52 Jokers Wild

It doesn't take much to set Garvin Off on One as he says himself, he may only have one life but just like Trigger from Only Fools and Horses, he has had a lot of different heads on his proverbial shoulders. Both Jokers are reading up on Karl Jung even though Garvin doesn't realise it as he is doing it by Osmosis, turns out he favours all 3 triggers mentioned by George, Visual, Auditory and Kinesth...

The lads starting being Frank with each other, this gets confusing very quickly, so Garvin opts to be Ted from Bill and Ted. Quantum theory decides to rear its ugly head again when it hears Garvin is more open than usual to trying new things, so before he changes his mind it presents itself for consideration reminding him that he doesn't need to understand it or give a master class in it anytime s...

Garvin is determined to hear his own thoughts, all the while his bald head is being nuked by the baking summer rays, suddenly he hears a tiny voice from within crying out "Get Out of the Feckn Sun Would ya!". George points out that Super Heroes have it good and the rest of us can eat, work, sleep and just get on with it, as it will all turn out the same anyway. Garvin is nearly certain he knew wha...

George is playing with candles, there's wax all over the place, Garvin can't see properly in this light, he is not sure whether it is fifty shades of grey or green, either way, it's too dark, there's too little light and he is fed up living in his own shadow, how can he ever hope to become a shadow of his former self if he never turned the light on. George keeps saying that he is more than capable...

The Jokers are discussing their various tells which are multiplying by the minute from like to sort of and interestingly from actually to going and then in combination particularly sort of like actually. Actually the Surprising Truth is wrapped up in the word is "To Act" or to make Real by Doing, All this time their favourite go-to word was telling them to Stop Talking and Just Go Do it. They have...

Garvin exclaims to anyone that will listen "I Am Not A Number!", However if he was one it would be Forty Two, at the point of saying this he was actually Fifty Two, so he really just wants to be ten years younger sure who wouldn't want that! At times he compares his life to a pack of playing cards and for some reason or other he was a Three of Clubs. He is no longer happy playing with the cards he...

Garvin has become very naughty and saucy all of a sudden, he wants George to call him "Captain", Captain Kirk to be more precise, George tells him in no uncertain terms to go grow a pair, Garvin takes out his mobile, calls the wife and asks if she could rummage in her handbag and possibly give him his Liathroidi back. George starts to reminisce about his rights of passage to become a man in the go...

Garvin is fed up listening to himself, there seems to be a gaggle of monkeys chin-wagging in his mind, he could swear they are asking him to throw bananas at them, he decides to open the cage and kick them out with or without permission as he has a 500 lb Gorilla that wants a new home. He is currently in his other half's bad books after informing her to make the drudgery less painful she should si...

George wonders if the universe is conscious, Garvin can't even understand the question, Scientists want to measure or quantify the Here, the There and Everywhere else for that matter. That includes the Table which seems to be comprised of stars and isn't particularly happy with its current lot in life, as it would rather identify as a cat albeit not one locked in the box currently on this table wh...

George! Could you tell the universe to shut that door, we are trying our damnest to record in here. It ignores them both and cuts the internet off, so much for their well-laid plans, sometimes you just got to wing it. George mentions every time he puts something down it seems to disappear into an alternate reality but then materialises again before he can say poltergeist. There's definitely someth...

Garvin is fed up being a Bull Shit Artist, it's time to be the Real Deal but he is unsure of how to find his rightful tribe. He has a chat with his daughter about what she is planning to do in college, she is going to flip a coin between theoretical physics and acting, sure what's the difference in the grand scheme. George points out that The Problem with Uncertainty is that it is unknown, so you...

Garvin is trying to find his voice, he is not sure where he put it for the last thirty years, it is amazing what you can misplace when you're not paying attention to your surroundings. The last time he remembers having it was when he was looking down on people, from a height that is, while waiting to listen to himself talk, it was taking too long so he decided to have a conversation with himself i...

Listen. Garvin just read another self-help book, God help us all, we are going to have to listen to him make a dog's dinner of it, he needs all the help he can put his hands on and quick, he is running out of Now's and he still hasn't figured anything out yet. "The Power of Now" summed up in 2 words - "Just Be", He waves another one at George "The Black Belt Master Mind", he explains he doesn't ev...

Past and Future Time in the Present. You can ask "What Time Is It?" all you like but don't expect a straight answer anytime soon from this pair of nitwits. The "Time is Now" and that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. Depending on how your feeling it might speed up or slow down, but that's just your perception and no one else cares as they have their own problems trying to get a str...

The Jokers tackle some of their innermost fears, "What can go wrong will go wrong", What the heck they go one better and invite it to go wrong. Universe Bring it On! why sweat a future something that hasn't happened and statistically never will. Easy to Say not so easy to do for the Eternal Pessimistic Optimists among us. Hitch a ride with a Bear with a positive attitude going on a journey of self...