3-Bit Gamer Show

2020 is looking sus, and so is JD. Bowser gets arrested, RIP Farmville, Stadiawatch 2020, CD Projekt Red crunch, Ubisoft making a Blurstie bid, and Minecraft joins Smash. Peterson hates on Among Us and Fall Guys, we discuss open world quest style, and Peterson reviews Game Dev Tycoon.

It's the JD and Peterson this week to give loads of game reviews. But first we make fun of "Blizzconline", Amazon Luna, and XBox One X sales. JD gives out an unprecendented TWO first impression roses to Watchdogs 2 and Ape Out. Then we review Shadowrun: Dragonfall and Crusader Kings 3. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

We have so much news this week: Microsoft, PS5 & 3080 presale fiasco, Hogwarts Legacy, Facebook, and Nvidia. We answer a voicemail question and then talk about games we'd like to play but in a different period in time. Peterson reviews Tony Hawk (the game, not the guy).

Lots of news this week - XBox Game Pass gets better, Microsoft finally gives some pricing on Series X, Stop Watch 2020, Apple pining for a Blurstie, NBA 2K21, and pop ups in MTG Arena tourney. JD gives a first impression rose to Broforce and we create a new segment called Keyboard Confessional. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game again.

We're getting uncomfortable this week. We start off with some news about Nvidia's latest cards, India's war on China through PUBG, and EA sliding ads into UFC 4. JD gives his first impression of Battletoads, Dani reviews Sinking City, and then we talk about games that made us uncomfortable. JD has a glowing review of Wildermyth.

China is taking over...again, next gen consoles lacking some serious hype, Benjamin Button Aloy, Epic and Apple war, and Halo. We're also playing a new game called Random Roll (for now), and we do a Love It, Leave It. Trent tells about his wife's dedication to FFXIV while in labor and JD takes a mulligan.

It's WAR! Apple is dropping bombs on Epic, an Oculus conversation ends up as a roast of the Zuck, we start a new business idea around blind dates and Goose Game, and then we talk Batman, Suicide Squad and Gollum. We do a Good, Bad, and Ugly about getting sucked into games followed by a Dear Game Devs where we flip the script on heroes and villains. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

Epic brings war to Apple and Google, Halo gets delayed, Fall Guys starts a bidding war for a good cause, Tony Hawk is still a good dude, and we have a discussion about the AAA/indie game industry. JD and Peterson review Undermine and Aaron reviews Valorant.

JD gets snacky with Trent on to talk how games compare to his Achilles heel - cereal. We also talk Sega, Animal Crossing, and the Primest Prime. Then Peterson recommends a bunch of Game Pass games to JD since he finally subscribed to it and Aaron calls in to choose his Dice of Destiny game.

Our girl Belle Delphine is back at it again, Cyberpunk scam, Ubisoft, Halo Infinite, and other news. Then we do Love It, Leave It for base builder games, Aaron does an Interreview of Ghost of Tsushima, and Peterson reviews Griftlands.

Teens spending their parents' savings on Twitch, This War of Mine curriculum, Gamer Girl FMV, Luigi is left out, and other news. JD reviews Carrion and we play Foodio Games with this years' big releases. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

It's just the two of us this week and we do the usual news, some kudos and then something truly bizarre and unprecedented happens during Love It, Leave It this week. Finally, Peterson reviews Persona 4 Golden and we reroll a new Dice of Destiny game.

Lynn finally joins us again to talk Warzone, canceled Half Life games, Mixer, and the new $70 game price tag. Also, stay tuned for some incredible breaking news about the PS5 game boxes. We give several other games the Forza Horizon treatment and Peterson reveals (and subsequently craps all over) his Dice of Destiny pick.

We dive into some news about the Fallout TV show, the Crucible pullout, The House of Lords, Roblox infiltrated and more. Then we dive headfirst into some reviews - Surviving Mars, Darkest Dungeon, and Monster Sanctuary. JD reviews his Dice of Destiny game, Empire at War and we re-roll.

Listener Questions! We answer some of the hottest questions for 2020 such as: which co-host we would eat and which game would we choose to have a full release right now. Also, we do a mea culpa for the Sonic movie. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

This week we go over some TLOU2 reviews before we dive into the Steam Summer Game demos we played. We played a whole bunch of them so you don't have to and we recommend which ones to put on your Wishlist.

We don't hold back this week in our news talking about Warzone update size, EA announcing a new Star Wars starfighter game, the sale of WB Interactive (and the unfortunately interested parties), and of course PS5. Then we do another radio play and Peterson reviews The Last of Us.

Jackson joins us on a Squatch hunt, but we just end up talking about Fallout 76, Take Two, and Bobby Kotick instead. We play some Love It, Leave It about turn-based games, and review some dope indie games sent to us by listeners - Gunpig and Nummels. Peterson reviews Monster Train and gives his first take on The Last of Us.

Professional drivers are at it again, Skyrim Grandma takes a break, Blizzcon, and Animal Crossing meets Robin Hood. We play Would You Rather - Battle Royale edition, then give our first impressions to a few games we're playing. Peterson (actually JD) picks his Dice of Destiny game.

What do stolen keys, Stadia, Gran Turismo 7, PETA, and Epic Games Store have in common? They all made it onto our show this week. Then we give our first impressions on Crucible, Legends of Runeterra, and Spellbreak and create some of our own, brand new gaming insults for all to use. JD reviews his Dice of Destiny game and we do a reroll.

We got Tony Hawk back! Also, Small World gets the WoW treatment, we read about a terrible video game idea, joycon drift, Nintendo hacks and more. We pitch to some HBO execs about some gaming properties they can get in on and Peterson reviews XCOM: Chimera Squad. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

So many game reviews this week. Aaron reviews Gears Tactics. Peterson reviews Link's Awakening. JD reviews Frostpunk and Cloudpunk. We also talk about what RPGs would look like if they were US state-specific.

Another virtual pandemisode with Trent. We're talking Assassin's Creed Valhalla, GTA Online alien wars, and The Last of Us Part 2 leaks. We do our 5th radio play and do a Foodio Games, candy edition. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

So much news including Warzone cheaters, Jason Schreier, an HZD trilogy, record sales in March, and Fallout 76 NPCs going all Westworld on us. Then we talk about what game's NPCs we would not like to gain sentience, perform out 4th radio play, play some Good, Bad, and Ugly, and Dani reviews her Dice of Destiny game.

Aaron joins us for another virtual episode where we talk RE:4, Switch shortages, and both Riot and NASCAR drivers are at it again. We talk about our growing backlogs, compare video games to fast food restaurants, and JD reviews Doom: Eternal.