A Cynical Optimist

The title seems sus but just know you will agree with me when you listen to the episode. "They called me a mad man, until they saw the price of doritos." Is what my quote will be in the history books! Flavored triangles aside, enjoy the ep and do some good foo!

Dude I need to stop falling for these ads for products I dont need! I dont have enough cardboard to where I would need a cardboard cutter wheel thing! I could of used that during the eating an entire little Cesar's pizza era!

Trying to be more positive these days. So hopefully this helps you remember that stuff does rule and also check out the guy i mention in the episode cause hes the inspiration behind it all! Im just carrying on the message of stuff just ruling!

Putting out the episode before work! Even though I told myself Id get up early enought to post it before work! Great! I lied to myself all for the pleasure of more sleep! Either way, enjoy the pod and dont fuck up today!

Ok so I tried uploading the music in the intro and looks like I have to go back to the drawing board. Well, here is to next time! Enjoy the ep and oh yeah I figure some stuff out too!

Finalizing this episode while Im playing warzone! classic multitasker! Either way i tried nootropics dip and now Im all smart dude! Go ahead ask me anything!

You've got a fever! The only prescription? More Pod! or a very popular 80s punk band that only a select few people love! Either way welcome back! and Enjoy!

Dude! Do you ever dance like you're in the band alien ant farm for the music video "movies." If so, then welcome to your home if not...dude, what are you doing get on it! Enjoy the ep and follow rate and review and all that jazz! which if you replaced the a with an i in jazz....well you get it!

The amount of money I have spent on Royal Match is not alot. Still, how do I explain that amount to my ancestors? They wouldn't understand what happens when you get stuck on a level for a few days!

Whats up dude another ep of this shit! Are you lonely? Cause its starting to feel that way. How could I?! Im here with you! Talking and listening! We are here together! We are one! We are cynyopp. This line will be directly taken from my manifesto when they've discovered ive created an alter ego who started a fight club! Anways enjoy the ep!

Not gonna lie Im beyond buzzed on a thursday and i Think i messed up the way the text may appear! But, I showed up and poste the pod on time! dude! They should give me an award for this! A poddy! Is that what they call it? A poddy? Sidenote... is shia labeouf a great actor? Dude, I think he is! "Are you saved? Im baptized. Are you saved? Wait until you see it. See what? What a man can do to a...

I know I know the title is stupid but wait till you hear the episode its also stupid! Anyways light your black and mild woodtips and enjoy the episode!

Dude im literally running out the door to post this in time! Enjoy the ep! I gotta go! later!

Late but always great! I hope! Im playing call of duty as we speak and im pissed off cause I just died. Thats how dedicated I am to the cast! As much as it doest seem like it. But welcome back to the pod!

I messed up the intro when I say what episode number but its all good! Im losing track of what episode number im on when i record these things! Christmas is near and that means possible episode next week lets see how it goes. Either way Ill see you when i see you! Merry Christmas!

Dude so much can happen in week its insane! Welcome back and thank you for choosing me to rot with this week! apparently alot of you do! So, buckle up and then unbuckle cause we are going head first through the windshield of this podcast!

I get it vulgur title but I need something to grab your attention every week! Im competing with the world! The year coming to a close in a couple weeks and we are here for it all. Thanks again for just showing up to listen even if its for 10 mins. Really do appreciate you the listener for coming through week to week and listening! There I go getting all emotional around the holidays. Enjoy the epp...

Happy Thanksgiving but not a Thanksgiving pod! I mean what is a Thanksgiving pod? Would it be a podcast about the history of Thanksgiving? Who actually knows what that was? We werent there. For all we know it was an orgy but then changed for history reasons cause they didnt want people having orgies instead of food? I dont know but that would of been wild! Enjoy the podcast!

Maybe we judged Kanye to fast. He isnt mentioned in the episode but maybe we judged him wrong. Idk just a thought. Like maybe we are conditioned to think a certain way and anytime someone speaks against that they are cast an outsider. Again, maybe im wrong but enjoy the episode!

You ever just stop and see a moment you want to last forever? You feel like sometimes expressing yourself feels cringe to others or make you think they dont care? If so we are the podcast for you and this episode is for you. I dont know if any of that is true but we welcome you! Nobody reads these anyways so we can be who we want in here.

You're insane, You're in pain I can tell by what you're saying.... Halloween ep but nothing related to Halloween. So, in conclusion another episode! Later Foo!

More Life or whatever flavor flav said. New ep up and we are still here bringing that new shit every week. I tried to explain my podcast to someone the other day and they laughed at the idea. Not that the podcast was funny idea. I think mostly that they thought I thought I was interesting enough to have a podcast and when I got home and worried about that for 5 mins I laughed too! For you see doct...

Now, you will know all! the very minimal and non interesting truth of that night and that weekend! Enjoy!

Before recording this pod and before 36 I had my whole life in front of me. Then I went and messed up for a couple great nights. You wont hear any of this until next weeks pod! Enjoy!

Back again and just in time! You ever hear someone else validate how you feel about a certain thing. Could be anything. When you hear their opinion and its the exact same way you feel?! Probably top 5 best feeling! Anyways, enjoy the episode!