2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

We celebrate the hundos by not condoning middle 19th century European Nazis but we can’t help but nod our heads at how well they got those trains running… Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

With a hat tip to the movie Office Space, we look at how scum baggy Starbucks apparently is. Fucking venti asshole ya know? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

We get bored and talk about what real energy independence could do for humans...right up until we fuck it up by fucking each other over. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Yeah that third form of magnetism, just like my dick being pulled to your bussy, er pussy. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Yeah my "eyeborg" is pretty special too. I does get a little weepy around females moaning so not same-same. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

According to the experts, good parenting boils down to four things. None of them are murder so what do they know? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Israel & Iran are taking fuck buddying to the next level? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

It’s the day in the US that fathers are recognized…hopefully without court orders. Note: We had some technical difficulties. It's free so what do you expect? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

TIA amiright? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Once again pulling this out of our asses, we talk again about males falling down on a lot stuff. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Mental illness or genius? We're not sure either...Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

So you're saying since our brains are quantum powered, "us" is all an illusion is real. How much did we drink???Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

If an AI falls in the woods, do you hallucinate that Joe Rogan is right? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

100 days of what exactly are we doing again? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Not quite what you think but Elon Mush versus China Miéville. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

EW take a look at reimagining democracy through the lens of AI thanks to folks smarter then us like Joe Rogan, er Bruce Schneier. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Signal! Tariffs!!! The Market!!!!! What is even going on anymore???Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Trump-sanity has to be making rethuglicans itchy by now and democrats have taken up the knife against their own? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

DOGE we think Elon recovers after he finally gets shanked by Trump? Cyber truck sales aren’t the only things sinking...Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Dumping JFK files shockingly doesn’t change shit but what did we think it would do??Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Russia is our friend so much we’re gonna fuck Ukraine for money to give it to them? Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Just a little butthole tickle about Elon & DOGE.Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

It's two-ish two months into Trump 2.0 so we chat about Bill Maher and the Righting of everyone. Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Hey folks, little different ep this time. #billionsandbillions

I for one cannot wait for AI to beat me… Contains excerpts from: ⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠ ⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)