A Book and A Bev

We jump straight back to Erilea with this weeks episode covering The Assassins Blade by Sarah J Maas. From the the unusual description of chickens, to the references to sh*ting seamen and coping with trauma by using interpretive dance - we hope you enjoy this dive into the back story of Celaena. We also finally find out the full details of everything Sam Cortland and decide that we are not afraid...

EPISODE 36  Your hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie are back with break from our Throne of Glass coverage with a smut buster and a special guest, Tayla @taysreads! The girls embark on a dirty retelling of Peter Pan - The Never King by Nikki St. Crowe. Yes you did read that right. Peter Pan. With his Lost Boys in search of some lost pussay. There’s uncomfortable brotherly bonding, surprising refe...

Heads will indeed roll this week (get it??). Your girls are back with another episode of thirsting over fae men, ignoring all the red flags and enthusiastically participating in some witchy war games. Pull your socks up and jump on in - we’re back with part two of Heir of Fire. Briony continues her plight for the gay romance we all want and need between Dorian and Chaol, we somehow get a high scho...

Episode 34 - Heir of Ass (Heir of Fire pt. 1)   3 women walk into a bar & see a broody fae male with white hair - the punch line is that we literally can’t go 5 minutes without verbally dry humping him.  Yes, you’ve guessed it. This week we’ve covering Sarah J Maas’, Heir of Fire.   We’ve got sexy fae men, a hatred for stale lettuce, lots of ass jokes and the cutest Wyvern...

Welcome back. We ended part one absolutley off our rockers from the horrific death of one of our fav’s. In a much sober turn of events, we are covering part two of Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas. From witchy winnebagos, creatures grabbing takeaway dinner and a quick frolick through the catacombs - we hope you stick around for more of our antics in this weeks episode as we follow Celaena through...

Welcome to absolute chaos - we recorded this weeks episode on a Saturday night so we’re sorry in advance, but we’re getting straight into part 1 of Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas. We’re following our girl Celaena through her new job title as the Kings Champion - we’re chatting about vabing again, lizard queens and rolling things up and putting them in your..… well… we’ll leave that for you to f...

We’re back with part two of our Throne of Glass coverage! If you’re coming back because you think we’re going to be less unhinged this episode…. We’re not. Finger painting, egg whites, vabing???? And more thick ropes of ejaculate. Oh and I suppose there’s also the continuance of the main plot point too. We’re live on all podcast networks! Watch us on YouTube and follow us on all your socials!

Welcome to the beginning of our most chaotic episodes, it’s Throne of Glass time. Your cohosts are back for part 1 of the first book (chapters 1 - 24) in the TOG series by Sarah J Maas And yes we needed a part 1 and 2 for a 400 page book. Bite me. Prepare to watch Briony and Georgia keep incredibly chill while Ellie encounters some of our all time favourite characters for the first time. Listen on...

This week we’re back after our short break and we’re covering this heartfelt romcom by Sarah Thorne, The Hating Game. We follow Lucy & Josh’s love/hate relationship throughout their jobs at Gamin & Bexley and question if the “games” played between the two are real, or if they are simply a fragment of Lucy’s bat-shit crazy brain. Yes, there’s mentions of Smurf’s and there’s also mentions of...

Well we hope you’re ready to feel all the feelings while we unpack the beautiful tale of Achilles. Hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie tried to maintain a semblance of respect and seriousness when discussing this literary goodness, but alas fell into the trap of dark humor and weirdly out place smut jokes. At this point, who is surprised? If you like greek mythology, queer romance, tragedy, war and a...

EPISODE 27 - What Lies Beyond the Pussay (What Lies Beyond the Veil) This week hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie discuss Harper L. Woods’ “What Lies Beyond the Veil”, a supposedly spicy ACOTAR with giant fae peens, a man with suspiciously soft hands and orgys to commemorate a dead kid. What more could you want? The girls have an interesting take on the love interest with his massive shlong and fish...

Happy hump day! We’re back with another one of Georgia’s smutty recommendations, this time it’s a 69 page book by our beloved Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night. We follow our girl Meg as a broke college student who decides to let her hair down on her 23rd birthday. We follow her whirlwind of a night, which is being filled with unexpected but highly appreciated surprises (Specifically there are tw...

On this week's episode, we are covering the fantastical tale which is Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. We follow Celia, Marco and an ensemble of extras, including an Edible Ethan and dickhead daddy ghost, as Marco and Celia compete in a magical competition. We fall head over heels in love with their love story so prepare for an unusual episode. We also issue an apology to the author as you have w...

Hosts Georgia, Briony & Ellie are back with a much-needed fantasy palette cleanser this week! Song of the Marked - book 1 of the Shadows & Crowns series by S.M Gaither was certainly a crowd-pleaser. Especially a certain blue-eyed character who the girls envisioned as Henry Cavill, need we say more. With fire noodles, a pandemic-like sickness, speedy zobbies, and an unfortunate fire inciden...

We’re sorry in advance - this week your hosts Ellie, Briony and Georgia cover the (almost) incest filled book by Penelope Douglas, Credence. We follow the life of Tiernan, a girl with an unfortunate name living an unfortunate life after her parents voluntarily yeeted themselves from the chat of life. Our MC Tezza then goes to live with her estranged step-uncle and cousins in their isolated mountai...

On this week’s episode, we are covering one of the chonkiest books yet - From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L Armentrout. We follow one of the many Poppy’s that we have discussed on the podcast as she leaves behind a life of purity culture and follows a handsome man with dimples into the smutty abyss with the help of Georgia’s diary - WE MEAN THE DIARY OF MS WILLA COLLINS. There is also somehow zombie...

Welcome back to another week of absolute shambles with the girls at A Book and A Bev.    Unfortunately, we don’t have the From Blood and Ash episode you were all expecting to be uploaded tonight due to some technical difficulties. Because of this, we have been delayed by a week!  To make sure you guys didn’t get a total no-show this week, we’ve put together some never before seen/ou...

We're 20 episodes in so what better time to go through more book recommendations to add to our fishbowl!   Hosts Briony, Georgia, Ellie and Claire add in their book recommendations for future episodes and answer listener questions. We find out what host vomited on another during when they first met, and discuss all the exciting things coming ... including butt candles?   Get excited for...

This week Ellie, Claire, Briony & Georgia cover Shantel Tessier’s book, Sabotage. Oh no step bro indeed, this one isn’t for the faint hearted. We have a long list of trigger warnings (that we suggest you read) and a serious case of degradation kink. There’s mentions of inappropriate usage of wine bottles, pussy slapping and a lot of butt stuff. We’re also not sure how but there are mentions of...

Are you uncomfortable yet?? Well.. just hold on, because this week your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia are covering another smut buster. The second book in the Priest series, Sinner by Sierra Simone. We follow Sean Bell (daddy Bell’s brother) and Zenobia, a soon-to-be Nun, and their relationship journey. Be prepared to feel uncomfortable, get whiplash between different plot points and remove al...

EPISODE 18 All Your Foreskin (All Your Perfects)   Another episode, another book providing us the emotional trauma we didn’t know we were missing.  This week hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie cover All Your Perfects by Colleen Hoover.  We take a ride through the relationship of Graham and Quinn and their struggles with infertility.   While we definitely discuss some sensitiv...

Hosts Georgia, Briony, and Ellie cover the heartbreaking book, A Thousand Boy Kisses by Tillie Cole as recommended by a listener!   We follow Poppy and Rune's story of young love and terminal cancer and discover that Georgia will do nearly anything for Brad Pitt and Ellie doesn't deal well with trauma. Like at all. Briony holds space to feel all the feelings despite the general sense of chaos...

Assassins, demon cats & death? Say less. This week your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia get stuck into one of Briony’s all time favourites - Jay Kristoffs’, Nevernight. This is a long and chaotic episode, and to be honest there’s more mention of incest and pink eye than initially anticipated but nonetheless we follow the life of Mia; a young assassin and her fear-drinking demon cat and their...

This week the girls are covering Danielle L Jensen’s Bridge Kingdom. With sexy assassins, an island made entirely of snakes and an epic slow burn romance this episode well and truly has it all. Hosts Briony, Georgia & Ellie fan girl over the epicness that is Lara while touching on the intricacies of jungle life, the hierarchy of hair colours and an interesting discussion of the world's most da...

Your hosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia are back this week with the second book in Kerri Maniscalo's Kingdom of the Wicked series, Kingdom of the Cursed!  We are officially balls deep in Hell, following Emilia and Wrath through their tension filled, slow burn romance. We've got foodie moments, amazing scenery and a whole lotta Prince of Hell DICK. Thank you Kerri. The question is.. will Briony f...