3-Bit Gamer Show

Enter the Matrix with us cause we talk about the Matrix a lot this episode. We have news about Life is Strange, a wacky Genshin Impact lawsuit, COD has a bit of a cheating problem, Cyberpunk Minecraft, IKEA gaming, FUT Cash, the Twisted Metal Cinematic Universe, and the Pokemon TCG on mobile. Then Peterson does a 2 on 1 First Impression Rose, we spoof a Matrix scene, and then we pitch a Matrix gam...

This week in the news - Sony rolls back HFW decision, employee mistreatment at Paradox and Broken Token, power chips are still hard to get, No Man's Sky finally hits positive ratings on Steam, China - "Stop focusing on profits. Psh", and the Playstation Showcase full of hits. We parody another song because we gotsta use Trent's pipes, we talk tech we'd like to see in the next 10 years, and Peterso...

News - Halo Infinite with an XP-less battle pass, fried 3090 comes down to soldering, Netflix acquires some toxicity, Horizon Forbidden West's upgrade strategy, and Cyberpunk needs to be more...wet? We get a voicemail from Tim, we break down the good/bad/ugly of game controllers, and we play some foodio (drinkio?) games.

It's finally time for another Listener Questions episode!!! And boy did you all deliver. We got so many questions we needed a lightning round to finish them. But first some news about Twitch, Gamasutra, Activision Blizzard lawsuit and China game restrictions. After news we answer all the questions and even get a few amazing voicemails. Peterson picks a Dice of Destiny game.

We have drama in WoW - the other one - World or Warships, Amazon has bad game dev policies, GTA trilogy remastered, Cyberpunk sex drama, Argentina is the place to buy games, The Reckoning continues, and JD does some sales report thing (idk what he's doing to be honest). JD asks what types of things take you out of a game and he reviews Desperados III.

This week we're talking about Idris Elba a lot...probably too much. There is more Blizzard reckoning, JD makes a pitch to be in Overwatch, a shelved Power Rangers game, Frostpunk 2, Cookie Clicker, and the voice of Mario passes away. We make some pitches to turn 90s games into movies and Peterson reviews the Back 4 Blood beta.

We're finally back in person!! Some news about Tencent, South Park, more on Blizzard, plus delays (we even do a little song parody about it). Peterson asks about getting the abilities from a game you're playing and it goes off the rails. We give our first impressions of Pokemon Unite. JD picks his dice game.

Amidst the rise of Covid cases the cons are back on, Newegg loophole found, Shepard stats, updates to the Blizzard saga, Zuck's Metaverse, AoE fans are mad about...water? Then Peterson reviews the Against the Storm demo he couldn't stop playing, JD reviews his Dice game Unforeseen Incidents and we re-roll.

This week we go monster hunting in the news. We're hunting Ubisoft, Blizzard, and Amazon in our news segment which is interspersed with some radio plays. Then JD gives out a first impression rose and Peterson reviews Buddy Simulator 1984. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

Buckle up cause this is a wild ride. In the news segment we talk US gamer stats, Twitch the casino, the Netflix of gaming, the Steam Deck, the Stream Deck, scalpers gonna scalp, Tencent, and JD's regular (?) sales report. We do some Foodio games for discontinued food and Peterson reviews his Dice of Destiny game ATOM RPG. We reroll the dice.

This was supposed to be a shorter episode, but we got carried away with the news. Tencent being creepy, Apex hackers from Titanfall, WoW disappointment, Ubisoft's toxic work environment, sexy Cap, and shooting Lebron. Then JD Asks what game was ruined by the story and Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

Loads of news this week with non-mini Nintendo announcement, file archiving, Playstation don't play, Houser studio 2.0, EA talking ads again, new First Amendment Twitter clone infested by Sonic smut, Bobby Kotick, and ES6. Then we play Love It, Leave It with puzzle games, JD gives his first impression of Infra, and reviews Pirates!

A video game press event for the books, Oculus ads strike 1, Marvel's Avengers screws up again, Cyberpunk's launches 6 months later, Windows 11, and Pokemon Go all in the news this week. In Dear Game Devs we pitch games that would benefit from the Chivalry treatment and JD calls us out on our Steam buying habits/wishlists. JD does a pseudo-review for Sea of Thieves. Big Ladies Good.

GTA Online cancelled for older consoles, XBox box art, and Oculus ads. We break down a few games that we didn't talk from the E3 series of shows and JD and Peterson review/gush over Chivalry 2. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

This week we start off with some news, but it's mostly about E3. We review the list of games we're most excited for that were talked about or announced at the E3 show this year. Then we start a new dice roll to give us the Double Jubble Juggle...I guess...

The Deathmoths encounter a new threat. Tall Mommy news for Dani, God of War 5 delay and drama, Need for Speed no longer needed, Battlefield 6: The Call of Duty, The case of Nintendo v some guy named Matt, Injustice indeed, and JD talking about Harry Potter. We fire some shots during kudos, JD asks what our favorite sequel is, and we play Love It, Leave It for in-game temperatures. Mulligan on DoD.

The Deathmoths are dwindling. We start with some CDPR news, some talk about The Elder Scrolls and game development, Epic v Apple update, Skull & Bones, Far Cry 6, leaked potential Valve handheld, and Netflix possibly entering gaming. JD asks us what games we'd like to fix and how and we talk the Good, Bad, and Ugly of video game movies from the past decade.

We start with some news about the Cyberpunk lawsuits, Ubisoft reportedly does nothing as a response to those misconduct allegations, GTA player beats game taking 0 damage, and Blizzard at a crossroads. Then we do some kudos and poodos, JD asks us what surprise genres would make a good movie, and Peterson plays a game full of innuendo. Dani picks her Dice game.

We have a lot of news this week - Lightforge Games, another Ubisoft delay, Sega 'super game', New World in the news again, Gabe breaking news at a...school, Switch shortages, and WB Games breakup. Then Dani talks RE:8 and Trent talks about Pokemon Snap. We play some foodio games about food delivery/takout and Dani reviews her Dice of Destiny game, The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan.

We have a lot of news on this episode - RE8 mods, Frostpunk mobile, Activision financials, The Division ftp and mobile announced, more E3 entrants, the Apple v Epic case is insane, Australia courting game devs, and PS5 shortages. We talk about what we're currently playing, what games we would love to see mods for, and Peterson has a first impression rose (or does he?).

This week Peterson is laid up with Covid, so Dani, Trent, and JD try to fill his shoes. We talk about your odds of winning the Newegg shuffle, Bobby Kotick's salary, and the latest Game Boy game. Later, we give out some foodos, talk about new Game Boy games we want, and then whine about waiting.

It's a Covid-filled episode as Peterson is in the throws of Covid. KOTOR remake announced, Discord NOT selling to Microsoft, Square Enix at E3, Assassination attempt over bunny skins, Kaplan is out, and Gamestop CEO quits - makes millions. We have a listener email, talk about Sasquatch, JD asks about gaming disappointments and JD reviews his Dice game - It Takes Two.

Bioshock 4 may be open world, Amazon cancels Lord of the Rings MMO, and JD can't find a PS5. We get some listener kudos, we ask the game devs for a new trend, JD asks us what other on-rails games should be given the open world treatment, we play Foodio games a la buffet, and JD takes a mulligan to finish It Takes Two.

E3 is back on, JD has some...thoughts about Intel's Bleep app, AoE4 released a gameplay trailer, EGS is losing millions and they are good with it, and more. We get the best voicemail we've ever received. Also, Peterson makes up some fake games and hides them among real ones - can you guess which are fake? We "99" some other games, and JD picks his Dice game.

Activision at it again with online only single-player games, The Avengers game is a mess still, Microsoft gets into the war business finally, gamers are MAD about MLB the Show. We talk about what games we'd like de-makes of. Peterson reviews Loop Hero and his Dice of Destiny game, Hardspace Shipbreaker.