9to5 Entertainment System (9ES)

So The Dirties is a little film that is shot in the way a bunch of kids filming their own movie. The twist is that it becomes about planning a school shooting, the other twist is that it's a comedy. The other twist (ok, this isn't a twist in the film) is that it was picked up as part of Kevin Smith's Film Club and is getting a much larger release as a result. Did we like it? Spoilers, we did. The...

We're four days into the festival and we're back! We hit the ground running watching indie psychological thriller The Dead Experiment and the follow up to one of the more talked about films of last year's Fantasia V/H/S 2! How did the fare? Listen now to Fantasia veterans Keith and Jon talk about these two films. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia 2013: The Dead Experiment and V/H/S 2 appeared first o...

And saying “No! Bad perverts! BAD!”. As a public service the news team at new channel 9ES has really gone and done their homework on this one. We talk about our privacy, government and stabbings and of course Superman. But[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 40: Bopping Perverts on the Nose appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Yeah, nobody ever says that in the episode, and yeah that's the old episode image down there but guess what? I'm in a rush and nobody reads this stuff anyways. You're all too busy with your podcatching software and twitter feeds to give a shit about what I'm writing here and now. You know what? Fine. It's settled. Just listen to the damn episode. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 39: Superman is...

Man, the second "L" in "Malcolm" is pretty tricky. It looks wrong with it and it looks wrong without out, what's a boy to do? Here it is, a day late but a dollar off (a dollar off free is still free). New 9ES! We talk an awful lot about movies in this episode so enjoy that. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 38: White Malcolm X appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Don't spoil it for yourself, the answers lies within. Within this podcast. Seriously though, this podcast is mostly about the XBox One (1? Uno?) and then it gets zany towards the end. We talk a lot about the future of gaming in a dystopian DRM controlled future and then we talk about scissoring. What's not to love? Also there's a magic sound effect in the middle of the podcast where our recording...

You might wonder why sometimes we’re a little with posts. Sometimes the comic is late, sometimes the podcast is late, sometimes we say we’re going to post something and it takes a long time to come out (or never does[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 36: Art With a Hammer and Steel appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

The title of this podcast is seriously Sophie’s description of a metal band. This is going to be the most half assed post ever for a podcast since it’s midnight, I’m on like 4 or 5 hours of sleep and[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 35: Riding Unicorns on a Rainbow appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

We get together without Sophie and for some reason we get really serious (as you can probably tell from the super serious title I chose for this). Ok, it’s not really “some reason” it’s because I was reading about some[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 34: Double Fucking Newsflash appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Here’s the part where I talk about the podcast but usually talk about what audio issues may or may not plague the recording. I’m happy to report that other than the fact that my voice is a little louder than[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 33: Don’t Talk About What’s on TV appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

No Scott, tell us how you really feel about your about-to-be-born child. This is the last 9ES before Scott is a full blown father, I mean, I guess he’s a father right now, but his child still lives inside of[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 32: You’re a Shitty Baby appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

In the same way that Scott sat 9eS 30 out, Sophie is missing here in 9ES 31. We are some busy people, Sophie was out repping 9to5 (dot cc) in New York City you see, probably not really, but she was in NYC going to Broadway Shows and stuff. We don't talk about that at all in this episode, what we do talk about is all the geeky stuff that you should be talking about with your friends. A healthy mix...

Holy shit, with a new USB splitter comes a new host of recording (or rather editing) problems for me to deal with. We did it though and other then a few moments around the 45 minute mark the sound quality[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 30: Broke-Black-Back-Rock Mountain appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Here is a rare, indeed I think it's the first, episode that has only Sophie, Jon and myself in it. So rare we don't even have an episode image for it! So I just put a big "X" over Scott's face. Take that Scott! Bwa ha ha! What better way to celebrate Valentine's day then to sit down with your loved one and listen to us? Or to sit down by yourself and listen to us? There is no better way. 9to5 appr...

You know, with a title like that, you’d probably think we talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit and you know, we do talk about those things. However, we talk a lot more about wrestling. We[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 28: Bravest Little Hobbit of Them All appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

For the first 9ES of the year we talk about butter running out in Russia. I'm not going to Google that, you can fact check our own nonsense. Something that is definitely real (but I'm not going to link to it either) are cognac pipes. Look those up too. We also talk a whole heck of a lot about dicks in movies, starting with Django Unchained and then taking a magical journey through the history of d...

Here it is, the podcast you've been waiting for! The podcast where we talk about all the stuff that we loved in 2012, specifically, stuff that came out in 2012. It's the first podcast of 2013 and we're already getting nostalgic for last year, we are so retro. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 26: 2012 Year in Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

You might notice that during the intro we say that it's December 27th, but then in the beginning of the podcast I say this episode is coming out today (the 20th) but by the end I am apparently drunk enough to think that it's coming out on the 27th and so. That's because I'm an idiot. I've recorded 3 podcasts in 2 days that spread out over 3 weeks, cut me some slack public. Cut me some slack. This...

Sophie rejoins the boys in the latest episode of 9ES and we all talk about sports. Sophie's knowledge of sports will shock and astound you. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 24: The One Where Sophie Talks About Sports appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

In another exciting episode of 9ES we record the entire podcast nude. Seriously. We don't mention it in the episode, but you can definitely hear it in our voice. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 23: I’m In My Element! appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

You know what's sad? This was actually the least offensive of the two titles I had in mind. Join the boys (no girls allowed this episode!) as they talk about geek news, movies, music and video games. What-what? The post 9to5 Entertainment System 22: Tiny and Full of Asians appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Wait, hear me out. It’s not a t-shirt that supports the Holocaust but rather a t-shirt that raises awareness of the Holocaust. I feel like this is a terrible sentence to start out this podcast blurb. Now you’re gonna go[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 21: Holocaust T-Shirt appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Man, I am completely unsure about what should and shouldn't be capitalized in that title. I think I got it right, but I can't be sure. Anyhow it's Thursday, which means new podcast day (it does not mean it's Fine Arts Friday... Sophie)! It's another swanky episode of 9ES! I don't know what Scott shouts out in the intro, but it certainly sounds a lot like he yells "ICP Clan Forever!" This leads me...

What do we talk about in this episode? I’m not even gonna tell you. Not because I’m a jerk (even though I am but that’s not the reason this time), but because we do it in the episode! In a new little thing we’re trying out we give you a quick rundown of what the episode is going to be about. Let us know if you dig it. Who am I kidding? You never let us know anything. The post 9to5 Entertainment Sy...

It's been a few weeks since Fantasia rolled out of town, however, we needed that time to let all of raw awesomeness that we bore witness to sink in. To distill. To become a part of us. Now that that process is over and we are forever changed, we are ready to announce the winners of the first ever 9to5sies. The post First Annual 9to5sies – Fantasia 2012 appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .