A hora milagrosa

"So, you're clearly very attracted to your sister-in-law." David Samson is here in his ridiculous jacket to discuss the NFL's decisions regarding the Epstein List, whether LeBron might take the minimum next year, tanking, and Tony Clark stepping down. Plus, while trying to celebrate Robert Duvall, he says something he will regret forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

"He has two tickets for caller No. 9 to see Alabama in concert." Nick Wright won "The Custodians" some big-time cash, but Dan is frustrated that they will be rewarded for their general incompetence. Also, The Big Dog takes our "Two Deep Tua," we return to the remarkable Mick Cronin sound from yesterday, and Chris sneezes. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more ab...

Jay Bilas knows excellence. From his time on the court to his time in the courtroom and broadcast booth, Jay has one hell of a work ethic and fought for what’s right without ever seeking recognition in return. If he did, his wife and kids would be the first to call him out on it… From their conversation in February 2024, Jay and Dan recognize a fellow workaholic when they see one and explore their...

"Intanballin'." In honor of Black History Month, JuJu delivers his Top 5 Black Celebrities Who Look White and White Celebrities Who Look Black. He also has some notes for Dan on his performance on today's show, but not before one more brilliant idea by our fearless leader: let's have an unprepared Greg Cote deliver Zaslow's MVP of the Day without knowing what the hell the Zaslow's MVP of the Day b...

"Are you raising your voice at me?" Is the handshake line segregationist against lefties? Did Fred Hoiberg miss his one opportunity to blame the one-armed man? Did Mick Cronin give a rat's ass? Did Mike Ryan's limited fake Jeremy orgasm sound like Andrew Luck? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Done with all the talkin', time to get to dancin'!!!!!!!" The Farty Boyz are ready to rumble out in Pampano, Canada and Chechnya are battling in the Olympics, and Dan is reveling in the ability to ask Andrew Friedman, MLB's most successful executive and Dodgers President of Baseball Operations, about the suffering in his role. Yes, the SUFFERING of the World Series champion. Learn more about your...

"Standing his ground in a stand your ground state." Taylor Twellman is here to discuss the return of the reigning MLS champs, Inter Miami, the upcoming World Cup, and, for some reason, Stan Van Gundy and Dwight Howard's icy press conference. Also, as we discuss Tony Clark's scandalous resignation from the MLBPA, Greg records another first down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

"You see this? That's how you stretch!" It was a magical night for both Canes Hoops and Canes Baseball, which means it's time for Dan to give a soliloquy on the entire history of the University of Miami's athletic program since the days of Ichabod Crane. Plus, Nick Wright is playing in a poker game against guys named Señor Tilt, The Magician, and Doc Holliday with money on the line for the Shippin...

"That's one of his catchphrases." Greg and Dan want to show sympathy for an athlete. Dorks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I shall not forgive you!" Amin takes us through all of the biggest storylines from NBA All-Star Weekend, including the horrific Los Angeles traffic. He also delivers his Weekend Observations and duels with Zas over each of their respective Top 5 Leonardo DiCaprio movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who made-a da salad?" Noted lawyer extraordinaire Stephen A. Smith flirts with running for President. Then, as we try to pay tribute to Ron Magill's storied career properly, Dan insults Greg, but in an attempt to win him back, he allows Greg to roll through numbers 50 through 37 of his best catchphrases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're throwing words." Hurtful words have been slung about: some at Adam Silver, some at Mike Ryan, some at Horizon League officials, some at Kansas State players, some by NC State Fans, and some... by Greg Cote himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're yelling something that rhymes with muck!" The Dolphins let go of Tyreek Hill, the Daytona 500 ended with fireworks (and ashes), the Marlins' owner said they're in it to "W.I.N." it, and the NBA All-Star game made a huge comeback, but the highlight of Dan's weekend was listening to UM basketball on the radio. Also, does anyone around here enjoy ANYTHING? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Ch...

Seattle Public Works are still cleaning up the confetti. The off season is officially here and we're left with measuring up how Sam Darnold ranks among the best. Is he really the GEQBUS? We invite Sports Illustrated's resident football nerd, Matt Verderame, on the show to give us his list. It's a show for true football fans. Give a listen. And please remember to subscribe. Become a Football Americ...

Isaiah Stewart sends the NBA into full chaos with a bench-clearing fight that has everyone talking. Juju and Trysta break down the moment, the reactions, and who actually showed up when things got heated — including Duncan Robinson staying far away from the smoke. Then the show pivots to the wild Kuminga family room controversy, where accusations of taking too much food somehow becomes the league’...

The 2026 Milan Winter Olympics are in full swing, and Roy is on vacation, so David and Roy are holding down the fort with Rose and Gabe to break down the action from Italy. The boys start by discussing the US women's great start to the tournament, including a 5-0 win over Canada, and break down the early stages of the men's tournament as well. Ethan has a stat of the day about some underutilized C...

"And there's a drive into deep left field..." Did you know Dan calls athletes an 'economy' a lot? Well, Charlie sure does, and it leads Dan to dismiss him and Domonique from the show. Then, the Phillies cut Nick Castellanos, which gives us an excuse to relive one of the best/worst broadcast moments of all time. And Dan wonders aloud if it's time for us to appreciate Sam Darnold's humility. Learn m...

"Where's my clit clit?" Greg Cote is in his love dungeon to dish out advice to listeners of the show who've called in with questions ahead of Valentine's Day. How do you spice things up in the bedroom? How do you get alone time? How do you manage three lovers? All the while, Dan makes his best effort to involve a bewildered Domonique Foxworth in the hour, but all he can do is picture Greg in nothi...

Normally, we'd have a quote to start this description, but there were so many incredible statements uttered by our reluctant love guru, Greg Cote, that we're just going to list them below: "The word 'romance' begins with the letters 'R, E.' At the heart of the name 'Greg' are the letters 'R, E.'" "I'm gonna be coming strong." "Sex is too serious, let's have a little fun." "Sincerity is overrated i...

"I don't give a damn about my first girlfriend. She can kiss my ass." JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder, updates The Polls, and has BOTH a Salute of the Day AND a Joker of the Day. Also, will Jeremy go 4-for-4 with his parody songs for show sponsors? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They f'ed up their twizzles." Jessica is here to talk about the Winter Olympics and her search for a little bit of thigh. Plus, this James Harden thing may work out in Cleveland, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're always wondering why I love going to Whole Foods so much." Comedian Ian Lara joins us as we somehow keep finding more Dominican New Yorkers who love the New York Knicks. Tony delivers his into a Refran Del Día as a rapid-fire quiz for Ian before Roy says something he literally NEVER has, as we discuss the Canadian Power Play unit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

"That's an interesting question." David chooses himself over eternal love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It wasn't a question. It was an eloquent point." The show seemingly had more of its crew watch the Heat vs. Pelicans game than any other Heat game this season, and Mike uses it as an opportunity to remind everyone that he is, was, and forever will be irrefutably right about everything. Today's Cast: Dan, Chris, Jack Schitt, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

Ted Danson is dangerously delightful... don't let him try to tell you otherwise. Ted and Dan got together in Los Angeles back on June 3, 2024, and bonded over coming to terms with their insecurities late in life… could you imagine a world where the adored icon was not only shy, but thought he lost his funny, and needed Larry David to save him? That last part was about Ted, of course, not Dan. (Sor...