Art Fuller

5 Minute Expert

Comedy EN ↓ 185 episodes

We will seriously discuss non-serious topics such as church potluck dinners, how to clean and cook a squirrel, how to kill kudzu vines, etc., all in an attempt at sarcastic, clean humor.

Author

Art Fuller

Episodes

3.7 Don't Get Your Hopes Up! 10.02.2020 7:24

We recall some of the presidential slogans from yesteryear and read a fan email from Ritt Momney of Pull-My-Finger, UT.

3.6 My GPS Told Me To Turn Here 03.02.2020 7:37

How did GPS become so universal, turning us into mindless drones who blindly follow the disembodied voice...

3.5 A Robot Just Took My Job... 27.01.2020 7:24

We talk about the rise of the robots and how they are changing the workplace!

3.4 Do Bankers Put Their Own Hands in Their Pockets? 20.01.2020 7:09

We look at the paradox of modern banking - they only lend money to people who don't need it...

3.3 Honey, I Burnt the Bacon! 13.01.2020 7:09

We look at the hot mess that is TV cooking shows and competitions.

3.2 Wait Just A Minute! 06.01.2020 7:18

We talk about the joys of spending time in windowless, Soviet-gulag type waiting rooms and how to improve them.

3.1 Please Don't Be My Neighbor! 30.12.2019 7:24

Does Mr. Rogers and the current state of Neighborhood-dom have anything in common?

2.26 Hope Is A Strategy! 29.04.2019 6:22

We summarize Season 2 and look toward Season 3. Our sponsor today is Hope Chests, USA, a physical fitness device that lets you get a six pack without breaking a sweat!

2.25 You Gotta Pay to Play 22.04.2019 8:28

We discuss the scruples of Payday lenders and Payday loans. Our sponsor this week is URSCRWD.com. They'll loan you money you don't need at a price you can't afford.

2.24 Score Keepers VS Fruit Inspectors 15.04.2019 7:11

This is a rant about those people who spend their lives comparing how they are doing with how everyone else is doing...

2.23 The Funny Thing About Hope 08.04.2019 7:09

We talk about the origin of humor, the different types of humor, and the benefits of humor. Our sponsor for this show is ShinBone, USA., makers of fine replacement shinbones.

2.22 Pimples - Don't pick it or pop it. Patch it! 01.04.2019 7:08

We talk about the plaque of pimples down through the centuries. Our sponsor for this show is Scarface, a topical medication used to treat chronic acne. Scarface contains active chemicals that literally burn the hide right off your face along with any pimples.

2.21 Excludes The Possibility of Unintentional and Embarrassing Disarray 25.03.2019 6:48

We talk about the history of the Zipper. Our sponsor today is Zip It, a handy, dandy candy that cures mouth breathers...

2.20 The Real Definition of 'Hipster' 18.03.2019 6:27

We talk about artificial joint replacements. Our sponsor for this episode is Fancy Smancy Joint Lube found in all good hardware stores and on line at www.webestiff.com

2.19 Springtime in Beaumont - Ah, the Smell of burnt burritos and motor oil 11.03.2019 7:36

We discuss the various indicators that point to Spring's arrival. Our sponsor this week is Sprang, makers of fine machined springs. They've got a spring for everything you need, including your step!

2.18 Support Your Local Bail Bondsman - Get Arrested! 04.03.2019 7:00

We talk about the bail bond industry. Our sponsor today is Sprung, a banking app that let's you get the money you need to free your jailbird.

2.17 Punctuationisnotasecretcode 25.02.2019 7:52

We talk about the history and importance of punctuation. Our sponsor this week is Comma Not, a punctuation app designed to cure your apostrophe anxiety.

Off Their Rockers 18.02.2019 6:27

We look at Retirement Communities. Our sponsor today is Gray Matter. Gray Matter is a non-non-profit (that's a non-profit that doesn't profit off of their profit) and caters to the mental health needs of senior citizens.

2.15 Love Me, Tinder? 11.02.2019 8:06

Today we're talking about online dating and our sponsor is People No One Wants.com. PNOW is a service for ugly persons addicted to online dating sites.

2.14 We Put the Fun in Funeral 04.02.2019 5:50

We discuss the ironies and awkwardness of funerals. Our sponsor this week is Slab 'Em Cheap, a low-cost cremation service. 1-800-qwikburn or www.slabemcheap.com

2.13 How NOT to Win Friends and Influence People 28.01.2019 6:20

We make you an expert in public speaking courses. Our sponsor for today's show is Stutter Rocks - We Rock Your Mouth!

2.12 The Dark Side of Glamour 21.01.2019 6:33

We make you an expert in the modeling industry. Our sponsor for this episode is the modeling agency, Just Plain Average. Check them out at www.ur2fat2beamodel.com.

2.11 You Can't Win If You Don't Play 14.01.2019 7:24

We make you a 5 minute expert on Lotteries. Our sponsor this week is Bible Powerball, the scratch ticket for people who don't want their pastor to know they're playing the Lottery.

2.10 - You Must Take the Brand Loyalty Oath First 07.01.2019 9:07

We make you an expert on Loyalty Programs. Our sponsor this week is Diamond Direct Dandies or Triple D, creators of Loyalty program scams for discerning businesses.

2.9 - Dog Food In A Box 31.12.2018 7:06

We look at the claims of the Weight Loss Industry. Our sponsor this week is Craig Atkins, the Hillbilly diet plan for the redneck Weight Loser in you!