709 Meridian

D and Andrew wanted a mission, and for their sins, they picked the Dredds, which means they had to watch 1995's Sylvester Stallone box office bomb JUDGE DREDD. BAT WINGS ON THE THEATER FLOOR, PEOPLE. Listen as they question their bad movie-watching decisions for every frame. Listen as they have to talk about Robspierre Schneider. And so much more.

D and Andrew return to Springwood, heading straight to the diner for some French fries and gravy, only to discover they're still trapped in a NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. Except this one is from Platinum Dunes and doesn't have a remotely likable or sympathetic cast. Tune in as they suffer through.

It's back to school for Dee and Andrew as they head to Elm Street to see what those eighties youths are up to! Turns out they've been all having the same dream--sure that won't be ominous at all. Listen as the hosts discuss horror franchises, recasts, practical effects, and much more!

D and Andrew head into the swamps looking for Jude and Alice but instead find themselves hanging around a hive of eighties actors playing seventies national guardsman armed with blanks and a mad-on for the local Cajuns. Yes indeed, it's SOUTHERN COMFORT, the pod's first Walter Hill movie. Tune in and hear about all the actors who went on to better... and the ones who didn't.

D and Andrew head to Perfection Valley for a good old-fashioned (nineties) Universal giant monster picture from the 1950s. Hey, they should've watched TREMORS in black and white! They didn't though. Tune in as they discuss the TV-to-movies eighties pipeline, the direct-to-video nineties, and, doubtlessly, other things.

Who wants to make a time machine of a DeLorean when you can turn a dirt bike into one? Listen as D and Andrew discuss the early eighties genre pictures, Ed Lauter's lying priest, a disappointing Peter Coyote performance, and poorly done action sequences. Also lots of dirt biking. Rad!

Well, folks, it turns out you can't go home again, especially if it means Wilford Brimley has faked your murder in order to turn you into a super-spy. Listen as D and Andrew travel back to 1985, when just because you couldn't find a single Asian actor on the face of the planet to play the Asian guy in your movie, so you just cast a white dude and put him in make-up. They also discuss tryin...

Dee and Andrew finish up the Rudy Ray Moore quadrilogy with Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son in Law. Is there anything else like PETEY WHEATSTRAW... depends on if you count all the subsequent motion pictures ripping it off over and over (including a recent 709 subject). Listen as Petey fights the temptation and the Devil's minions, as Andrew details the numerous content thefts, and as Dee...

"This master fisher doesn't know I'm the Human Tornado." With these words THE HUMAN TORNADO folds into a thin wafer of existential dread and audacious bravado, as well as the hearts and minds of millions. Join D and Andrew as they reverently examine R.R. Moore's follow-up to DOLEMITE. Listen as they try to spot Ernie Hudson, wonder about resurrections and prosopagnosia, and a...

D and Andrew escape Titans Tower (for now?) and immediately drive over to Total Experience for the indescribable DOLEMITE. Listen as they discuss missing microphones, action scenes, acting, editing, dubbing, dancing, and so much more.

Why? Why do the faithful fans feel the strain? Why the shift? Why the fatigue? There are no guarantees in the podcast realm, nothing certain, only that some topics grow stale, some hosts need a change. Dee and Andrew, they've had their fill, grown weary of the Titans' repetitive tales. The listeners may not fully understand the fatigue and the desire for something fresh for those who'v...

Well, it's still not time for Nightwing El Blanquito, but at least we get Hawk fighting in a cage match. Andrew's sure it's not really a plot point and D has to break it to him. Also there are Deathstroke-related secrets the show's done a bad job with. Tune in!

It's a mysterious episode of TITANS as Andrew tries to figure out what's up with the title and D tries not to spoil how terrible a reveal it's going to be. What a strange show. Still no Nightwing either.

Finally! D and Andrew arrive in prison, alongside Richard Delano Grayson, so they can watch Dick culturally appropriate Nightwing el Blanquito while toughening it out because he deserves prison time for letting the Titans fall apart or something. It's a doozy of an episode. A doozy.

Join D and Andrew as they wonder why everyone's leaving Titans Tower for side adventures and not answering each others' texts. Well, phone calls because in the DCU no one can just text. There are highs and lows, including one of the worst cliffhangers.

D, Andrew, and the Titans get back to the story of when Dick Grayson killed some kid at a luau or something. Given it's a story ostensibly twenty episodes in the making, the hosts have a lot to say... much of it even about the episode.

For our sins, we asked for a Bruce Wayne. For our sins, they gave us one. Wait, a second, no, we didn't. Doesn't Alfred make more sense? Anyway, tune in for the high drama as D and Andrew try to make it through. Andrew probably tries convincing everyone Iain Glen's good, actually, but... There's also lots of talking. So much talking. On the show. The hosts are just trying not to fa...

After their brief sojourn away from the Tower, D and Andrew return to discover... another TITANS episode where it's a different (better) show, this time one starring Superboy. Tune in!

Tonight, D and Andrew will brave the city and the wack for all the compelling drama of the cult classic film, DISCO GODFATHER. Watch along as they experience the unforgettable characters, the vibrant settings, and the inspired performances of Rudy Ray Moore, Carol Speed, and the rest of the cast; preserved and augmented in this one-of-a-kind podcasting event. Disco will never die

It's 100 episodes (at one count or another) so D and Andrew take a break from TITANS to turn back the clock to 1977 and ABAR, THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN. D's already seen it, so he gets to build up the h!@& f#&!@^ s#&@-ness of the plot twists. Tune in. Guaranteed, there's nothing like ABAR.

It takes a whole bunch of the episode, but eventually D and Andrew get interested in Jason Todd in peril. Is there a crowbar reference in the episode? Depends on which episode we're talking about, 709 or TITANS. You'll just have to tune in to find out!

Well, D and Andrew finally get to the Deep. Sorry, the Emerald Aqualad. Wait, no just Aqualad. He just acts like comic Roy Harper and looks like some guy on THE BOYS. Anyway, tune in as they discuss... secret origins, missed opportunities, and holy sh!$ cliffhangers.

D and Andrew put on their forehead lamps to investigate Titans Tower for any free floating, full torso, vaporous apparitions. Wait, no, "Ghosts" refers to secrets revealed piecemeal in flashback, which is just TITANS, doesn't seem like it deserves a whole episode. The Titans have an "identity crisis" of sorts, D and Andrew try to keep up.

D and Andrew head into TITANS SEASON TWO proper (after the first episode of the season wrapped up the previous one and teased what's coming). D tries to manage all the expectations. Andrew threatens to talk about Doctor Who (he does not). The Teen Titans hit each other with sticks.

D and Andrew finally discover the anti-life equation and unlock the boom tube to... wait, no, wrong terribly rendered CGI big bad. No, they go with the Titans to rural... Ohio? Michigan? Doesn't matter. There's an ending and a setup. There are those things in this episode. Tune in as D and Andrew try to figure out what else is going on.