3-Bit Gamer Show

The results are in! We've calculated the Blurstie results and we're here to break down the winners (losers?). Plus, we pitch some video game adaptations of books and some new Star Wars games/studios now that Disney has opened it up. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

Looking back and looking forward - we discuss our gaming highlights of 2020 and then make some predictions for what 2021 might have in store for us. Trent reviews his Dice of Destiny pick and we talk loads of news.

It's the second Blursties episode we nominate finalists for: Most Overrated, Least Favorite Character, Worst Sequel, Worst Name, and Worst Decision. Also, for kudos (poodos) JD tells a hilarious tale of selling stuff online.

It's the most Blurstiful time of the year! In part 1 of the two-part Blursties nominations episodes we nominate for these five categories: Biggest Disappointment, Worst Writing, Worst Launch, Worst Gamer Rage, and Worst Studio. Also, we stay on-theme with an anti-kudos.

So much Cyberpunk news and none of it good. Missing Simpson's Game found, Devotion gets banned cause of the Pooh Bear, Riot MMO, & Fortnite Among Us. Then we review Axiom Verge and For the Warp. The most exciting First Impression Rose in 3-Bit history. Also, Peterson's secret Christmas bumper.

JD really tries (but fails) to impersonate Santa, Cyberpunk seizures, Stop Watch 2020, and we breakdown our favorites from The Game Awards. Then we play the wrong Reindeer Game and Trent finally reviews Enter the Gungeon and we end up with a glorious reroll.

Console wars and shortages, shipping a brick, we get nerdy with some gaming stats, and the Chinese 3090 job of 2020. Dani tells all about her new game Yuligans - check it out, it's so Christmassy and awesome. Then we talk about what we don't love (and love also) about indie games and tell some sweet holiday gaming memories. The Russians take over the podcast for a minute.

This week JD and Peterson talk about games as a service, PS5 scalping, Square Enix, and the Game Awards. JD reviews Children of Morta and Peterson reviews 3 different board games.

It's that time of year - Thanksgimme!! Time to be selfish and make demands for things you deserve and are entitled to...right? We do some news and then talk about what gamers are entitled to in 2020. Then we make some demands of the game devs listening and play Foodio Games with Thanksgimme pie. "Trent" picks his Dice of Destiny game.

We find JD's pseudonym in the news segment, play a Reindeer Game about bringing dead franchises back, give some suggestions on a new Simpson's game and Trent reviews Wizard of Legend. Don't miss this one.

Amazing news from the video game world this week - Playstation, Gamestop, Call of Duty, Activision, and Square Enix. We get a call slandering Peterson, we name some IPs we want bad studios to stay away from, and talk the Good, Bad, and Ugly of grinding video games.

We have politics on our minds, but don't worry. It's only pretend video game politics. We even have a town hall meeting and smear ads for each other. We also review Shadow of War and Hades. Trent picks his Dice of Destiny game.

It's another Listener Question Episode and you guys had some good ones for us this time. We talk some news and JD reviews Streets of Rage 4.

We start off with the Pentagon of Shame - Riot, Microsoft, Call of Duty, Facebook, and 2K. Then we end with a good news story with Stardew Valley. We play a Halloween version of Foodio Games and then we give our annual bad costume ideas. JD almost reviews the Dice of Destiny game.

JD writes an intro in his sleep. We talk about the PS5 breakdown video, petting dogs, Avenger's no longer assembled, Crucible is cancelled, and Larian is disappointed in us. We pepper Aaron with questions about Star Wars: Squadrons, and then we discuss game release announcements. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

2020 is looking sus, and so is JD. Bowser gets arrested, RIP Farmville, Stadiawatch 2020, CD Projekt Red crunch, Ubisoft making a Blurstie bid, and Minecraft joins Smash. Peterson hates on Among Us and Fall Guys, we discuss open world quest style, and Peterson reviews Game Dev Tycoon.

It's the JD and Peterson this week to give loads of game reviews. But first we make fun of "Blizzconline", Amazon Luna, and XBox One X sales. JD gives out an unprecendented TWO first impression roses to Watchdogs 2 and Ape Out. Then we review Shadowrun: Dragonfall and Crusader Kings 3. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

We have so much news this week: Microsoft, PS5 & 3080 presale fiasco, Hogwarts Legacy, Facebook, and Nvidia. We answer a voicemail question and then talk about games we'd like to play but in a different period in time. Peterson reviews Tony Hawk (the game, not the guy).

Lots of news this week - XBox Game Pass gets better, Microsoft finally gives some pricing on Series X, Stop Watch 2020, Apple pining for a Blurstie, NBA 2K21, and pop ups in MTG Arena tourney. JD gives a first impression rose to Broforce and we create a new segment called Keyboard Confessional. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game again.

We're getting uncomfortable this week. We start off with some news about Nvidia's latest cards, India's war on China through PUBG, and EA sliding ads into UFC 4. JD gives his first impression of Battletoads, Dani reviews Sinking City, and then we talk about games that made us uncomfortable. JD has a glowing review of Wildermyth.

China is taking over...again, next gen consoles lacking some serious hype, Benjamin Button Aloy, Epic and Apple war, and Halo. We're also playing a new game called Random Roll (for now), and we do a Love It, Leave It. Trent tells about his wife's dedication to FFXIV while in labor and JD takes a mulligan.

It's WAR! Apple is dropping bombs on Epic, an Oculus conversation ends up as a roast of the Zuck, we start a new business idea around blind dates and Goose Game, and then we talk Batman, Suicide Squad and Gollum. We do a Good, Bad, and Ugly about getting sucked into games followed by a Dear Game Devs where we flip the script on heroes and villains. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

Epic brings war to Apple and Google, Halo gets delayed, Fall Guys starts a bidding war for a good cause, Tony Hawk is still a good dude, and we have a discussion about the AAA/indie game industry. JD and Peterson review Undermine and Aaron reviews Valorant.

JD gets snacky with Trent on to talk how games compare to his Achilles heel - cereal. We also talk Sega, Animal Crossing, and the Primest Prime. Then Peterson recommends a bunch of Game Pass games to JD since he finally subscribed to it and Aaron calls in to choose his Dice of Destiny game.

Our girl Belle Delphine is back at it again, Cyberpunk scam, Ubisoft, Halo Infinite, and other news. Then we do Love It, Leave It for base builder games, Aaron does an Interreview of Ghost of Tsushima, and Peterson reviews Griftlands.