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Is Tommy Wiseau man, alien, or vampire? Where's all his money come from? Anyway, how's your sex life? We keep the hits rolling and we pull our comments out of our pockets to talk about the real Hollywood movies, Tommy Wiseau's The Room and James Franco's The Disaster Artist! Oh hai, listeners! As promised here's a link to The Room video game: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307 This week...

Did video kill the porno star? Do YOU got the touch? What does it feel like to get curb-stomped by roller skates? On our first episode of 2018, we penetrate Paul Thomas Anderson's 70's/80's porn extravaganza film, Boogie Nights! Here's to new beginnings! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Abby Cooke Roasters: Pepper Hambrick & Kacie Rahm Keep up with 24 Flames Per Se...

Do snowflakes have atmosphere? If your heart grows three sizes at once, should you see a doctor? Where are you, Christmasssss? On this episode, we roast the veritable beast that is the 2000 tiny-nosed anti-Christmas film, How The Grinch Stole Christmas! This is the final episode of 2017, thanks for a great first half of our first year! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defen...

What kind of parents name their children: "Grover Dill" and "Scut Farkas"? Would Will abandon his friend, Kwesi, if his tongue was stuck to a flagpole? Did Randy ever put his arms down AGAIN? On this episode, we get our collective tongues stuck to the flagpole that is the quintessential 1983 childhood gun-tastic Christmas film, A Christmas Story! Happy holidays from 24 Flames Per Second! This week...

How would you react if you found out your father was a space-Hitler wizard? Do they serve Colt .45 malt liquor in Cloud City? If you can't handle Yoda at his worst, do you deserve him at his best? On this episode, we split from our friends for the Dagobah systems that lurks amidst the 1980 spoiler-tastic follow-up to your favorite space western opera, Empire Strikes Back! This week's panel: Hosts:...

Do you think Buddy got his steps in walking all the way from the North Pole to New York City? In what units does Santa measure Christmas cheer? What WAS that guy's favorite color? On this episode, we march hundreds of miles for the World's Best Cup Of Coffee that is the 2003 elf-man-baby Will Ferrell vehicle, Elf! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Amy Gang Roasters:...

Are there child labor laws in Halloweentown? What is Sally made out of? What does St. Patrick's Day town look like? On this episode, we open up the holiday door in the nameless holiday forest that is the 1993 "Is it a Halloween or a Christmas movie?", A Nightmare Before Christmas! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Ian Coleman & Aaron Clark K...

Can pets be your friends?? Do you know where YOUR magic poop scratch spot is? What was louder in this movie: Jake Gyllenhaal's voice -or- his outfit? On this episode, we shout "Okja!" loudly over and over repeatedly while running everywhere, chasing our best pet friend through the whole entire world in the 2016 takedown of all things meat, Okja! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Kevin Co...

Is the actual main character in this movie... America?? How many ways to cook shrimp ARE there? Is life indeed, a box of chocolates? On this episode, we run, run, and run some more straight at the 1994 historical American rewritten history retrospective extravaganza the stigmatizes war, mental health, urination, and large gums, Forrest Gump! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson...

How far does a million dollars really go, how much can you REALLY buy with one million dollars? How many ways are there to skin a cat? Would you think that an FBI-agent-undercover-as-a-banker could do basic math - because 11 plus 6 still doesn't equal 18? On this episode, we cash in on the 1994 pro-capitalist Macintosh commercial marauding under the guise of a harmless coming-of-age film, Blank Ch...

Do you think that maybe if the Frost Giants would have paid their power bills to Asgard that they would have just turned their lights back on for them? How long IS an Odinsleep? Maybe Odin lied to Loki his whole life because he thought, "Well, he's the God of mischief and maybe he just likes that sorta thing?" On this episode, we take the Bifrost straight to Odin's Asgardian front door, but stop b...

Do you believe in any of this voodoo bullshit? Is it a party foul to destroy the ONLY computer game in Antarctica? How fast does a dog have to run to outrun Norwegian gunfire? On this episode, we dissect the frozen carcass and subsequently destroy our own Antarctic base in John Carpenter's 1982 body snatcher thriller, The Thing! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwe...

Is the baby sick? How DO you cut up regular chickens? You find a disembodied head in the middle of the street, do you: A) take it to an eraser factory, or B) do literally anything else with it? On this episode, we cut up the tiny chickens and get with the sexy neighbor that is David Lynch's 1977 exploration of parenthood, Eraserhead! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense...

Would you just give me a second to be scientific? Where did all the honeybees go? Hot dogs get a pretty bad rap, don't you think? On this episode, we flee from the city and into the plant-ridden countryside of M. Night Shyamalan's 2008 plant-murder contemporary killer, The Happening! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Ian Coleman Roasters: Reilley Scott & Sammi Firma...

How many birds hitting a window does it take to break glass? Is the worst first date ever a literal MURDER of crows? Would you drive an hour and a half up the California coast from San Francisco to deliver two specially ordered love birds as an elaborate revenge prank on this guy you barely even know, who you randomly met at a pet shop? On this episode, we linger outside a schoolhouse while crows...

Do you play ball like a girl? What do you have, just 98 cents lying around at home? Do you wanna s'more? On this episode, we pop on the film guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher, the 1993 summer favorite, The Sandlot! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kacie Rahm Roasters: Amy Gang & Ian Coleman Keep up with 24 Flames Per Second: Email: 24flamespod@gma...

Is there a Chinese family in your bathroom right now? Is Zoe Deschanel some kind of evil demon woman? Are you listening to The Smiths? On this episode, we slip into a listening booth as Summer fades into Autumn and we debate the merits of the 2009 unofficial IKEA commercial, (500) Days Of Summer! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Jacob Foltz Roasters: Kwesi Phillips...

Is everything blankets? Would you say platonic metaphysics are more optimistic than existential nihilism? How am I not myself? On this episode, we do our best to reckon our own existence while we check out the part of the blanket that is David O. Russel's 2004 film, I Heart Huckabees! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: JonBoy McCollum Roasters: Brian Toews & Ben Scot...

If Henry Cavill walked into a bar and he WASN'T Superman, would you still try to pick a fight with him? Does Lois Lane always know where Clark Kent is? Is Zack Snyder the worst director of all time? On this episode, we try our Clark Kent best to outrun the speeding bullet that is the 2013 Superman reboot, Man Of Steel! This week's panel: Host: Robert Speewack Defense: Cody Olsen Roasters: Will Pau...

Is Spy Kids 2 full of shit... ake mushrooms? How many watches does it take to tell time? Do you think God stays in Heaven because, he too, lives in fear of what he's created? On this episode, we dive as deep as the center of a volcano that takes an endless amount of time to fall towards, the 2002 Robert Rodriguez follow-up to the landmark child-sized original, Spy Kids 2! This week's panel: Host:...

How many times would you drive between Texas and Wyoming for love? If Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal have sex in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Brokeback Mountain: how gay IS it? On this episode, we herd many sheep and opinions through the emotional rolling mountain plains that is the controversial (?) 2005 homosexual romance, Brokeback Mountain! This week's pan...

Is Ancient Egyptian the one true religion? If the Book of the Living is made out of gold, what's the Book of the Dead made out of? How many scarabs does it take to get to the center of a human? On this episode, we pry open the sarcophagus and unleash the waves of terrible plagues upon the 1999 Brendan Fraser remake of The Mummy! This week's panel: Host: Robert Speewack Defense: Will Paulson Roaste...

Are criminals hot? Are YOU username LadiesMan217? Is this film more than meets the eye? On this episode, we fly out of the sand on top of Michael Bay's first robot-sword stab at a live-action adaptation of the 1980's cartoon adaptation of the hit robot vehicle toys, Transformers! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Kwesi Phillips Roasters: Mario Orallo & Brian Toews K...

How many Bothans does it take to recover the plans to a Death Star? Is Jyn paper-thin? Does Director Krennic look... like a BITCH? On this episode, we push and shove our way through the atmospheric gate above Scarif in the Star Wars prequel that everyone DIDN'T completely hate, Rogue One! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Scott Calvert & JonBoy McCollum Roasters: Ma...

How dumb does Christopher Nolan think we REALLY are? Is David Bowie the most magical part of this movie? Whose accent is worse: Michael Caine's or Christian Bale's? On this episode, we rake our canes across Tesla's electric fence and stuff bullets down the trick guns of Christopher Nolan's magician drama, The Prestige! This week's panel: Hosts: Robert Speewack & Will Paulson Defense: Lauren March...