9to5 Entertainment System (9ES)

The gang’s all here! Your bi-weekly dose of pop-culture and geek chatter is coming at ya! Jon starts this one off with a pretty crass joke but then Sophie follows it up with wholesome wordplay for the whole family. Enjoy[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 79: Pins and Needles appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

I just got home from work and I’m in a rush to post this biz up so that I can sit around, drink beer and watch the UK Celebrity Big Brother. Don’t you judge me, don’t you ever judge me. We[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 78: Stop Using Blue Filters appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

The alternate title to this episode is “Turn Off the Internet and Talk to Your Mom”. Well this was a productive night. Despite the fact that Sophie couldn’t make it do to illness the boys still got together to record[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainmet System 77: In My Pants! appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

It’s here! It finally happened! We’re only 8 days into the year too! Ok sure, this episode probably should have been published in the last week of December but I think first week of January still is appropriate for looking[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 2014 9to5 Entertainment System Year in Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

It’s two days before Keithmas! Only one day since Keithmas is being celebrated on Boxing Day this year! Ok, so this was originally going to be our 2014 retrospective episode but then a couple of things came up in the[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 76: These Eagles, Man appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

These new microphones bring about a whole different swarm of hurdles for me, the science dog of audio recording, to overcome. There’s something fishy about this recording. It sounds fine at regular volume, but if you turn it up too[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 75: Get to the Intimacy appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Sophie told us she was sitting this one out, she also lost/forgot her phone somewhere so we had to take her word for it instead of nagging her until she came. We recorded this one at Scott’s and the baby[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 74: Ugly Shirt appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Oh man am I excited, why? Because we’re all here! All four of the 9ES team! Together at last! Forever! And ever! Enjoy the show everyone.  I think Scott wants to sell this episode image at a head-shop in California.[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 73: We Couldn’t Watch the Demonic Episodes appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Alright, a few bits of business for the people that actually read the blurb. First, we recorded this on Tuesday and since then even more women (8 that I last saw) have come forward against Jian Ghomeshi. Hopefully this gets[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 72: Groot Speaks to Me appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Oh man, it’s a little hard to contain my excitement for this episode. Not that’s it’s a particularly great episode, I mean, it’s good and all but it’s content quality is not what makes me excited. It’s the quality quality that is[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 71: It’s Not Crazy, It’s Ebola appeared...

Sophie is off rehearsing for a play that she’s going to be in (I won’t spoil the surprise, she’ll get to tell you all about it in an upcoming episode no doubt) so it leaves Scott, Jon and I to[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 70: You Got Any Twinkies? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

It doesn’t get any realer than this ladies and gentlemen! In our super special sexy 69th episode we talk about Montreal ComicCon a LOT. Then we talk about a lot of other stuff too. We’re all here too which actually[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 69: Real Shit on the Internet appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Who exactly put Rob Ford over? I guess you’ll have to listen to find out. There’s a lot of speculation still stirring about around the massive breach of celebrity privacy that was “The Fappening” so I guess a little disclaimer would[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 68: He Put Rob Ford Over appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Coming soon to XBOX, PS4 and PC is the next big indie game Dick Fart Punch-Punch! Sadly that doesn’t exist (yet). For this episode, I chose as an image of Jon’s forehead. Please direct angry letters directly to Jon. The[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 67: Dick Fart Punch-Punch appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Sophie was around for the beginning but then she had to go to watch Space Station 76 over at Fantasia. Today is the last day of Fantasia and for that we are sad (well, sort of, hot damn I am[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 66: Scott Tells You About a Comic You Should Read appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Say that episode title five times fast. I dare you. Thursday means new podcast even if it’s 11:00 pm at night! You like podcasts? Man, we got them coming for you. We’re right at the start of Fantasia (it kicked[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 65: Trope On Top of Trope appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Sophie’s back! We’re 3 again! Now now, I know what you’re thinking, that this should be a four person podcast, but after 2 back to back episodes of it only being Jon and I, I’m taking small victories as they[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 64: The Internet Gives You Until Tuesday appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

So Jon and I are alone once again (for the second week in a row if you’re keeping track, like I am) hold down the fort alone. We do what we do best and that’s talk about movies, video games[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 63: Return of Bzzzort appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

I guess you could just Google Thai Buckets... but maybe that won't work since Sarah might have just made it up. Probably not though, I figure it's a thing but I'm not going to look it up for you. Anyhow, this is another two man thing. Just me and Jono. Sophie is becoming a vampire or something and Scott loves his baby more than he loves podcasting. Listen in to this intimate little pow wow now! Th...

Hey guys, guess what? Scott's not on this episode! Something about his wife working overtime and having a kid once again comes between Scott and what is truly important: this podcast. Good thing Sophie and Jon are back from Scotland because otherwise it would just be an hour of me talking to myself, which I'm surprised has yet to happen. Anyhow, after last episode being about old school hip hop an...

So Jono and Sophie are in Scotland so it's up to Scott and I to hold the fort down. It's interesting because the first ever 9ES was also the two of us. I think we'll do this on the regular. By regular I mean every 60 episodes. See you in another 2/1/2 years suckers! We talk about racists ruining sports in several ways and also talk a lot about old school hip hop, it's almost a companion piece to o...

I had a really good feeling about this one gang. I really felt like we were gonna manage to get the four of us in a room together for this episode. Alas, it was once again not to be. But that doesn't mean you need to suffer (unless you're a really big Scott fan, but be real, who is? His wife is not even a listener). Anyhow, Sophie, Jon and I get together to talk about fetishes in public, pony girl...

I will give 100 9to5 "bits" (the official currency of 9to5.cc) if someone can guess exactly who has a stupid face before listening to this episode. I'll give you a hint, this person lives in our province. There will be no real way for me to tell if you actually guess the answer or if you listened to the episode, but either way I will consider it a win for the website on the whole. Scott sits this...

Sophie was sleepy so this was another boys only ‘cast. As such we have a moment of silence for Keira Knightley’s hotness. We then run the usual gamut of movies, tv shows, video games and current events that you know[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 57: Reddit Was About Bee Stings appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

So Scott has the plague or something so this one is no Scotts allowed! Your bi-weekly dose of a bunch of Montreal geeks shooting the shit is ready for your earholes. I don’t have very much to talk about in[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 56: The World Needs More Tentacles appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .