A Cynical Optimist

No fear the podcast is here! I wish they would go back to the old way of uploading. This way is way less convenient. Anyways, we here every week. Dude, do me a favor and rewatch face off. Right now! Tell me what you think lol. After that if you want to support the pod click here https://gofund.me/23a8985d

This one is way later than any show. I could of waited till next week but I just couldnt do that to you! I know you need this as another drug. At best a cigarette break you listen to for 15 seconds and then wonder if the job you're at is really where you want to be. Either way im here for you dude! If youd like to support the pod click here https://gofund.me/23a8985d Help me bring the show up and...

Dude! I got ahead of it this time! not late! Which is cool for me I guess. You might not notice. Thats cool. I don't do it for you but then I kinda do. 30 episodes short of 200! I dont know if theres gonna be anything planned for that. Just always check in week to week. If youd like to support the pod click the link https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf donate what youd like no problem.

Dude...I know its late again. But that wont make it any less good. Maybe. Either way its a great episode. And if you dont like this one...just wait a week and youll have another one. If you want to support the show click the link https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf and maybe the show will be cooler! Thanks! Enjoy!

Anther episode at the buzzard! This was alot easier on one app but shit changes. Anyways cool stuff on the pod as always umm as the title suggests being alive is tight and will be. As for no enjoy the pod and if youd like to support click the link so we can bring a better show to you! https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf

Trying to get better at posting these pods. I used to be able to post through my phone and that was trill as shit. Now I have to open a whole laptop. Its not tough but its just that extra step. You know? Anyways, enjoy the ep I was sick while recording thats how you know I love you guys! Always showing up!

So yes the podcast was late by a few hours and yes the title is wild. But no fear its just as good as all the others! I think. What does it matter youre here! Now, let go of reality and dive in to the sounds of my slow no energy voice! Oh before i forget if youd like to grow the podcast click the link to donate! https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3

Welcome back man to the shows whos numbers are more up and down then the economy! I think. I dont know much about it but i here its good. Anyways, Heres a new eppy for that ass and if youd like to make this podcast cooler donate here so we can do that! https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3 anything helps!

(Exhales slowly) Rough week, rough year. But Im here for you guys all day every week. well on one day really. but still here for your entertainment. and for this description ive given up on all correct spelling and grammar and punctuations! If youd like to support the pod click the link https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3

We are back at normal volume and again Ricky we are all good! No worries! Im gonna get a new mic soon! I promise! we are gonna get this podcast off the ground! Just wait and see! But until then If youd like to support the pod do so by clicking the link https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3

Ok this might be the worst recorded episode Ive ever recorded. I bought a mic off of the tik tok shop. Yeah! Me! An actual adult. Sometimes, we have to take bets but I think I lost on this one. If you can make it through the whole episode I will enter a contest and announce the winner in 2035! If youd like to support the pod donate to the go fund me here https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf

Each week Im here giving you the best show possible known to man! I wonder if this will just be somehwere on a server when the apocalypse happens. So a tribe some where in the distant future will sit around a fire and some how play this podcast at night for their rituals! Or! maybe it will just be a low level podcast. If youd like to support the pod click the link to the go fund me https://gofund....

Ok so Im getting better at this i think. The uploading the day before that is. As far as the actual podcast I dont know. But if you're reading this then its all good! This is a good one! or a decent one! Either way it is aother one! If you'd like to support the podcast click here https://gofund.me/b4baf028

Dude should I even keep going? Serious question. Why am I still doing this? I mean sure its fun as shit and I look forward to it but trying to become a rotten tomatoes reviewer will ruin my life. ok, so new episode and the description once again has nothing to do with the episode. Idk man is this working? let me know. or dont. either way fuck! enjoy the episode and if youd like to support click th...

Always staying up late to make sure I make this episode for friday! I made the cut off again! Things are looking up! I mean if anyone can break dance in the olympics then there is hope for me! Not for breakdancing but for mostly anything!

Ok I am getting the hang of this but I need to be a better producer caause its almost midnight and Im editing this to my audience of like 8. Thats what we do it for not all the listens but for those who do! If youd like to support the show click the link here for our go fund me to bring you a better show! https://gofund.me/27c07702

Dude! Making this podcast got a bit harder. but im still here for you. I have to get use to all these new ways to record and edit the podcast so bare with me for a couple of episodes. If you'd like to support the podcast click the link for our go fund me! https://gofund.me/57fd67ec

I have to say for the heavy topic that is talked about the episode title is perfect! Spotify did a crazy update that unfortunately had me split up the podcast but its fitting for the episode!

Read part ones description it will explain everything.

Another week another pod and less description of what actually occurs in the pod! Welcome back! You’re great because you come here every week! And that’s about all I got! If you would like to support the show the link is right here https://www.gofundme.com/boost-our-podcast-support-the-upgrade thanks for the listens and support!

I use to believe all the facts under the Snapple cap were real but I guess they are not. Anyways, that had nothing to do with the show neither will this but my test to see if people even really read the descriptions to podcasts or do they just press play?! Either way enjoy the eppy and also if you’d like to support the pod we have a go fund me here all the way at the end of this description https:...

You have 1 drink and it tastes so good so you have another then another and before you know it you forgot you had to record a podcast. So here we are the buzzed pod! I think it’s good but I also think a lot of episodes are just good. It doesn’t matter cause next week I get to try again! Enjoy the eppy! If you would like to support the podcast click the link to help us become a better pod! https://...

I had the hardest trouble pronouncing this word! Maybe cause I was sick? No im an idiot. You try it! It’s not as easy as it sounds! Or again, maybe I’m an idiot? Anyways, new eppy and also…I started a GoFundMe for the podcast! Let’s make it happen! Or not! Literally all up to you! Click the link if you can! I hope it works! https://gofund.me/eba77afb

We did it! I mean it’s not a big accomplishment but a milestone nonetheless! This show has gone through a bunch of different themes and styles. I think. I don’t honestly know. But we keep going and eventually we will have a solid show!

Another week another eppy! I swear this isn’t a tactic just to bide time because I mostly forget what I talk about on these episodes. This isn’t some cheap ploy to keep you reading before you start the ep. I’m honestly hoping you almost don’t read these. Cause you would find out eventually that they have almost nothing to do with the episode. Anyways, enjoy!