2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Suing the White House, scamming to use the HOV lane, and a corporation purposefully acting in a way that is better for the environment?  Bullshit thrice I sayeth!!!  Also Jason explains the title to Dan…

The USD being replaced by NFL, MAGA fucks giving up Coors Lite, and prison is the end for all tigers my kings…

New girl syndrome, Nickelson’s Joker Axis chemical style sperm count lowering scheme, and a possible school shooter being stopped?  Fuck me sideways!

Morons in government funding our demise, good guy Chinese hackers, and Johnny Silverhand wannabes.  Cheers!

Just in case you didn’t have enough reasons to roll your eyes about California, we present more dumb!!!

More paradigm shifting on the reefer in the good old USA and shitty food being a flash point for support of not-heterosexuals.  What the hell broh?

More proof that professional sports has nothing short of a psychotic obsession with making money any and every which way it can.  If white nationalism was more profitable than BLM, they’d have swastikas on the back of their helmets…

Are you telling me you built a SAG-AFTRA president…out of a DeLorean? The way I see it, if you're gonna crash a hot air balloon into a train, why not do it with some style?

I have had it with these motherfucking NFTs on this motherfucking cyberattack!!!

Society is burning down along with our national forests.  Let’s throw another log on that shit, shall we???

Killer food broh!  If you are what you eat and you eat death does Oppenhiemer get jealous???

It’s an audible episode!  We tackle the recent supreme court shenanigans and drink like the fishes! The audio podcast is available at Anchor (https://tinyurl.com/vey474fv) and all the finest purveyors of podcasts on the internet such as Spotify (https://tinyurl.com/33z9bzbk) & Apple Podcasts.

So it takes a war in a country we don’t fucking care about, a goddamn baby formula shortage, a dumbass court opinion, “skyrocketing” gas prices, and a school shooting to distract us from the truth being out there.  Or last being discussed by congress.  UFOs baby!  They’re BAH-AAACK!!! Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Go home alive.  The second rule of EMS is to save people.  How hard is it for you morons to understand what your heroes really are???  We’re talking about guns in America in case that wasn’t obvious. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

This week we talk about things that aren’t real like the right to an abortion and dick farts. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Don’t use your government cheese for Pokemon, black racists, and the music streaming battle finally has some details released. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Woke jumps the shark while jumping a shark that’s jumping a shark?  And we find out that Disney employees really love making money off kids too. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Time zone battles!  MIT being classist?  And the ATF wanted people to be a fucking shit-sucking snitch for a Valetine’s gift. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Escaped lab  monkeys, cyberattacks, and the second gentleman.  Maybe we are living in Cyberpunk 2077 now??? Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Musk buys Twitter and AOC gets wet for that alien hog. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Four day work weeks, STDs explode during lockdowns, and hackers get their forum seized?  Hack the work week broh… Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Eat your emergency lettuce kiddos while the parents sue the teachers and gun reform only matters when cops are shot.  Sounds like America to me! Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Making pedo priests look good, Americans with that middle finger to your Jay Oh Bee, and unions apparently do suck.  Who knew? Don't forget YouTube & Spotify ...

Dead sports players, buying discounted children, and surprisingly kids die when they live in shit holes.  Who could have thought that would happen???

Fuck your tuition.  Fuck your health care.  Fuck your child care needs.  Middle ground sports teams need new stadiums, motherfuckers!  Also weed is getting closer to being federally legal.