A Guide to Poor Parenting

Join Jason and Jennifer as we show you all why we have become the Grinch and Scrooge all rolled into one on that most magical day of Christmas. Sample some of the Menage a Trois Decadence Cabernet Sauvignon that Jason got from Sam’s and nibble on some Benton’s Chocolate Stroopwaffles as we drink our way through another f**king glorious Christmas. Email us at:   guidetopoorparenting@gma...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we have even more fun with previous guest, Jessica. Enjoy as we catch up with her kids, the joys and pains of running a theater, and learn about how naughty Jessica and Jennifer were in a past life. Relive your teenage years by having a bottle of Seagram’s Escapes Peach Bellini and nibble on some Benton’s dark chocolate gingerbread hearts as we catch up with...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we hand out some bad parenting advice based off posts from Reddit. Listen in as we catch up on our respective weeks, bemoan parents worry about gendered toys, talk a parent off a ledge, craft the best punishments, and delve into the grey areas of adoptions. Try some Oak Leaf Cabernet from Walmart and try some knock off Keebler Girl scout cookies. Email us at:   guidetopo...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we chit chat about the 3rd most stressful holiday of the year, Thanksgiving. Try some more cheap Walmart Pinot Noir from the Winemakers selection and nibble on some p retzel bites with mustard dip from Aldi’s as we remember the best and worst Thanksgivings, the ones we can actually remember. Email us at:   guidetopoorparenting@gmail.com All our links and social med...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we drink and chat with a good friend and one of Jason’s coworkers, Lisa. Hear all about how Lisa married into an Italian family, her journey through motherhood, and why you should never leave an empty bag of chip where a dog can get into it. Enjoy a glass of Sutter Home Pinot Grigio and remember to always tell your kids to come get you when they’re being chew...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we hand out some bad parenting advice based off posts from Reddit. Listen in as we catch up on our respective weeks, encourage other parents to let an iPad babysit their children, figure out how to handle tween girls, plot how to get our kids out of bed, and discuss the joys of adopting an older kid. Have a glass of our favorite Bota Box Bourbon barrel aged Cabernet Sauv...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we talk about how f**king stressed out we are lately. Listen in as discuss our current stressors, how we deal with stress, and why sometimes you just need a glass of wine and your best friend. Try some cheap Walmart Merlot from the Oak Leaf Vineyards and sample the charcuterie snack pack from Aldi’s as we try not to lose our ever-loving minds dealing with all crap...

Join our kids as we break promises. We promised we would start on November 6th, but in my haste to start creating a video podcast I messed up the audio. But as God as our witness we will get that episode re-recorded and we will be back for season 5 on November 13th. Thanks for being patient with us, we appreciate you all. Email us at:   guidetopoorparenting@gmail.com Check out all our links and so...

Join Jennifer and Jason as they recall Season 4, at least to best of our abilities, our favorite guests, and some of the crazy stuff we’ve been reading on Reddit.  Try a some Papa Pilar’s Flagship Blonde and Dark rum mixed and nibble on some Bucee’s Milk chocolate Beaver nuggets as we say close out this awesome season.   Email us at:   guidetopoorparenting@gmail.com Check out all...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we are joined by another friend from Shenanigans, Rebecca.  Listen in as Rebecca tells about dating in the time of AOL chat rooms, her incredible relationship with her stepson, and how weddings can almost be ruined by a toxic p***y. We cracked open a bottle of Altosur Malbec along with a few Reece’s peanut butter pumpkins as we discuss ways of avoid religious solic...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we hand out some bad parenting advice based off posts from Reddit. Listen in as we catch up on our respective weeks, commiserate with other parents, decide how to quietly take out a child’s bully, and why sometimes you have to ignore your 19 year old’s temper tantrum. Try some Papa Pilar’s Flagship dark rum along with some glazed Munchkins from Dunkin d...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we talk about our love / hate relationships with screens. Listen in as we whine about our parental inadequacies, as we try to try to find the right balance between a technology free home vs letting the little sh*ts go feral with their screen. Try some Papa’s Pilar Flagship Blonde run from Key West and sample some Dunkin Doughnut’s munchkins as feel guilty abo...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we are joined by a Jason’s longtime friend, Judith.  Listen in as Judith tells us about her rocky marriage, being a single mom with a good coparent, and why sometimes you just need to punch your kid’s baseball coach right in the mouth. Try some of Judith’s favorite wine, Rose by Josh, and nibble on some fresh fruit for snack time. Email us at:   guideto...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we hand out some bad parenting advice based off posts from Reddit. Listen in as we catch up on our respective weeks, commiserate with other parents, try to figure out how far a punishment should go, and our thoughts how to get kids to take their medication. Sample a little bourbon whiskey from 7 3 distillery in New Orleans, and try my new recipe for chocolate chip cookie...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we dive back into the never ending supply of topics that school provides. Listen in as we complain about our kid’s schooling, try to figure out how teachers do it when our kids are their students, how we and our kids are going to survive till the end of high school. We’re getting drunk on some Long Island Iced Teas and some cheese and crackers as we try to fi...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we are joined by a Jason’s longtime friend, Jeremiah.  Listen in as Jeremiah tells us about growing up and coming out in Texas, adopting children through the Texas child foster care system, and how all Texas men pee outside. Break out your favorite boxed wine and make it a double because I didn’t prepare any snacks for snack time then enjoy as we catch up wit...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we hand out some bad parenting advice based off posts from Reddit. Listen in as we catch up on our respective weeks, explain why losing your temper is part of parenthood, why being an older parent can be tough, and our thoughts on when people say our kids are lucky to be adopted. I made everybody some dirty Shirley Temples, or Shirlene Temples as Jennifer calls them, and...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we delve into the lonely parts of parenthood. Put your ear buds in and listen in as we talk about how isolating parenthood can be, why we find it difficult to make new parent friends, and why we’re so grateful for the support networks we do have. I’ve made some Ward-Eight cocktails with Canebreak whiskey and Jennifer served up some fresh pineapple, so join us...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we are joined by a new friend and fellow podcaster Brian.  Listen in as Brian tells us all about his journey into fatherhood, the joys and sorrows of helping a child with complex medical issues, and why no matter how old his child is he’ll always be Brian’s baby boy. Sample some sparkling pomegranate, blueberry Italian soda spiked with a little vodka and nibb...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we hand out some bad parenting advice based off posts from the Parenting and Adoption groups from Reddit. Listen in as we catch up on our respective weeks, threaten our children with pain, and ill formed opinions about other people’s parenting issues. Try some Clyde May’s Original Alabama Style whiskey and nibble on some peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies...

Join Jason and Jennifer as thank all the gods that kids are finally going back to school. Take a seat as we relive our week, how expensive school supplies are, and why we’re so glad the kids are getting out of our hair and heading back to school. Grab a dram of Gentlemen Jack and try a couple of Girl Scout Coconut Caramel Bites from Trader Joe’s, as we try to figure out how we survived...

Join Jennifer and Jason as we are joined by a friend from Shenanigan’s Improv Theater, Tera .  Put in your ear buds and hear how Tera’s bad girl youth, the dangers of young, attractive seamen, and how your kids can revoke your c*nt card. Try a recipe I just found called a New York Sour and some slightly gross blooming onions, as Tera tells us all about her genius children. Email us at:...

Join Jason and Jennifer as we dole out un-asked for advise that is of varying quality based on posts from the Parenting and Adoption groups from Reddit. Catch up on the latest dramas going on in our house, why our kids are driving us nuts, and listen in as we offer up some bad parenting advise. Poor yourself a tall glass of Blueberry Cider from Tennessee Cider Co. and nibble on some mini stroopwaf...

Join Jason and Jennifer as tell you all about our Caribbean cruise. Pull up a chair and listen in as we gush about Celebrity Cruise lines, how much alcohol we drank, and why one little sh*t didn’t get to go with us on the cruise. Pour yourself a glass of Susumaniello Ruggero Di Bardo and try a mini cheesecake cannoli from Trader Joes as we plan our next cruise. Email us at:   guidetopoorpare...

Join Jennifer and Jason as we are joined by a friend from our adoption support group, Jess.  Put on your noise cancelling headphones and listen in as Jess tells us about the ridiculous costs of infertility, smoking toilets, and why mom’s can even pee without a toddler on their laps. Try one of my homemade margaritas made with Lunazul tequilla and grab a plate of popcorn chicken, as Jess tell...