A Court of Tattoos and Rosé

We started off the first weekend of 2021 in The Court of Nightmares! The Inner Circle is back in Velaris and comes to the conclusion that the only way to get the other half of the book from the Mortal Queens is to show them the City of Starlight. In order to do this, they need to go to the Court of Nightmares to steal the Veritas, the Orb of Truth, from Keir. Donning the masks of Nightmares, Rhys...

Well we have half of the book now and some nice blood rubies to go with it. Amren is busy decoding the first half of the book while drinking the blood of lamb (..and the lion feel in love with the lamb…anyone?). Rhys and Feyre are busy sending notes back and forth in what is honestly a far superior form of texting. Rhys has a nightmare and Feyre is there to soothe him and catch a glimpse of his ta...

Summer Court - Round Two! Feyre believes she has found where the book is hidden. Because who wouldn’t hide a book full of terrible power in a temple ruin that is hidden by the tide? So Feyre does some pretty terrible detective work and in order to cover up her major faux pax - she breaks into Tarquin’s mind. Honestly, would pay to get deeper insight into that…After successfully covering herself, F...

Is it getting hot in here or is it just us??? Just kidding, it’s because we are in the Summer Court this week! Rhys, Amren and the Night Court’s trusty bloodhound, aka Feyre, are on the hunt for the High Fae’s half of the Book of Breathings. And that heat we feel is coming from the absolutely delicious (and not vanilla) High Lord Tarquin. After an awkward and slightly snippy introduction (looking...

So the Inner Circle is “patiently” waiting on the Mortal Queens or The Summer Court to return their messages for a visit and need something to do in the mean time. Obviously, a date night is the answer. Date night in Velaris would not be complete without mouthwateringly delicious High Fae food that makes you come “awake” and goblets of blood, of course! (Do you know if blood icees are a thing?) Fe...

We are still in the Mortal Realm but at least we have some action to get us through the trying times. Rhys and Feyre enjoy a nice day off by traipsing through the snow to train. Unable to concentrate, Feyre sends our beautiful High Lord to babysit Nessian while she stares at a candle for hours…until Bartok makes his grand return. It turns out Rhys was just using Feyre as bait which leads her to fi...

We are back in the Mortal Realm....yay? While awaiting an answer from the Summer Court, Feyre and our Bat Boys go to her family’s estate to break the news of Hybern’s plans to Nesta and Elain. Predictably, Elain calls for tea and Nesta is...well Nesta. Feyre shares her story with her sisters and learns Elain is engaged to the son of a psycho Fae hunter. Meanwhile, during dinner, along with some bl...

The Weaver Of The Wood - an ancient, wicked, cunning, creature…Feyre is tasked with stealing an object from her that originally belonged to Rhys. Feyre breaks into the cottage, which from far-away is a bookstagrammers’ dream but up-close is a stomach curdling nightmare. Feyre finds Rhys’ ring, but not soon enough to get away from The Weaver’s clutches. The Weaver stops singing her vile, murderous...

After one unforgettable family dinner, Feyre is put to work with a super casual trip to visit the Bone Carver. On their way, Rhys opens up a bit more about the true terrors he had to endure with Amarantha and everything he did to protect his people, including acting like the monster people expected him to be. The first attempt to chat with the Bone Carver doesn’t exactly go as planned but Amren co...

Every family dinner should include lots of wine and the Inner Circle. This week Feyre meets our sexy Illaryian warriors, Cassian and Azriel. If that weren’t enough excitement for one night, she meets the ancient, gorgeous and slightly unsettling Amren and gets a much needed pep talk from our goddess Mor. After a few embarrassing slip ups (cough cough “Lord Cassian” cough cough), Feyre gets a crash...

Velaris here we come! Feyre wakes up from her Spring Court nightmare to see sweet baby Rhys watching over her. Rhys gives her the option to go “home” or stay with him. Thankfully she chooses correctly! Rhys takes her to his city -Velaris, the City of Starlight (swoon). We get our first glimpse of the Inner Circle and boy, oh boy, do they sound like a riot! While exploring the city, Rhys and Feyre...

And Tam blew up the entire study. But Feyre’s power is coming in clutch. Rhys is trying desperately to save her from the darkness when he comes to take her back. But she feels she must return to her prison. Feyre makes one final plea to Tamlin to let her help and be useful. But what does he do? Creates a barrier to lock her into the house. Feyre falls into a panic and surrounds herself in darkness...

War is coming...or so says Rhys. He wants Feyre on his team. He wants her to read, train, and explore her powers. Unlike Tam, who frankly, just wants her as a trophy wife. When she returns, the Tithe is upon them. Feyre thinks Tam is ridiculously selfish and ends up giving her rubies to a Water Wraith. Feyre is fed up and warns Tam that he is drowning her - so the proper reaction is to explode, ob...

We are FINALLY in the Night Court and Maas sets the dang standard for interior decorating here! Rhys’ “rescue” of Feyre doesn’t go quite to plan, unless he expected to get a near concussion from a silk slipper. While Feyre struggles to come to terms with the consequences of her runaway bride adventure, Rhys makes good on one of his promises from Under The Mountain by teaching Feyre to read. Join u...

It’s officially ACOMAF time!!! We got a long one this week guys, we apologize but we needed to get through these beginning chapters. Feyre is in a dark AF place mentally while “home” at the Spring Court. She and Tamlin are handling their problems very well...with sex and surface level conversations. Ianthe is the Dolores Umbridge of the series. We are introduced to some pretty boring traditions an...

Welcome to our first ever Book Boyfriends Episode! This episode is all about the boys we love and some we hate to love! The episode is broken down into different sections so that if you have not read a particular book you can avoid spoilers. Just listen for Blake’s “Spoiler Warnings” This episode includes: - Rhys, Cassian, and Azriel, Lucien, Tam and Jurian - Hunt Athalar and Ruhn Danaan from Cres...

We. Are. Done. We are finally finished with A Court of Thorns and Roses. Feyre has one more task and then tries to hide the mind fuck. Oh and she offically becomes a High Fae. Tamlin does something manly for once and then tries to take credit for saving her. Rhys steals our hearts one more time before Mist and Fury. AND THE BOND SNAPS IN PLACE, whether we know it or not...Only to return to the Spr...

Join us for our second to last episode for A Court of Thorns and Roses. Task 2 is finally here, poor Lucien gets thrown in the middle again and Rhys realizes Feyre can’t read (the Eye of Sex comes in handy - get it? HANDY). Feyre slowly falls into a depression and yet all she can think about is hooking up with Tamlin. Meanwhile, Rhys lets his mask slip and slowly hints about his feelings and the p...

We are almost done with this book! And we are here for it! Feyre makes the deal of a lifetime even though she doesn’t know it yet...and she gets a beast tattoo out of it. Rhys makes us swoon a few times. Then Feyre is painted and dirty dances for the court a few times (thank the cauldron she blacked out on wine beforehand).

We are officially Under the Mountain and Feyre makes a questionable deal. Tamlin starts to make it clear that he doesn’t love her...he loves the pussy. Meanwhile, Feyre hunts a giant toothy worm and Rhys falls in love.

We are finally back in Prythian! Alis is the real MVP and drops some straight facts that leave Feyre shook. Bottomline: Amarantha is horny AF. We end with Feyre going Under the Mountain to be greeted by Bartok.

Join us this week for a brief review of Feyre’s return to the mortal realm. We also go on an epic rant about second book cliffhangers and the emotional damage they instill.

Join us this week as we all actually sit together to record! This episode has it all: Summer Solstice, the Court of Nightmares version of Rhys, and, FINALLY, the slow burn is over. 

This week we see the aftermath of Calamari and the sexual tension is REAL. Feyre opens up to Tam in a big way and finally shows off her art. Madison has a meltdown (again) on the insane slow burn. The veil is lifted at last and Feyre finds out she has basically been on “Spring Court Big Brother”.

Ladies and gents, this is the moment you’ve waited for! It’s Calanmai time and we finally meet Rhys! And to make it even better we meet Tamlin the Sex God. Join us for a seriously steamy episode this week as we go through chapters 19-21.