miami's mayoral candidates, to state his case for the city's upcoming runoff election. Plus, Billy give an update on Monique Pardo-Pope, the daughter of a Neo-Nazi serial killing corrupt cop, who is currently a Miami Beach commission candidate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's 'Break a Pool Stick' time." JuJu has an idea to fix College Football, a moment of excitement for his Bills, and an update to a day full of polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I wish you were dead." Peter Burns almost died in front of Greg Sankey and shares the details of his experience that led him toward a lifetime** of better behavior. Then, he gives Mike Ryan a reason to be glad he's alive. **2 weeks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"WE HAVE TO WRAP, TONY." Welcome to one of the more unhinged moments in the modern history of The Dan Le Batard Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever traded someone out of pettiness?" David has a strong take on Giannis Antetokounmpo... and movies... and Kyle Tucker... and remorse... and Chris Cote's intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices