A Court of Tattoos and Rosé

We have a new showrunner for the Fourth Wing adaptation! Today, we are deep diving into her resume and our hopes for the show. Oh…there is also a brief interlude regarding my abyssal prospects as a sports broadcaster.

Madi and I are back this week to chat about our latest obsession. Plus, Madi has a VERY exciting update that you don’t want to miss! Tell us about your newest hobby in the comments below!

Join us for our first WTH episode where Danelle and I can’t for the life of us figure out why the book is CRIMINALLY under hyped. Direwolves. Political scheming. Simmering tension. Plot twist after plot twist. This book is one of our favorites of the year so far and we can’t wait to see where the rest of The Wolves of Ruin series takes us!

Danelle has finished her physical reread and, in the process, has got me spiraling over new theories. I’m talking deep dives at midnight with countless voice notes while simultaneously listening to the Graphic Audio versions. I fear the obsession is taking ahold of me again… THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

I am joined this week by @authorcarlyspade to chat about her upcoming cozy monster romance, Witches and Wine. This small town romantasy is set in the whimsical town of Arcane Cove, a haven for all magical beings. It’s there that Chelsea and Dion get their second chance at love and learn to accept who they each truly are. Prepare to fall in love with Arcane Cove and its extraordinary citizens. If y...

Okay, we all saw THAT little snippet that @rebeccayarros posted. We’ve had a few days to digest it and (obviously) spiral. So, let’s chat about it! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Join us this week as Danelle and I chat about one of our most anticipated reads of the year - Tusk Love by @theagwrites! This grumpy X sunshine love story is WORTH IT! For fans of @critical_role and D&D, this romance is perfection. It’s easy to see why Jester was obsessed. Even if you aren’t familiar with the world of Wildemount, this low-stakes, spicy tale will have you giggling and kicking y...

This is not a drill! I’ve managed to capture the elusive Madi! We’ve got F1, MTG, Tamagotchi and HomeScapes for you this week. Curious what all those things have in common? Tune in!

WTH? (Worth The Hype?) - Caught Up Join us this week as Danelle and I dive into Caught Up and decide if it is worth the hype! Put simply - 1000% it is!  Navessa Allen has done it again! From some delicious groveling to a cast of lovable side characters to some truly memorable spicy scenes…this book delivers! 

This week’s WTH episode features two books with very different vibes: Problematic Summer Romance by @alihazelwood and Silver Elite by Dani Francis. Are they worth the hype? As always with Ali’s romances, it’s a yes for PSR! Danelle and I are gonna say yes* for Silver Elite. Tuned in to see what exactly the asterisk means. 

After a brief (unexpected) hiatus, we are back with our first ever WTH episode. Are you seeing a book all over social media? Do the glowing reviews seem too good to be true? We are here to tell you whether the latest viral sensations are actually worth the hype (get it? Worth The Hype? Hehe)! This week we are diving into Shield of Sparrows by @devneyperry and, spoiler alert, IT IS WORTH THE HYPE!...

Violet is back at Basgiath and breaking down the Quest Squad’s time on the “neutral” isle.  Ridoc steals the show with one of our favorite lines in the entire series. We are reminded once again that Bodhi is bae and Carr is a psycho.  THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Courtlyn is truly a bit unhinged but he didn’t count on the fact that so is Xaden…and Violet if we are being honest. Also, it sounds like LA was the place to be the past weekend. IYKYK. THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Pssst…there is no magic on the Isles. NO. MAGIC. You know what that means…👀👀👀 Too bad Halden is a political nightmare personified.  🌩️ THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Just like Ridoc, we are all so freaking happy that the gang got on those horses. Island Xaden is a vibe and we are here for it. Plus we get to meet a sassy bookshop owner who seems to live for the tea. Prepare for lots of giggles today. THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Remember how we said Quest Squad 1.0 was doomed? We were right. Also, how did SHE know??? Time for Quest Squad 2.0 to step in and travel abroad with the help of our favorite Viscount. 

Xaden adjusts to his new role while humbling pretty much everyone on the mat. Meanwhile, Violet finds herself having to trust Dain of all people. It pays off though and now we’ve got a fun little riddle to solve. To top it off, Vi gets a blast from the past who then gets blasted.

Violet, Garrick and Theo have a casual, friendly chat…sorta…kinda? The aftermath of that misadventure was worth it though. Meanwhile, Quest Squad is off to a truly awful start. Thanks Grady. Xaden ends up with yet another new title and this one is a doozy. THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

This week kicks off with some light treason and Violet’s diabolical plan to avoid the repercussions. Her punishment lands her and the squad at a familiar outpost. It's there that Violet has an intriguing dream. From there, Violet deals with some nasty weather, with the company of an unexpected ally. And we meet Blake’s latest favorite evil side character.  THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOI...

After some accidental re-decorating on Xaden’s part, Violet faces the longest day ever. The Senarium’s vote, an unsanctioned challenge, and sibling squabbles make for a rough 24 hours. Prepare for a lot of information coming your way in these chapters! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Welp, here goes nothing! We are beginning our deep dive reread of Onyx Storm. Ready for more emotional damage and intense annotating for theories? Cool, lets go! 🌩️ THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

Yes, we are all still spiraling from Onyx Storm. No, there is no end in sight for our suffering. So come join us as we chat about some of the biggest theories sweeping the across the fandom! 🌩️ THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILERS!

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm Initial Reactions 🌩️ ♾️/5 stars from all of us! Join in to hear our overall thoughts and favorite things about Onyx Storm! Plus we dive into the Gods-Touched Theory that we have been cooking up for days. We all took the brilliance of @forlitsandgiggles and ran with it! It’s been a group labor of love, pain, and chaotic thoughts.  🌩️ THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONYX STORM SPOILE...

It’s time for our final predictions for Onyx Storm! From possible betrayals to some new couples, we cover all possibilities. Let’s goooooo. Want to join in on the Onyx Storm Bingo? Save the blank template and post your thoughts in your stories! Be sure to tag me so we spiral together!

Rebecca chose violence on NYE. We are breaking down the super unsettling excerpt she posted. We have so many questions. We are scared.