2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

This may be the best-worst one yet as we touch on election 2020 because we have to.  Not want to, but have to.  Ugh...  This is two-parter where we started on election day and follow up two days later.  Good luck, America! Jam Of The Week: Willie Nile - The Innocent Ones Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle O...

Join us in a memorial for another holiday covid season fucking ruined.  Including discussions about:  slutty costumes, candy full of razor blades, and stealing candy from your children.  That's the five minutes about Halloween and this turd train goes right off the rails like usual. Jam Of The Week: Limahl - The Never Ending Story Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Ad...

Kicks get chicks.  Be a badass.  Things we chat about:  Is this the way you do nostalgia correctly?  Who’s the bad guy?  Is this the way you do progressive values without being a cunty taint about it? Jam Of The Week: Leopold and His Fiction - Golden Freinds Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewh...

When we started this podcast, we dreamed about talking about things through the lens of being a dad.  But since we’re both morons, we just drank and talked shit.  In the meantime, another podcast network that had their shit together did that dream podcast.  Well fuck us sideways if that don’t just beat all?  So in response, here’s a little something different: Dan and Jason ans...

Strike first!  Strike hard!  No mercy! It's a lightning round of a smorgasbord of topics including the pope, environmentalists, unions, colleges, & 4H kids!   All brought to you by coffee and spite... Jam Of The Week: GUNSHIP - Black Blood Red Kiss (feat. Kat Von D) Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Midd...

It's the only way to be sure...   Also China's world wide pandemic response is so much better than America's, Trump says something dumb, the media can't stay honest/truthful/competent, there's never been a health crisis until 2020, & why Biden may have just won my vote... Jam Of The Week: Christopher Tignor - "Ode to Joy" Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone ,...

Jason turned 41 this week.   By all accounting, half his life is over but what does that actually mean?  Is that number simply not real like gender and rational progressives aren’t real?  We’ll interview Jason about getting older, how family changes as you age, and are pick-up artists right that older men last longer and older women pop off easier? Jam Of The Week: I DONT KNOW...

So where the hell do we find these things to talk about?  Well, you'll soon learn our secrets.  And after that two minutes, we'll just talk shit at each other for the rest of the time about Ginsburg, Disneyworld, other podcasts (brilliant, right?), & actual dad talk.  Cheers! Note:  There's some random audio issues that may have snuck through; sorry again about that, but we...

So hey, since Hollywood is shutdown our media has taken up the call for making drama out of reality.  But it's not fake news??? Jam Of The Week: Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself

Proving that nothing you talk about is actually about what you're actually talking about, we swing at sexism for probably more than a second time.  But it's so hard not to when language is taking names and kicking ass... Jam Of The Week: Peter Oren - Falling Water Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (b...

Reframing equality every week is exhausting.  Luckily, it's not our job to do that but to pick it apart and expose the shit nuggets at the center of this turd of modern life. Jam Of The Week: Botany - Vision of This Earth Before Our Time Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Norma...

A hit piece on hit pieces...  Oh media, you silly goobers! 🖕 Jam Of The Week: The Kills - Siberian Nights Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere Comedy! (both on YouTube): Mark Normand - Out to Lunch & Joe List - I Hate Myself

Coming atcha with: racist video maker wins public office, CEO fired after diddling co-workers, virus killing US economy and thus the entire world economy, China & Russia oppose 2020 US presidential candidates, & blackmail/revenge porn doesn't mean you can't win a public office... Jam Of The Week: Band of Horses - Casual Party Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone...

And so it begins...  The die is cast...  The shit has hit the fan...  Welcome to Running Mate!  America's greatest pre-election game show where the hopeful presidential-elects use their future Vice President to shield themselves from as much bullshit as they can!!!  Will they be a heel (Dick Chaney)?  Will they be the fool (Dan Quayle)?  Only time will tell!!!!!...

Note:  This was a perviously released episode but we decided to fold it in so we could cheat when counting episodes released in a year. As mentioned in Episode 22, we "discuss" The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, which you should definitely read or have read to you .   Jam Of The Week: Run The Jewels - Out Of Sight feat. 2 Chainz Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Advent...

We shill for lo-cal IPAs, try and remember details about presidential assassination attempts, and do some some arguing for fun... Quick note from Jason:  This got cut short by a power outage, so we're sorry about that.  Also, we're trying some new audio stuff this week so it may sound a little different, especially if you listen at higher speeds then normal. Jam Of The Week: Cypress - Ty...

The "If you were trapped on a desert island?" episode, inspired by actual events!  Can you make a raft from bullshit?   link - https://tinyurl.com/y2xcz2c2 Jam Of The Week: Kermit the Frog - Rainbow Connection Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere

Back again to blather on about congress cashing in on a pandemic, eating & dying, er dining during covid season, the redskins capitulate to PC cultists, and going back to school in the middle of covid season. Jam Of The Week: Crowbar - The Lasting Dose Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere

We talk shit about Biden's faith, AI editors, child trafficking hidden in fancy furniture listings, bullying in adults jumps the shark, and the difference between trespassing and fucking assholes... Jam Of The Week: Photo Ops - Take The Long Way Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere

Old white guys using social media while running for leader of the free world, the real life Tony Stark making sci-fi a reality again, Cosby using #BLM to fight #MeToo, banning words equals more press & money, er, I mean equality, & how racism doesn't work when you film it and get a gun pulled on you... Jam Of The Week: Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades Recommended Listening: Joe...

It's covid season.  Again.  Two dads enter to bullshit, one passes out the end.  Things we "cover" while killing livers:  poppa Bush's cronies supporting Biden, Chuck E. Cheese goes down, another google product used to spy on you, games & comics get me too'd, fireworks in neighborhoods. Article links:  1, 2, 3, 4, & 5. Jam Of The Week: Run The Jewels - JU$T Recomme...

This doesn't taste like pineapple, it tastes like tetrahydrogestrinone...  Also blathered about:  qualified immunity, COVID-19 mutation, Obama actually helping Biden for real instead of imaginary like in Joe's mind, racist logos, and the supreme court actually being human beings.  Don't forget kids, soma isn't a drug it's an app! Jam Of The Week: Photo Ops - Play On Recommended List...

Micheal Vick is the biggest pokemon fan?  Magic: The Gathering cards are racist like the Stars 'N Bars?  Et tu, Colin (Powell)?  These important questions answered and more in this episode.  Fuck your stone fruit! Jam Of The Week: Jackson Browne - Running On Empty Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of Somewhere

We stop talking about a certain global pandemic and talk about a certain global protest.  What does this mean for the world police's police?🤔 Also, we talk out our asses about Australia, Cuba, & why local breweries have such great food.🍻🍔 Jam Of The Week: Ministry - Stigmata Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Experience , The Adventure Zone , How Did This Get Played? , & Middle Of So...

Well...we started out with a lightening round of topics but soon realized everything is about Elon Musk now.  All hail Musk!  Also a story about a fake hairless scrotum used to practice performing testicular cancer screening, why I like Shock Top, and advocating for more female masturbation.  Cheers!🍻 Jam Of The Week: Dead Meadow - Nobody Home Recommended Listening: Joe Rogan Exper...