3...2...1...Binge!

Arcane shows gamers what they can never have: sex, while Dragon's Dogma goes through the 7 seven sins and making the show was one of them, and there's no better way to spite an ex than to make a deal with the devil according to DOTA: Dragon's Blood. Get ready to join this league of legends in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Catwoman proves that all you need is a camera and a fetish to make a movie, while the furries have only gotten stronger with Cats, and Mike Meyers reprises his iconic roles as a horny spy and serial killer in The Cat in the Hat. Meoooow in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Leon: The Professional at making you uncomfortable, while Collateral confirms that meeting Jada Pinkett-Smith makes your life go to shit, and how can it not be your fucking thing when you're In Bruges. Don't forget to reload in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Villeneuve's Dune is Zendaya's most cinematic commercial to date, while Lynch's take on it predicted Minecraft, and the Syfy mini series captures Hubert's intentions by being both long and convoluted. Let the spice flow in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Monster House shows us that the way out of a toxic relationship is dynamite, while love is dead takes a whole 'nother meaning in Corpse Bride, and Paranorman is a better puritan tale than The VVitch. Trick or treat in 3...2...1...BINGE!

When a dog murders a local couple Winona Ryder starts seeing some stranger things in Beetlejuice, meanwhile Ghostbusters lets kids know who the real villains are, the EPA, and all the while Ghost is on in the background while your parents make out. So raise your spirits in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Hormones beat out spider senses in The Spectacular Spider-Man, while there's no F for Family in M.O.D.O.K., and this titular show asks What If Marvel didn't follow the same formula. Excelsior in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Del Toro's Hellboy shows us that you can put the love in Lovecraft, while The Golden Army says this isn't your dad's Lord of the Rings and there's nothing more hellish than the jokes in Hellboy (2019). It's time to bump back in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Napoleon is also dynamite on the ice in Blades of Glory, while Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby expects us to believe that Amy Adams is the weird girl and Semi-Pro once again forces us to see Woody Harrelson have sex. It Will be Ferrell in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Parks and Recreation singlehandedly stimulated the economy with 'treat yo self', while The Office is just as boring as its namesake, and copaganda doesn't get any better than Brooklyn 99. You're Schur to laugh in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Enter the Dragon is a lie - there is no dragon, meanwhile The Karate Kid shows us that a Jersey 6 can pull a Cali 9, and Shang-Chi teaches us that sometimes you just need to punch your dad. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaa in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Dexter's Laboratory makes you realize that some shows should stay in your childhood, and even in the year 3000, Futurama shows us there's still nothing sadder than a dog dying, while Rick and Morty really wants you to like incest porn...for a friend. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Super Mario Bros predicted 9/11, while Courteney Cox is not a very good friend in Masters of the Universe, and even aliens can achieve the American Dream in Mac and Me. Good journey in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Nausicaä: Valley of the Wind drifts, so that Princess Mononoke can fly, while the gravity of the situation in Patema Inverted has us all upset, and you won't be able to BEAR the heartache of The Boy and the Beast. Grasp the sword in your soul in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Clerks shows us quintessential New Jersey - where else is a girl's best sex going to be with a dead guy? And if you're feeling Dazed and Confused, that's your brain during high school in the 70s, whereas what's really Lost in Translation is how funny racism is. We're going nowhere in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Harley Quinn not only has the best Harley but also the best boy: King Shark, while you'll feel like the Birds of Prey are circling you with all the circling back Harley does, and The Suicide Squad has weasel - enough said. Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Red Balloon shows us that innocence metaphors win Oscars, while What Did Jack Do poses an age old question: what's wrong with David Lynch, and It's Such a Beautiful Day is honestly not short enough to even be in this category. Blink and you'll miss it in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Luck of the Irish was made in 2001 to forget about their troubles, while White Men Can't Jump shows us that racism has its perks, and Space Jam: A New Legacy keeps the looney of Space Jam but sets it to a more modern tune. Get the rebound in 3...2...1...BINGE!

If there was ever a place for witchcraft, WandaVision reveals it's in New Jersey, while Don Cheadle shows us that 90 seconds is more than enough to leave an impression in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and Loki confirms that there's nothing more dangerous to a black man than a white woman. Making our way to the multiverse in 3...2...1...BINGE!

James Bond's dick is a death sentence in Casino Royale, while The Man From U.N.C.L.E should've done a bit more reconnaissance on Armie Hammer, and if Black Widow doesn't kill you, that Nirvana cover might. Don't blow your cover in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Alien is a pioneer of its time, not because of its production, but because it let a black man live for most of the movie, while Jeff Goldblum lives Chris's American dream of punching a president in Independence Day, and Mars Attacks might not make you laugh but it will make you ack, ack ack! The search for intelligent life continues in 3...2...1...BINGE!

The Fast and the Furious gives us the best PSA for why you don't fuck family, while 2 Fast 2 Furious wants you to believe that Paul Walker would be interested in a girl over 18, and Tokyo Drift tries to drift your attention away from the fact that a 40 year old man was still in high school. Start your engines in 3...2...1...BINGE!

The Assassination of Gianni Versace teaches you to not tell your kids they're special, while Matthew McConaughey leaves Woody Harrelson feeling less than alright, alright, alright in True Detective and you better not call Saul to handle this Fargo case. Put your hands up in 3...2...1...BINGE!

White™ people are the true horror in Get Out, while the Witch lets Chris say "Fuck them kids" for a reason, and Nat Wolffe reunites with the Naked Brothers Band in Hereditary - though not the one he remembers. New scream dropping in 3...2...1...BINGE!

Only if we realized that Sorry To Bother You was a Armie Hammer PSA all along, while Monty Python and the Holy Grail does what no other film from the 70s does - age well, and Spaceballs could've and should've just been a porno. We're getting weird in 3...2...1...BINGE!