48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Get out the red string and the corkboard and settle in for a good time, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Training This week we're joined by Charles from ALAB , No Homework , City Saint/Country Saint and many others to talk about Ethically Modified Memes, the beauty and majesty of Traindog, a Netflix director winning big on crypto but blowing it, the agony and the ecstacy of TempleOS - PLUS the boy...

Fire up the (classist) gaming systems and let's play Untitled Goose Slide Deck , it's 48 Minutes of Computers Killing This week we're joined by Caleb and June from Kill The Computer to talk about how playing videogames is classist, a baffling Goose-themed slide deck from the SoftBank's Masayoshi Son, a British writer finding topless men offensive, Quake you can play in your browser ( CSSQuake.com...

Add the hashtag #omninousevents and shake hands with Hell Dude before it's too late, it's 48 Minutes of Undulating Black Spheres Barking This week, we shake our heads at the dystopian feed of Pump Fun Go, End It stripping Bananaman in Toronto, SysCoin getting wrecked by bad code, Twitter legend @UtilityLimb and we stare into the dead eyes of a haunting hog training video. Fun Fact : This episode f...

Do you recognize these shapes in this configuration? | || || |_ You will, after this week's new episode of 48 Minutes of Crap Webcomics. This week, we mourn the (temporary) ban of Morgpie for streaming Dark Souls on her feet, gross ourselves out with Bush's Baked Beans popsicle flavor, mourn the loss of Chinese influencer dog Chutou, get heavy on the Gravity Bridge hack, revisit the 18th anniversa...

Keep your kid out of the gorilla enclosure and prepare for Le Epic Maymays, it's 48 Minutes of Gorillas Dying. This week, we attempt to Google "disregard," Sam Pepper impersonates Mr. Beast, Patagonia sues a drag queen, Verus gets exploited, Harambe gets killed and an AI WWE channel makes noises we can barely describe. Fun Fact : The JoeLizaWWE account has since rebranded as WWEFanPro and removed...

Watch for flashing lights and get your credit cards ready, it's another Bag O' 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan lament getting outed by Grindr auto-playing a Madonna ad, bask in the simple joy of "beans on truck," laugh at Transit Finance getting hacked again, play the Trump RPG "Epic Furious," snag some deals on Woot and we fall for the AI poop inspector selling everyone's do...

Sit back in your funky pleather chair and let the rancid footwear vibes wash over you, it's another scintilating 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan take a side trip and bask in Hasan Piker namedropping Bryan on stream, re-live the classic Twitter roast of Jon Hendren's shoes as someone made art of the real thing, cheer on GothFerrari for doing crypto crimes IRL, dive deep into A...

Swinging across your Windows XP desktop and reading your mail in a really creepy voice? Yep, It's 48 Minutes of Bonzis Buddying This week, Jason and Bryan talk the JP Morgan executive's bizarre assault, the 91-year-old Gaming Grandma, Bryan Johnson's oral sex CarFax, Wasabi Protocol getting hit for $5mil, BONZIBUDDY and a pair of hooligans riding a lawmower through a Target Fun Fact : On the bonus...

What's that, flying across our screens with a rainbow fart and a poptart body? It's 48 Minutes of Nyans Catting! This week, Jason and Bryan talk Alex Jones flipping out about Tim Heidecker taking over Infowars, fake MAGA AI influencers fleecing right wing morons, Pragmata's pedo-adjacent twitch emote, RaveDAO doing a rug pull (maybe?) Nyan Cat and a company asking $1.99 a minute to talk to AI Jesu...

Hut Hut Hut Hut - John Madden? No, reporting live from the vastness of space, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk "Fries Chicken and Kids" memes, AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Reddit Mod Psychobilly freakout, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' brilliant 17776 , and we stare at a cursed clock that shows the time Alphabetically. Yeesh....

On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political ali...

Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in Engl...

Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diese...

Chase a celebrity around with a camera and get your legal team ready for some real action, it's 48 Minutes of Celebrities Freaking This week, Jason and Bryan discover some human brain cells playing DOOM, discuss 20 camels getting disqualified for getting BBLs, debate actually buying Tucker Carlson merch, laught at the Korean tax agency that exposed a seed phrase and lost $4.8mil in crypto, gaze in...

Write a harshly-worded letter to Tony LaRussa and throw a Chihuly piece in the garbage, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Journalisting This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by the intensely talented Jeb Lund aka @mobute - writer of a million articles, co-host of several podcasts and all-around funny guy - as they discuss a dreadful AO3 outage, taste a new trend in bad food called Sour P...

Rent a Garfield costume and dial this very special number, it's another episode of 48 Minutes of Corns Cobbing This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in boomers getting lowballed by AI, shake their heads at a DeFi trader losing 6 figures to a bad click, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Fa...

Draw yourself as a freaky neko-girl ~ nya~ move your mouth WAY too close to the mic ~~nya!~~ and settle in for 48 Minutes of Dudes Laughing This week, Jason and Bryan cheer the punching of a pro-ICE teen, watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude and Obama talks aliens, guess why a Pragmata subreddit was banned, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel tha...

  Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging! This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called Cockeyed.com and vi...

Break out your finest cheeseburgers, fire up the Mustang and get ready for a rootin' tootin' good time, it's 48 Minutes of Gays Harding This week, Jason and Bryan say "God Bless Superbowl" with Jake Sing, try to pronounce Sydney Sweeney's new underwear line, ask "what are you doing Step Finance?" shout "FOOOOOOH" with Razor Ramon HG aka HARD GAY and discover that Moltbook is fake as hell. Confused...

We're back at it again at the Krispy Kreme. Yes, a potato flew around our room and told us a new episode of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking was coming... And they were roommates! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about finding the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Domino's on your Wii in 2026, how the hottest new toy from China is a frowning horse, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short-...

Do some corporate synergy, pivot to video and make yourself some short form ""CONTENT"" it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about the Reddit moderator delivering an epic Dear Richard video, a Turning Point event with a deeply weird name (the Make Heaven Crowded tour), a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and w...

Have a seat, grab hold of your BOTDF t-shirts and open up your stickam stream, it's time for a Very Special 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk Trashy, the fake Chicago Streets and Sanitation mascot, JD Vance getting owned by ConnorEatsPants, the rollout of the Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp banning AI music, Eric Adams doing his own rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we u...

Grab those hornrim glasses, re-open your septum piercing and let's save America, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! Rawr XD! This week, Jason and Bryan return from the holidays with renewed vigor, new microphones and some killer topics - this week they talk about : The Pink Power Ranger deleting racist dating sites, Free Zyns at work, Maduro fits in your inbox, Unleash getting hacked for $4 million,...

A special presentation for all you sickos out there who just want to hear us yap about movies but don't want the jokes. A special night of talking, about all the biggest games and movies and books and concerts of the year. It's our 2025 Breathmint Best Of episode and it's our special XXXMas gift for you, our dear listeners. Today we talk about : livestreaming giving booze and machetes to the homel...

Whoop Whoop that's that sound of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. Whoop Whoop that's the sound of the pod. JAS-One and B-Ryan are here in full effect and this week we're talking Grimes DJing Bryan Johnson's acid trip (with Special Guest Mr. Beast!), a Pokemon theme park that has a fitness test, a drunk racoon in a liquor store, the beauty and the pain that is/was Rap Genius, the scam that is/was TickMi...