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June 22 Trump in Tulsa 22.06.2020 20:32 ↓

It's the OK Corral When Trump Holds a Rall, CHOP Makes People Say, It's My Home, but I'll Go Away, and Elian Gonzales Joins the Other Padres.

Happy Fathers Day 76'ers, 2020 21.06.2020 6:46 ↓

Happy Fathers Day, To All The Dads Out In 76 Land and World!!!

June 19 20 Hyde in Prison 19.06.2020 15:03 ↓

You Were Caught Raping! Go Directly to Jail,  Do Not Pass Go,  Do Not Collect $200!

JUNE 17TH PC BABIES 17.06.2020 6:29 ↓

WWWWOOOOOOORRRRHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR     WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOHH -WHALE SPEAK

June 16 2020, Chuck Norris Dead? 16.06.2020 6:49 ↓

Shake Shack's Bleach Shake is Wack! Student Airlifted After Teacher Goes Smack!! And Rumors of The Ranger's Death Regularly Repeated.

June 15 2020 "Atlantis is Calling, And SOS for LOVE" 15.06.2020 7:58 ↓

Trump debased and Churchhill Defaced, while Matthew, Back to the future, He race.

June 12 "Xbox Infinity" 12.06.2020 12:50 ↓

Kim Jong Un says Trumps a Goon, Dead Dr. Li is still a father see? and Maddox gives a Duck Daily Breaking News Update

June 11 2020 Kitten KaBugle 11.06.2020 10:40 ↓

Children's bodies found in Idaho, KY indicts doggie hoes, and Im your host MaddoXKitty Matthew Ryan Wedaho.

June 10/20 TV's Cops Cancelled 10.06.2020 5:32 ↓

Judy Garland born today, Russian Oil Spills and Spy Planes over the AK hills, and the "badboys" are "gone with the wind"

June 9th Mormon Handcart Pilgrimage Today! 09.06.2020 13:35 ↓

We head west for  men I jest, and police disbandment presently...

June 8th 2020 I'm Batman! 08.06.2020 5:01 ↓

I Am Batman, You Are Batman, We Are All Batman! or.. err.... Batmen!?

June 5th tomorrow is d day 05.06.2020 5:17 ↓

Maddox in Normandy

June 4th Gold Discovered in Alaska 04.06.2020 5:44 ↓

Maddox makes his way back to the future

June 2nd Peace Treaty Signed In Galveston 02.06.2020 3:01 ↓

Troubles with Time Travel

Monday June 1st "Americans Actin the Worst" 01.06.2020 3:44 ↓

What can I say?

29th of May It's Rioting Again in Minneapolis Today 29.05.2020 9:42 ↓

Burn the police station? OKAY! Minneapolis Mayor Say

may 28th 2020 "Lola Ghetz, the Mic" 28.05.2020 6:50 ↓

WHatsd this ddid you , nrrrmbfnn do somtfinnfkd fabout s....dnnnfggnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,......................//// just kidding... this poor kid... I know people and...  This just isn't right...  Damned rabble with their pitchforks!

5/27/20 "Take the Pledge" 27.05.2020 6:24 ↓

Trump Shoots the Press Into Space, South Africans Smuggle Cigarettes, and The Children of South Park Elementary Have a Message for the President.

76 Seconds 4 May 25th Memorial Day 25.05.2020 6:12 ↓

SpaceX is go for launch and we're go for Brunch, right after Church, demands Trump to the Earth.

May 22nd '20 "Breakfast of Cha-CHah!mps!" 22.05.2020 4:51 ↓

What exactly, do white babies eat?

May 21st 21.05.2020 3:20 ↓

may 21st thursday 2020

May 20th 2020 "take the red pill" 20.05.2020 7:33 ↓

Chopin composed "Raindrops" while in quarantine....

76 sec. May 19th -Testdrive in the Time Machine- 19.05.2020 7:16 ↓

Trump is a doer of drugs, firemen all need hugs (after their burns heal) and Covid Dreams of Nightmarish things, before the soviets were extinct ones.

May 18th 2020 We Remember Fred Willard 18.05.2020 3:05 ↓

Clips from Obama graduation 2020 speech, confirmed cases tolled in Texas, and we say goodbye to Actor Fred Willard. Music featured this week: Piano Rock Instrumental by Hyde - Free Instrumentals | https://soundcloud.com/davidhydemusic Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US

Time Machine Promo 16.05.2020 1:34 ↓

Transporting you through time and space to the better place!