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"See you next week." Florida Panthers Hockey is over, Grover, and Zas, Mike, and Chris decide which teams they least want to win the Stanley Cup. Also, the NBA says LaMelo Ball should have been ejected from Tuesday's game against the Heat, Steph Curry is still good at basketball, and Zaslow's wife treats him like a child. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We're gonna do everything we can to make you happy." Jeff Hafley, the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins, knows the expectations are high for him to lead a franchise that hasn't won a playoff game in a quarter of a century. Coach Hafley traces his rise from being a kid fixated on football (he asked for a mini whiteboard for Christmas!) to his college coaching career beginning by sleeping under...

"He will be returning for his 18th season..." JuJu leads us toward a Joker, Hero, and MVP of the Day before updating the Polls and giving us his official NBA Finals prediction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"No, I'd like to hear Tony explain it." Jessica is here to let us know that, despite Greg's wishes for everything to cost what it did in the 90s, the World Cup may price all of us out. She's also informationmaxxing about why Guy Fieri apologized for something that happened at the UFC event in Miami, who has the best free restaurant bread, and the origins of Clavicular. Learn more about your ad cho...

"Did Old Yeller have a good last day?" Now that this misery of a season is over, where should the Heat go from here? A full rebuild through the draft? Giannis? KAWHI? Then, another coach is gone from Inter Miami, and Tony tells the story of a strange interaction at a [redacted] sub shop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm nervous..." Jemele Hill joins the show to discuss Dianna Russini's resignation from The Athletic amid the controversy surrounding her and Mike Vrabel. We dive into journalistic standards, the perceptions women face in the industry, the 24-hour news cycle, the impact of social media on breaking news, and other details surrounding this complicated story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

"THAT CHEATIN' ASS BALL FAMILY!" So... the Heat season is over. Is the franchise? LaMelo Ball took a cheap shot on Bam Adebayo, Miami lost him for the game, and all hell broke loose from there for a wacky, entertaining, competitive, dramatic, and heartbreaking game for all involved. Plus, Dan explains exactly how close the Heat were to acquiring Giannis Antetokounmpo. Also, Trae Young is a Wizard....

The NBA Play-In is HERE and it’s already chaos. On this episode of Alley Oop, JuJu and Trysta break down their Play-In predictions for teams like the Philadelphia 76ers, Miami Heat, Portland Trail Blazers, Denver Nuggets, Minnesota Timberwolves, Atlanta Hawks, and New York Knicks — who survives and who’s going home early? But that’s just the start… Doc Rivers resigns?! What does it mean for the le...

"Mock Draft Predictor comfort is paramount." Greg FINALLY gets to his discussion on Rueben Bain, and JuJu provides updates on the WNBA Draft and 66ers playoff tickets before his Top 5 People Who Snatched Victories From the Jaws of Defeat When He Didn't Expect It. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're not going to believe this clown..." Bonzi Wells is here to discuss the origins of the new Untold Documentary about his 'Jail Blazers' and how grateful he is to be able to tell his side of the story. Who was misunderstood? How has his perspective changed? And will Bonzi be the best-ever at playing our 'Top 5 Bucket Getter' game? Plus, the conversation hasn't happened until Greg Cote speaks...

"See?" Are you surprised a Walrus is larger than a Wildebeest? Will the Lakers win a single game this postseason? And are more of the players who've had a spectacular career post-40 great with their pliability or their lie ability? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"HEALTH!" We have two new additions to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases, and we'll eventually get to the second one. What do you think it was like the first time a human saw someone sneeze? Plus, Shams goes after Doc Rivers, Italy has a renewed shot at the World Cup, and Dan and Greg relive a trip to Downtown LA in the 90s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"By the tens of...cars." Is it a Win-Win Game? A Die-Die Game? No, it's a Day-Day-Dayenu Game. As the crew prepares for this fake playoff game, it begs the question: Are the Heat the best fake playoff team ever? As Zas and Mike debate whether or not to root for the Heat tonight, Jeremy checks in from across the street at the Kaseya Center, where the energy is palpable. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zas...

"You can't be slow and have fear." It wasn't Dan's best day* at the office, but hey... It's Monday. *That's according to Dan himself. I, Jeremy, would never say that. I have only the highest praise for our fearless leader. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"So your kids don't watch shows where kids die?" Amin is here for his Weekend Observations, and while he mostly wants to talk NBA Playoffs, he also has to tell a few people to gtfoh. Then, Zas takes the pin out of a conversation from the Local Hour, Mike recaps some of the weekend's action at Coachella, and Zas thinks he's cool for liking wrestling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

"That's the hot one?" UFC talk continues until Tony introduces a cringey video that forces the crew to physically walk out of the room. Plus, have you ever seen a sports season where the major takeaway is 'nobody cares?' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm the guy in the Waymo and the guy who asks the stupid question." Dan starts a game that he may grow to regret. Thanks to Jeremy's colossal error in the Local Hour, we run through some of the worst mistakes of the last couple of weeks. Plus, LeBron James steps into another opportunity for greatness, the crew revels in the glory of Heat Centers from yesteryear, and Donald Trump attends the UFC e...

"Breathing hot neck..." Dan is concerned everyone might be a little slow on this Monday morning, but there's no way the crew would choke the way Rory McIlroy ALMOST did at The Masters this early in the week. As a result, Mike has unique expertise to offer from Canes Spring Camp, Jeremy shows off his linguistic skills, and Tony is on a post-Easter kindness spree. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Jer...

Jonathan Zaslow is man we love. But is he a man we know? That's what we set out to do on Football America! We get into the deep conversations of life with our good friend. Starting, of course, with a consequential debate about the Vegas Omelette Bar. Is it worth the wait? Can you ever get a decent fluffy omelette at a buffet? Or is it place of disappointment? Zaslow gives us the answer. We go from...

Is Chet Holmgren the most consistently dominant winner in basketball history? On this episode of the Alley Oop Basketball Show, Juju and Trysta break down how Chet has somehow been a #1 seed at every level — high school, college, and now with the Oklahoma City Thunder. Is this just coincidence… or the sign of something bigger brewing in OKC?They also dive into: Cade Cunningham’s return and what it...

David is at Disney World, and Rose is in Guatemala, so Roy and Ethan are holding it down in the studio for this edition of The Hockey Show. The two discuss the Islanders' late-season coaching change, letting Patrick Roy go in favor of Peter DeBoer, before diving into the thrilling playoff races in both conferences that could come down to the final day of the regular season. This week's guest is Da...

"When it comes to World War II, be on the lookout for the Allies." Tony has his Top 5 storylines heading into the NBA Playoffs, and he has the balls to ask the question that nobody is asking: Can the Thunder go back-to-back? Kyle Van Noy responded to our Lamar Jackson discourse from yesterday, and Zaslow wants to know what happened to 140 characters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

"Then we erect statues of Dameshek on the baks of the three rivers." The Miami Heat have waived Terry Rozier and opened up a roster spot just in time to be the 10th seed and get bounced from the playoffs. With the Pittsburgh Penguins locking up a surprise playoff spot, the gang discusses their favorite teams of all time that never won a championship. Have you ever walked out of a movie? If you cla...

"Man, this Zaslow's a weird fella." Have you ever cut a vacation short? Does Zaslow's wife call him Zas? What happens if the Heat don't get Giannis this summer? Why did Dan say Zaslow won't watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs yesterday? Do we have any idea what bail is like in Tijuana? Why? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's Bill, and his son is Will?" JuJu gives us his Top 5 NBA storylines we should be talking about and continues the investigation into whether or not Greg Cote was the inspiration for Steve Carell's character in Rooster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices