2 Girls on a Bench the Podcast

Ep. 126 Bench Unplugged Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have a special guest – Toph of This Week Today and Armchair Radio – here to discuss one of our favorite films Shaun of the Dead for #AllTheHorror. Watch out folks, we might be taking our kazoos on the road….   Toph’s shows: This Week Today @ThisWeekPod and Armchair...

Ep. 125 Mushy Cookie Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have some All the Horror event info for you, a snack that does NOT go over well, and a list… kind of. Promo for @FlicksXRayed   **Don’t forget – leave a review on itunes & get a kazoo through October!**   Follow @AllTheHorror18 to keep up to date with the latest spook...

Ep. 124 Just a Poe Boy - FLASHBACK Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We’ve been doing ALL THE HORROR since 2018, and here’s a flashback to that first October, with our best bud Drew from @ReelFeelsPod. Since we will be covering another Cusack flick this year with Drew, we wanted to take a little trip down memory lane! **Don’t forg...

Ep. 123 Beer on the Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we read your September #BenchWriteClub and they are ALL soooo gooood. There might be singing and there is one horrible accent (sorry Gemma). Don’t forget – leave a review & get a kazoo through October!   BENCHWRITECLUB Participants: Here’s the prompt: Write a scene...

Ep. 122 BONUS McD-Wiki Welcome to the bench… ADJACENT! You know, on the side of our regularly planned and super organized programming. This is a bit of what you would find for only $1 a month on Patreon. Tonight, we go down a rabbit hole into McDonaldland history and talk about all the characters. It’s our McD-Wiki!   BENCHWRITECLUB DUE September 10th Here’s the prompt: Write a scene that includes...

Ep. 121 So Organized  |  Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we talk movies but without any real information, snack on a lot of coffee and write. Thank you Benchlings and Patreons and our Intern Mel for your support – we love you.   BENCHWRITECLUB DUE September 10th Here’s the prompt: Write a scene that includes the number 100...

Ep. 120 Interview with a Writer Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time to have a real live writer on the bench, our friend Lorna Clarke Osunsanmi, who has worked on shows like Hemlock Grove, The Path, All American and Get Him to the Greek! She’s got stories, and advice and joined us for a writing prompt. We did have a power o...

Ep 119 Remembering Bruce Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This week we take a pause on our usually super structured show (HA) to stroll back through our 20s, and remember our dear friend and brother, Bruce. Find us everywhere here! Follow and subscribe to the Podfix Network : https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep. 118 Hot Pocket Moms Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we travel back to a time of roaches, listen to Siana rant about a bad Lifetime movie, take credit for all the things that our kids think are new (we thought of them all in the 90s) and then circle around to Martha Stewart. Oh, and we write!   PROMO: #MelBrooks of the...

Ep. 117 Taco Drunk Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today the tacos defeated us, but somehow we stumble through… this entire episode should probably be an outtake! Also… tell us on FB or Twitter – how do YOU eat your corn?   Promo for the Podfix Network   Shoutouts to: Granny Sue, all our fans in Greece and to MexBaby on Soundclo...

Ep. 116 Humble Farmer Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time for #BenchWriteClub, a lot of shows-we-are-bingeing-chat, and of course SNACKS.   Promo for Down To Folk , from the Podfix Network   #BenchWriteClub writers: : @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8  @HRHammer Chad Brockbrader Madison S.   Find us everywhere here ! Follow and s...

Episode 3 – Lucy’s Seance BONUS!! Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today Lucy discovers numerology and dives into some other worldly shenanigans with a séance – led by Madame Ethel, of course.   Find us everywhere here !   Follow and subscribe to the Podfix Network : https://podfixnetwork.com/

Ep. 115 Click Bait Magic Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we drink our snack after muddling some mint. We announce our #BenchWriteClub for July, cheat on our diet, and put a call out for some new writers to join in the fun!   Check out the latest episode of Down To Folk , from the Podfix Network – to hear another Bench Cros...

Ep. 114 Murder of Crows | Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Again, a few audio issues, but we muscle through and even write! A very special thank you to everyone who joined us during the LiveStreamfortheCure - it was amazing!   Shout out to Nick of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen and #MoonShineforDrew Drew of @ReelFeelsPod   Check out Episod...

Ep 2 – Lucy and the Quiz Show Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today, Lucy needs to really think out of the box to earn some extra money to pay all the bills. Will it work?   Patreon content is FREE for May https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench   Find us everywhere here !   Follow and subscribe to the Podfix Network : https://po...

Ep. 113 Wrecking the Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode may be our wrecking ball, you’ve been warned – audio issues, perhaps too much vodka and general chaos! It’s time for LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE – LIVE on TWITCH starting at 6pm ET – GO NOW!   Promo for the 5th Annual Livestream for the Cure , led by the amazing Ni...

Ep 1 – Lucy’s Murder Mystery -  Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be hosting exclusively for Patreon. We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find and break them down. Give this a listen and leave us a like or comment if you are interested in hearing more!   Patreon content is FREE in May ht...

Ep. 112 FLASHBACK to Knob Guide FLASHBACK time! Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! Also, there’s a knob collection happening…   All our Merch proceeds for May will be donated to...

Ep. 111 Bar of Meat Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have lots of announcements, snacks and maybe a little bit of writing. Also, you read that right, a bar of meat.   FREE PATREON content for the month of MAY: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench   Promo for the 5th Annual Livestream for the Cure , led by the amazing N...

Welcome to the bench 3 years ago - FLASHBACK! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench! We have officially survived our first slumber party, and include the girls on a special #snackbook featuring @popsecret – with a special shout out for the samples! Don’t worry, we only subject you to the kids for a few minutes. Believe us – it’s enough!   Siana...

Ep. 110 Punk Rock Cookie Jar Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Only we could possibly talk both punk rock and camp songs in the same episode, and of course, there’s all kinds of nuts on the bench, as usual.   #BenchWriteClub THANK YOU to @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8  @HRHammer @BrookReadingPod This month we are partnering with Down...

Ep. 109 Farm Team Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Somehow we use an old baseball reference, even though we aren’t that sporty. We snack and work on a number of tee-shirt designs, if you want one check out our new merch shop here !   #BenchWriteClub April Challenge! This month we are partnering with Down To Folk , from the Podfix...

Ep. 108 Folky Town featuring Shari Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and mostly write… mostly. Today we have so much for you! Deviled eggs… Down to Folk #BenchWriteClub challenge and special guest, Psychic Medium and friend of the bench, Shari Dworkin-Smith.   Promo for Down To Folk , from the Podfix Network  -  Submit your 2-3 pag...

Ep. 107 Deviled Egg Cult Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go back to our Peep wars from last year, with a surprising result. We also go deep into cult-chat, zoom stuff, more nuts, soundtracks and some zoom stuff. Oh, and we write, then immediately get distracted by mini-habits, of course. It’s a writing podcast after all...

Ep. 106 Awful Chaffle Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are here to make sure you really buckle down on your Jurassic Park knowledge, tell you more about our carb-less snacks and reward the #BenchWriteClub March participants with a special song!   #BenchWriteClub song dedicated to: @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8  @HRHammer  ...