a CONVERSATION with Judy & Ryan

“Ma’am, you have no reason to apologize to me, I only wanted what was in your best interest. Your happiness is all that I desire, my monarch.” Said the man. She gave him another smile and a calmness fell over him. Whatever he had heard would happen had subsided in him. With that he pulled a lever that was connected to the door of the cell and it slowly slid open. The woman stood in front of the op...

Seeing the man laughing sent her into a rage and she yelled out, “Open the cell! Open it now so that I may fillet this piece of garbage. I promise to show you what the true meaning of pain is!! When I am done with you, you will beg for his mercy!!!” Her screams echoed throughout. A voice coming from the darkness in a tone that could only be describe as shaken spoke out. “Ma’am, while I agree that...

In a dark cell sits a man, he cannot be older than 25, but looking at his face will show you the years of torment that he has been subjected to. His arms are chained to the ground giving him only a few inches of mobility. His body would be sore from all of the beatings he has taken by his captors, if it weren’t from the numbness of having to lay on stone. As he looks through the bars of his cage,...

Story coming soon.... creative writing is hard. -Ur Favorite Producer

Hey Ya'll, So warning for you on this one, it is a long one compared to the normal podcasts, but they were celebrating the fact that they have been talking to each other for a year so of course they had to celebrate by..... talking to each other, I swear to god if it wasn't for the fact that I get college credit to writ this stupid synopsis once a week I would be soooo out of here. Good ne...

Hey Ya'll, Honestly I tried to play nice, I really really did, but no one cares what I put in here. I can write about the show, or my laundry and no one would ever say anything and honestly the show has so much shit happening, I can't remember it all and it hurts my brain and that kinda sucks for me so I won't be doing it. So going forward I am going to start writing a story one paragr...

Hey Ya'll It has been a full year since the conversation started and I for one still wish Ryan would shut his mouth half the time. But at least this week he has to just sit there and take it because it is "The Annual Airing of Grievances" which is apparently from a different show they did back in the day. Between you and me that show was just starting to get traction and poor little Ry...

Hey Ya'll, So normally I can't wait to get on here and fully shit on Ryan, but this week he was just so sad, I mean what kind of person would I be if I took a shot at a little bitch like him. But he did share some stories that you may find moderately interesting, specifically 3 things that "broke" him this week. Judy is usually on point, but she was all distracted this week by her...

Hey Ya'll, Oh boy, this week's show was such a monstrosity of chaos. Ryan got a bunch of gadgets that made all of his "stuff" work so he was having a blast, but since he was being all "kid in a candy store" it was making life for the Queen rough cause she was having trouble hearing anything other than Ryan's big mouth. On top of that, the EP is now taking notes on video...

Hey Eavesdroppers, Did that ever become a thing? Let’s just pretend that it became a thing so Ryan can feel good about himself. He actually this week and let his cohost TALK. I know I was just as surprised as you when he said that the first half of the show would belong to her… wish he would just let her do all of the shows by herself but whatever.  Also, they talked about some sports season that...

Hey Y'all, So honestly, I was going to do what I normally do when I have to listen to the show... and that's kinda listening to it so I can do this dumb synopsis thing, but really doing something important.... like whitening my teeth or feeding the humming birds that like to visit; but this week Ryan told a story about someone from his past that crept into the present and holy shit I was h...

Hello all, it is I… the person Ryan hired and then forgot he hired after his dumbass gave me access to everything. Honestly at first I was doing this just for the college credit, but now I am going to stick around until that fuzzy non excuse for a human being figures out how to get rid of me….  And YEA it is personal now RYAN, you tubby bastard. This week they talked about getting laid off I think...

Hey guys, in honor of Ryan trying to call me out on the show, I will give you a sequel to the greatest show synopsis ever..... words words words and more words. Suck it Ryan you'll never get me out of here. Also, i guess it was nice of him to share that dopey story at the beginning.... i guess -Ur Favorite Producer

Hey everyone, sop you see this is the issue that I have with he show. Why did I need to spend an hour of my life to find out that a grown man pissed his pants at the gym? Also I feel like I learned way too much about how dicks.... Ryan's specifically... work. I cam here to laugh not to feel second hand sadness for this man. Anyone else feel me? -Ur Favorite Producer

Words Words Words..... Oh and more words -Ur Favorite Producer

So guys, I have literally been doing nothing for these synopsis's for the past couple week's other than just jotting down my random thoughts and stalling to fill space since I NEVER ACTUALLY LISTEN, but I do have it on in the background while I take a nap so it totally counts as listening. Anyway the show is coming out in a couple hours and all I can remember is that Ryan took a test that...

You guys I really really tried this time, but with the World Cup going on you know I had to support my QUEENS on the pitch. What I do know, is that something happened and Ryan seemed to get real mad at Judy. She probably told him to shave his beard and take a shower, but who knows what sets off our "fearless leader". Thank goodness I do this job for the college credit (which Judy is in cha...

OK…. I was totally listening this time. Ryan wants to be appreciated and watch oily men with Judy’s husband, and Judy got a sponsorship from Sam’s Club, which is why she can spend money but still be responsible about it. Also I think they went to a party, but that cant be right because they live in different states, but they did talk about a party 100%… That’s what happened right? Look while I was...

This show had an interesting energy to it. No a bad one like the time that you found out that your “cool” aunt did cam stuff to “put herself through college” while celebrating your big momma’s birthday at Chilis, but they definitely hit on a weird combo of subjects… like normal I know. From angry emails, to prescription pills, to stupid ass auto insurance, these two podcasting poets were on a role...

Awwwwww dang, get your popcorn because Ryan is gonna go on some long ass rant about how football is blah blah blah. Can't this dude just smoke a blunt and relax like the rest of us. Nope, not him, Mr. Does to much over here needs to be THE MOST at all times.

OMG OMG OMG VGK ARE THE FUCKING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!! I DONT CARE THAT WE HAVE ONLY BEEN A TEAM FOR 6 YEARS. I DONT CARE THAT PEOPLE DONT THINK WE ARE A TRUE HOCKEY TOWN. I DEFINITELY DONT CARE THAT THE PANTHERS HAD INJURIES... NEXT TIME EAT YOUR WHEATIES TKACHUCK. Melodrama aside, congratulations to the players, trainers, coaches, front office, cheerleaders, The Knightron Band, Carnell John...

Anyone else lose something and no matter where you look, no matter how much you clean, no matter who you yell at, you just can't find it anywhere..... that's me right now looking for my vape.... and if daddy doesn't get his medicine then Alex is going to get the belt..... for legal purposes that was a joke ands ANYTHING that may happen to Alex is just a coincidence, plus she knew bette...

Now that I know that my mom actually reads these, I am thinking that maybe I should actually give descriptions of the show instead of just ranting...... nah, I mean I love my mom but Im not changing who I am because of someone with a B+ Instagram game.

Awwww man, we missed you guys, Judy was on vacation getting pounded into submission by her husband on a cruise ship and Ryan had very high level sports commitments. But we back and we are gonna tell you about everything that happened.

Yea I am not afraid of big grocery coming after me, the truth needed to be said..... also can you bring home some foods, im not allowed at the store anymore after "the incident".