5 Breakfast

Who is the wildfire shapeshifter who learned early how to play a part, then outgrew the script in front of the entire world; a voice that can crack like desert heat or curl soft as confession, a figure who swings from neon rebellion to barefoot vulnerability without ever pausing to ask permission? Not merely a pop star, not merely a former character, not merely a headline; but ...

Quick question: have you ever felt safer on a plane than in Joburg traffic… and then a story like this makes you rethink everything? Because in New York, a passenger jet hit a fire truck on the runway at LaGuardia; and it’s the kind of accident that makes you realise: flying isn’t just about the sky. It’s also about what’s happening on the ground.

Who is the firebrand with a thesis, a man who can turn parliament into spoken word and outrage into oratory? He sounds like a revolutionary preacher, moves like a student leader who never left the podium, and argues as if rhetoric were both weapon and witness.

Presented by Thabo, this segment delivers a humorous and unique take on the weird, wacky, and risqué news of the day. It adds a playful twist to current events, making news consumption entertaining.

A look at what happened this day in history.

Who is the myth disguised as a man, a roundhouse whispered into legend, a figure so exaggerated that reality had to step aside and let folklore drive? He walks like gravity owes him respect, fights like time is optional, and somehow became the punchline that outlived the joke.

Mike V is looking for people that have mistakenly left the mic on a meeting on, what happened?

It’s Monday; which means it’s time to stretch your money mindset on Money Mondays with Xoli Zondo and Thuli Magubane. This week, we’re looking at something that affects almost every South African, whether you drive or not; the price of crude oil and what it means for fuel increases expected next week.

A look back on what happened on this day in history.

Some see a gymnast with a saviour complex. Others see a lab kid who took one bad day too personally. A third camp hears the wisecracks first and assumes he’s coping through comedy. All three are right, and still only touching the webbing.

Wayne Rooney called the 2010 FIFA World Cup the worst in history. His comments on vuvuzelas, the Jabulani ball, and local facilities spark strong opinions. The conversation reflects on how people can criticise their own country, but feel defensive when outsiders do.

The team battles it out in a quiz to see who remembers what happened this week. 

The Bafana squad announcement and New Jersey with Errol Madlala (SAFA Commercial and Marketing Manager) and Thulani Hlatshwayo.

A look at what happened on this day in history.

Who is the kingmaker whose face is less famous than his first note, a man who taught the world to hear sunrise in an African tongue, turning chant into cinema and cinema into inheritance? He sounds like a coronation, moves like a conductor, and carries a continent in his breath.

Who is the fireproof chameleon who moves like choreography taught itself desire, a performer who can slip from studio smoke to director’s chair; to courtside mythology without ever asking which version of herself the world is prepared to handle? Not merely a singer, not merely a dancer, not merely a muse; but a woman who turns every room into a rehearsal for reinvention.

Each day a buzzword is announced, and 5 questions are asked to a listener, all of which will contain the buzzword.