Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Comedy EN ↓ 218 episodes

2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying,  high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh. Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com Leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode! -----------------------------------------...

Author

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Oct 15, 2025

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Episodes

P*ssynapping with Uncle Lazer (@uncle_lazer) 24.10.2023

WOOOO MAMA! We had on a DOOZY of a guest today, folks. We had the ONE, the ONLY!!!! Uncle m'f Lazer on the podcast. We get into his start in comedy, discuss how he's headlining as a newer comic, his experience on Kill Tony, and how he bought his mom a car way back when. Stranglers, p*ssy-napping, and threesomes galore! Make sure to catch Uncle Lazer on tour this year,  he's a killer...

Chic-Fil-A Threesome?? ft. Alexas Morgan 17.10.2023

WHAT AN EPISODE! Today, we have on Alexas Morgan, host of the Fanbus, a wild podcasting experience where things can get real....dirty... We chat about her experience as a pageant child, her craziest fan experience, what she looks for in a man, and we find out what exactly the perfect d*ck size is. Find More of Alexas Here: https://www.instagram.com/alexas.morgan/ 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT PODCAST LIIIIIVEEE...

Welcome to God's Butthole with J.B. Ball 10.10.2023

GOOOOOD MORNING, YA FILTHY F'N STONERS! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Coming off the successful launch of his special 'It's My Privilege,' we are joined by the hilarious stand up comedian, actor, writer, and producer - J.B. Ball. We dive into our hot takes this episode, and discuss god's butthole, why men shouldn't be ass men, J.B.'s presidential campa...

You Can't Handle the Truth! w/Brittany Brave 03.10.2023

Gooood morning, boys and girls! We have the lovely Brittany Brave on promoting her headlining show at Laugh Boston - you can catch us all there on 10/8 in Boston, MA! We get into friendships, catty people, narcissists, and dating horror stories this episode. You can find Brittany Brave here! https://www.instagram.com/brittanybrave/?hl=en 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT PODCAST LIIIIIVEEE SHOW COMING UP!!! October...

Can Men Fake it? ft. Jae Midnite 26.09.2023

Happy Tuesday, and welc*m back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt! Today, we have on our friend and fellow comedian, Jae Midnite. We laugh, we roast, we eat d*cks. We determine if shelter is the only reason a woman would have s*x, is Jae really a retired f boy, and can MEN fake it??? You can find Jae here! https://www.instagram.com/mr.midnite.vip/ 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT PODCAST LIIIIIVEEE SHOW COMING...

W*t Pussy Problems (W.P.P.) 19.09.2023

GOOOD MORNING STON*RS! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Do body builders use butt plugs to enhance form? What are coregasms? We chat about Jaime's NYFW walk, doing comedy in NYC, how losing friends can be heartbreaking, and are we telepathic?? 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT PODCAST LIIIIIVEEE SHOW COMING UP!!! October 25th at the Miami Improv, buy your tix now, ya filthy f'n stoners....

A Bunch of Hot Guys and a Hairy Puss 12.09.2023

We are coming to you LIIIVE from NEW YORK CITY, baby! This episode is up a little late because of technical difficulties, thanks for being patient, guys! We talk about narcissistic families, what's going on in our lives, and figure out if girls with dirty bongs have good puss. (hint: they do.) 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT PODCAST LIIIIIVEEE SHOW COMING UP!!! October 25th at the Miami Improv, buy your tix...

Is S*x Embarrassing? 05.09.2023

Helllloooo, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. WHAT IS UP, PARTY PEOPLE! On today's episode, we discover what men do not know about women... Discuss how embarrassing sex is and see how can you tell when a man has "cooked" for long enough? WE HAVE A LIIIIIVEEE SHOW COMING UP!!! October 25th at the Miami Improv, buy your tix now, sl00ts! https://www.miamiimprov.com/shows/232677 The...

Harold and Becky F*ck a Cult 29.08.2023

Helllloooo, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Today on the podcast, we're getting zooted and talking about love bombing, accepting where people are at, the Maui fires, have a tried and true stoney baloney session, and dish tea. HIGH guys! We're smoking on The Flowery, if you're looking for legal green in Miami, Clearwater, or Jacksonville, check out the website below! The Flowery...

Brad Williams and the Seven Dwarfs 22.08.2023

Helllloooo, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Today on the podcast, we have comedian Brad Williams, one of the most in-demand comedians working today, Brad has appeared on “ The Tonight Show ,” “ Jimmy Kimmel Live ,” and in the films “ Little Evil,” “Mascots ,” and “ Reno 911: It’s A Wonderful Heist .” We discuss the controversy about the new Snow White movie, talk about dwarf fetishes, and how...

Rachel Wolfson (Jackass): Funny is a Power 15.08.2023

Hello, ya filthy f'n stoners! Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on Rachel Wolfson, an Austin-based standup comedian. Born in Las Vegas, Nevada, Rachel began her comedy career in LA in 2016 and since then has toured the country with her brand of high humor. You can see her in the fourth installment of the Jackass franchise “Jackass Forever” as a new cast member. We get incredibly b@ked togethe...

Ryan Pownall on If It's Gay to J*rk Off With Your Boys 08.08.2023

Get ready to get SAUCY with the host of Pillow Talk with Ryan, Ryan Pownall on this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Ryan has revolutionised the podcast game with his hilarious podcast which goes in DEPTH into the adult industry. We chat about how he got his start, industry tea, what went down with his former co-host, and his most IMPORTANT piece of business advice. We're (the...

Coke Bottles in the Ass?! ft. the DocTok Podcast 01.08.2023

Happy Tuesday, ya filthy f'n stoners! Meet Dr. AJ and Dr. MJ, two brothers who are passionate about healthcare and helping people. Not only are they talented doctors, but they also host a popular podcast that combines humor, entertainment, and education. What's the best way to clean your butthole? Do doctors recommend (legal) cannabis consumption? What are the worst patient pet peeves? O...

2 Girls 1 Shit Talk 25.07.2023

Hello f*lthy fn stoners! We're back with another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. this week we dive into relationship issues, mental health, and all around high-deas. We're smoking on bud from The Flowery in Florida, we're LEGALLL baby!! If you have any needs for leaf in Jacksonville, Clearwater, or Miami, make sure to check out The Flowery! Check out The Flowery: https://shorturl.at/imD...

Eiffel Towered in Paris with @jennuhjane 18.07.2023

The girls chat with Jenna about her wild s*x adventures, her little B*tch Boy Army, how she got Eiffel Towered IN Paris, and we get deep as we talk childhood trauma, mental health, all amidst the fun stuff. This episode gets dirty as we discuss cream p*es, our favorite p*rns, what Jenna's favorite fetish*s are, and being caught while having sex. "Sharing is caring, on god." - Jenna...

Spit C*m in His Face with @Damnhomie11 11.07.2023

Damnhomie11 is an American social media personality, a social media influencer and a content creator in the comedy niche. Mya makes hilarious relatable videos under the pen name @damnhomie11.  Guys, this episode was absolutely INSANE! We talked about Damnhomie11 being roofied, her most disrespectful move towards a man, how to find out if your man is cheating, and tips and tricks on how to NOT be s...

Is Not Eating Ass a Deal Breaker? ft. Franco Harris 04.07.2023

GOOOOOD MORNING!!!! Today we have on comedian, Franco Harris.  Growing up in South Florida to immigrant parents, Franco is a storyteller who weaves in between past and present. One minute you're laughing and then next minute you're leaning in to hear a life lesson. We talk about the best way to ask out a lady, what percent of men will actually fully understand you, how comedians prepare...

Limewire P*rn Surprises with Brandon Trusso 27.06.2023

GOOOOOD MORNING!!!! Today we have on comedian, Brandon Trusso. Originally from Buffalo, NY, Brandon Trusso made his way into the comedy scene in 2007 and has since opened for acts such as Ralphie May, Jessimae Peluso, Brad Williams, Rich Vos, Andrew Schulz, Vic DiBetteto, Jen Kirkman, and Adam Ray. The ladies get into sobriety, setting intentions, crazy girlfriends, and how rock bottoms can lead t...

Mr. Rogers and Michael Lenoci 20.06.2023

Happy Tuesday, ya lil filthy stoners!! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, today we have on comedian Michael Lenoci.  Michael Lenoci is a stand-up comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles, CA.  Recently, Michael appeared on the hit television show “The Mick” on FOX and the “Goatface Comedy Special” on Comedy Central. Along with touring, Michael also has his own podcast ‘Life with Lenoci.' The...

Thilly Goofy Mood 13.06.2023

Goood morning, our high little friends! On today's episode, the ladies try out a new edible....tea drink and get absolutely roasted. The ladies rant about ubers, Jaime dukes it out over "her guys," we decide whether or not we want to know how we die, and once again... Emily dies first in conversation. Ya filthy f'n stoners, if you could leave us a 5 star written review on Apple...

Death Sex Chicken with Brad Stoll 06.06.2023

How do bras work? What are the sluttiest days of the week? Is McDonald's the best fast food in the biz? This week we have on comedian Brad Stoll, an LA based comic who is multi-faceted and multi talented. We get into some comedy advice, how dating works in LA, his near death experiences, and some HOT hot hot takes. Ya filthy f'n stoners, if you could leave us a 5 star written review on A...

Trophy Husbands and Conspiracy Theories ft. Comedian Chris Renois 30.05.2023

What is UP, ya filthy f'n stoners! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt pod. Today, we have on Miami-based comedian, Chris Renois, who is known for his comedy skits, crowd work skills, and hilarious wit. Who would win in a fight between Jaime and Emily? Where have petitions gone since Trump became president? Why are we going to hell? Is Zuck a lizard person? Chris gets into his...

Chandelier Showers, Fruit Roll Ups + Chlamydia Love 23.05.2023

Happy freakin' Tuesday, ya filthy stoners! On today's episode, Jaime and Emily talk chlamydia love, fruit roll up scandals, what it truly means to be a patriot, and the cringiest shit we ever did for men. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://insta...

Therapy Sessions ft. Janelle Draper 16.05.2023

Goooooood morning, ya filthy f'n stoners! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt pod. Today we have on comedian Janelle Draper, a Boston stand up comic now based in LA, who's killing it on tour around the country. She started doing stand-up in LA when she was an NBC Page working on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” We get deep on this episode, discussing our upbringing, codep...

President Dwayne The Rock Johnson ft. Comedian Max Manticof 09.05.2023

Happy f'n Tuesday, ya filthy st0ners! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, today we have on Max Manticof, stand up comedian, and host of the No Facts with Max podcast. We get into a wide variety of topics, as we explore which celebrity would be the best president, slang from New York, why Max would slap a French man any day of the week, and more on this week's episode. Che...

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