A Guide to Poor Parenting

Come relax with Jason and Jennifer take a break from the Christmas season and bitch about our ungrateful kids and how tiring it all is.  Take a load off your feet as we dish about what Santa brought us for Christmas, what our kids got and didn’t get cause they was bad, and our bygone Christmas’s.  Grab a mug full of hot coco and Bailey’s Irish cream, and stuff your face with choc...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we talk about teachers, our kids’ and our own and how thankful we are for all of them.  Grab a seat on the couch and gossip with us about the teachers we loved, hated, half remembered and are so thankful for.  Fill up a mug with some coffee and Bailey’s Irish cream, snag a few chocolate and caramel Belonings from IKEA and try to figure out how these blessed a...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they learn how to be a better, more patient parent, and that maybe our kids aren’t that bad.  Come sit in with us as we visit with the Mom extraordinaire, Melissa.  Have a sugar free charcuterie spread, and some Malbec from Aldi’s as we all learn about the trials and tribulations of raising a gaggle of children from foster care while somehow remaining not mur...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we bemoan our kids eating habits, and hear about what picky eaters we were as kids.  Come sit in with us as we talk about all the fights about food, how we try and get our kids to try stuff they don’t want, and what picky little shits we were growing up.  Toss back a few glasses of Rio Madre Riojas and nibble on some pretzels as figure out how to make these darn ki...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we take a trip down memory lane and recall the traditions that we have with our own immediate families, and the traditions we grew up with.  Listen in as we discuss our memorable turkey days, how we prepare the greens, and what how our parents handled the big feast.  Enjoy a little Prosecco and Orangeaide with just a splash of vodka then nosh on some orange slices as con...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with a friend, mentor and professional therapist, Aaron.  Drop in as we talk about Aaron’s career as a therapist, parenting toddlers and how he came to work with foster/adoptee kiddos.  Come have some pretzel bites and daiquiris as we discuss therapy, keeping up with toddlers, and how to stay sane as a parent. Email us at:  guidetopoorparenting@gmail.com...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we gossip about the attitude problems our kids have, and what kind of attitude we gave our poor parents.  Listen in as we lament the attitude our own kids give us, how puberty only makes it better, and what angels we were when we were mere babies.  Sip on some Kirkland Pinot Noir and try some Rellentinas with us as discuss how to beat the crappy attitude out of our child...

Join Jennifer and Jason for Season 3 of our podcast.  Be a fly on the wall as we discuss our 3rd fabulous season, trick-or-treating, the best neighborhoods to go to, and our past costumes. Come have a nasty Horse Feather with us and nosh on some Halloween candy as we relive our spooky days Email us at:  guidetopoorparenting@gmail.com   Follow us at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/guidet...

Join our kids as we break promises. We promised we would start on October 30th, but life found a way to get in the way of us recording our first episode for Season 3. As God as our witness we will get that episode recorded and we will be back for season 3 on November 6th. Thanks for being patient with us, we appreciate you all     Follow us at: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/guidet...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they recall, to the best of their abilities, Season 2. Listen in as we discuss the best parts of Season 2, what are plans are for Season 3, and some Reddit posts about parenting and adoption.  Have some white chocolate, macadamia nut cookies and some boxed wine as we revisit this past season. Also, for our dedicated listeners, we will take a short break so we can finish...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they talk with one of Jennifer’s oldest friends, Dru.  Tune in as we recall Dru’s life as a mother and grandmother, her trials and tribulations, and how it felt to get 2 grandkids days apart from her son from 2 different baby mommas.  Sit and nosh on some chips and salsa with us as we try a little Patron Silver tequila and dream about smacking our dumb kids....

Join Jason and Jennifer as we lament about the convenience, magic, and horror of cellphones, and why we don’t want our kids to ever have them.  Be a fly on the wall as we complain about how much the idea of cellphones scares us, how they are inevitable yet terrible, and how we with our crap memories can live without them. Come have a snifter of Tennessee Legend bourbon and nibble on some Nut...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we try to recall all that we know about memory, and how even though we’ve always had bad memories, it’s only gotten worse.  Drop in on our conversation as we recall how we’ve always had crappy memories, how it’s only gotten worse, and how at this rate we’re gonna forget our kid’s names  Imbibe a little orange flavored rum with us as we...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with one of Jason’s longest lasting friends, Lindsey.  Listen as we chit chat about Lindsey’s life as an adoptee, a mother of three, and the joys of parenting kids in the LGBT+ community.  Come have some girl scout cookies and a whole lot of vodka tonic as we discuss parenting, long lasting friendships, and our f**king kids.       Fol...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we examine our relationship with alcohol and our history with this double edged, delicious sword.  Tune in as we talk about how we approach the topic of alcohol with our kids, our family history with it and how we shouldn’t record 2 episodes in 1 day.  Sit and sip some Tuscan Casone that we got from Aldi’s and gnosh on some Trader Joe’s Meyer lemon cook...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we converse about our extended families, cousins, aunts, uncles and such. Commiserate with us as talk about being the either the oldest and youngest cousins in the group and how distance can really affect family relationships.  Nibble on some Spanish cheese and Rosso Grande Alberone from Trader Joes as we bitch about the mean crap that comes out of our kids mouths. &nbsp...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with Jason’s dear, sweet, petit Aunt Nancy.  Listen as we examine the pros and cons of being the smartest woman in the room, the joy and misery of raising a genius, and adjusting to single life after the death of a spouse.  Come have a little baked brie on a baguette plus a glass of Bordeaux as we hear all about the life and times of Nancy.    ...

Join Jason and Zane as we discuss our marriage, how we became parents, and what terrible parents that we’ve become.  Listen as we talk about our teenage son crashing his car, our daughter and the delights of the foster care system, plus why some time you just gotta scream at your grandkids when they refuse to use the damn restroom. Come enjoy some pineapple and Seven Three Distillery Gin as...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we discuss anger, not only our children’s but our own desire to do murder.  We hope you enjoy our lively discussion about coping with our kids anger, or not. Plus, how we constantly fail at containing our own anger when one of our kids says some snarky crap.  Come take a swig of some Kraken rum and have a nibble of our Mexican style street corn chips from Aldi&#821...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with an ex-neighbor and friend of the pod, Catherine.  Listen as we discuss the joys and pains of single motherhood, absent fathers, and creative children.  Come sample a gin and tonic plus a little goat cheese on a baguette with some vodka soaked grapes, as hear all about Catherine’s journey as a mom. Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Email Reddit Source

Join Jason and Jennifer as we lament about stinky children, who are apparently nose blind to their stank.  Listen as we discuss being the stinky kid in school, why boys and girls are equally gross, and why puberty is a stinky hell scape.  Come have even more Costco wine from the advent calendar and Tate’s Bake Shop- Mint Chocolate Chip Cookies and help us figure out why children are so disgu...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we discuss the infuriating fight that lasts till their out of house, Chores.  Listen as we talk about what chores look like and don’t look like in our houses, why one of us is definitely a better housekeeper than the other, and how sometimes you just want to do it yourself because the kids do such a crap job.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calenda...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with a good friend of theirs, EJ.  Listen as we delve into the wonderland that is NOT having kids, and how wonderful it is to just be the fun gay Uncle.  Come have an Old Fashioned and some mixed nuts as you listen these mixed nuts try to figure why the hell we decided to become parents Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Email Reddit Source

Join Jason and Jennifer as we discuss how we deal with children stealing, and when it’s not appropriate to kill them.  Listen as we discuss our own kids f**k-ups, our own mis-deeds, and why even though murder seems appropriate, sometimes you just gotta let go and let God, slap the sh!t out of them.  Is anyone else sick of the Costco Advent wine, I know we are, well come have some anyway with...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we chit chat about the inevitable fate of all children, fighting.  Listen as we try to figure out why kids fight, how we’ve failed to stop it and the crappy choices we’ve made when it comes to our own kids fighting.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calendar and some Reese’s Easter Eggs and try to figure out how to profit from our kid&#82...