2 Black Girls, 1 Rose

We're FINALLY done! The beach is closed, and Bachelor in Paradise has come to an end. There are so MANY delirious laughs in this one, we hope you guys enjoy it. AND We're team #nodaysoff, because Ready to Love recaps are coming soon (Make sure you catch up on Season 1)! But for now, we chat about... 3 Fantasy Suites....and Nicole and Clay  Blake's Roast in the hot seat  Exactly how annoying Jordan...

Sooooo we thought this was the Paradise finale. Welp, we were wrong. But we're finally nearing the end and every couple is being tested....except for Hannah (allegedly) and Dylan who are madly in love. In this episode, we discuss: - Caelynn's horrible life decision - Connor and Whitney's whack and unnecessary love story #JusticeforSydney - Whack Matt Donald's shallow ass - Demi going through it -...

The women took the power SERIOUSLY this week on Paradise! Between Tayshia putting JPJ in his place, basically sending Derek back to NYC, and Angela cleaning UP on the beach, there was plenty of drama to discuss.   Tayshia taking control of her love triangle Sydney + Matt's first kiss Derek's Departure Why Clay is the Becky of the Beach Blake's sudden love for Kristina 🙄 ...AND MORE!   SUPPORT US...

Another week in paradise and new people are still arriving at the beach! JPJ juggles two new arrivals while still head over heels in love with Tayshia who actually has her eye on Derek. In the end, we head to Gospel Chris and Krystal's wedding where all the drama comes to a head. In this episode, we discuss: - WTF was going on with Tahzjuan? - Dean's continued fuckboy tendencies - Kristina getting...

We honestly didn't know if this episode would EVER end! FINALLY, we were able to break down the few GEMS in this episode:  Blake's 18th chance at love  Onkeyka's paradise struggles and self-elimination (you KNOW a soapbox moment is here- starting at 39:11 only on Patreon!)  Demi + Derek + Kristian's everlasting, ubiquitous, omnipresent love triangle Dylan's UNDYING love for Hanah G  ...AND MORE! ...

It's time for week 2 of Paradise and the Blake love decagon is still unfolding. We find out that lil miss Hannah ain't so innocent and is actually rather trifling and Mike Johnson makes his grand arrival to the beach! In this episode, we discuss: - Hannah G's trifling ways - Tayshia’s necessary confrontation - Big Mike’s long awaited Bachelor edit - The “non-big-surprise” reveal of Hannah and Blak...

Drinking contest: how many people said "this is the best/worst night of my life" over these past two episodes? We're only 2 episodes in and we're HOOKED on Bachelor in Paradise this season!  In this episode, we discuss:  Blake + Kristina + Caelynn drama on the beach  Blake + Caelynn drama on the GRAM Tayshia and Hannah, the Pimps of Paradise  The first three Paradise dates Annaliese's comeback  Wh...

The men of Hannah's season are FINALLY here, and we dissect every SINGLE one of them. Despite our low expectations for Hannah's season, ABC gave us some great bios on these guys! We talk about:   Who will get the first impression rose  Who we think isn't here for the right reasons Who's gimmick will work on Hannah B, and on us Who just looks plain ol' suspicious  Who's going home night one AND ALL...

We're back everybody!! At least for now... In honor of ABC's airing of The Bachelorette Reunion, we decided to do a walk down memory lane and discuss our top 10 most memorable moments from the season belonging to the only Bachelorette who truly matters...Rachel Lindsay! In this episode, we: - Catch up on what we've been up to over the break - Discuss some exciting black news - Chat about our plans...

What a season! We've gone through all of the ups and downs with Colton on his journey for love, and it's finally come to this: an extremely typical ending with just enough plot twists to keep us on the edge of our seats.  We discuss:  Hannah G and Tayshia's breakups Hannah G and Tayshia's time in the hotseat   Colton's waves of emotions throughout this painful four hour finale  Cassie Meets the Pa...

Time to get to the bottom of all the catty drama on this season of The Bachelor! Who's here for the right reasons? Who's vying for Bachelorette? Where's Elyse? We recap it all with our homegirl Ashley Spivey! We discuss: - Was Oneyka bullying Nicole? - Katie finally spilling the tea on the Cassie/Caelynn Bachelorette convo - Demi burying Courtney - Why we're not watching Hannah B as Bachelorette -...

This episode was a DOOZY…. Not only did we have a TON of thoughts about this episode right after watching, but we came up with numerous theories while recording!    WHY did Colton signed up for this show?  WHY has Colton never been….ANYWHERE?  Tayshia’s REAL Fantasy Suite date Colton confessing his love to Cassie…who isn’t even into him THE FENCE JUMP ….and MORE!   SUPPORT THE PODCAST We got merch...

It's time for hometowns y'all! It's been a minute since we've been to a black hometown and Tayshia's dad did not disappoint....Happy Black History Month sir! In this episode, we're joined by our friends Geneva and Justine from the Escape to Reality podcast who are newbies to #BachelorNation and we chop it up about reality TV before diving into the recap (starts at 25:25). We discuss: - Caelynn's s...

This emotional, crazy, bitchy, MESSY episode had us talkin' this week! These girls were playing Colton like a FIDDLE on this week's episode, and we are here to dissect it all.    Tayshia spilling the tea to Colton  Caelynn's 1:1 Date, and her "confronting" Tayshia 🤨 Hannah B's tragic 1:1 date, from her meeting Colton's parents (with a glimpse of Colton's spicy zaddy) to her elimination  Heather s...

This episode was a straight up slaughter! 5 girls went home. Meanwhile, 4 blonde 22-year-old clones are still out here snagging roses and one-on-one dates all over town. *side eye to Colton* In this episode, we discuss: - Hannah G's boring ass date - Demi and Katie beating the shit out of each other - Tayshia being a queen - Sydney's ominous goodbye - FINALLY....Kirpa! - Demi's epic fail - How the...

This week was a JUICY one (finally!). Colton and the ladies make a stop in Thailand for even more awkward and romantic adventures, epic dates, makeout sessions, tears, and a whole bunch of catfights.  We dive into:  - Heather's 1:1 date--the good, the horrendous and the awkward  - Elyse's grand (and unfortunate) send-off  -The Nicole/Onyeka feud  -Cassie's horribly edited 1:1 date, WHY it was such...

This week's episode was QUITE the episode. First and foremost, shoutout to Caelynn for her brave testimony about her harrowing sexual assault, inspiring viewers across America with her strength and resilience! Aside from Caelynn, we were met with another week of mess. In this episode, we cover: - Tayshia's one on one date & PLOT TWIST - The biggest group date yet - Who the hell is Cassie??? - Demi...

Phew; we made it through one of the most BORING episodes we've ever seen, but ya girls are here to spice it up! This episode we chat about:  The Hannah B vs. Caelynn feud (#teamCaelynn) The two pseudo-women-empowerment group dates WHY and HOW we are STILL #teamDemi Elyse and Colton's 1:1 date, featuring those damn double doors  Was Colton Makin' Moves? Did ANYONE get an Invite to the Cookout??  An...

Wow, what an episode! Not only do we hear Colton's virgin story another 85,000 times, but we also begin to realize just HOW young these girls are! What show are we watching again?! In this episode, we discuss: - The storytelling group date - Demi and her deliciously trifling ways - Our love for elyse - Hannah B's whackness and her whack ass one-on-one - The summer camp Gymboree date - The Hannah B...

We're officially BACK everybody!! We are so ready for this Bachelor season, and the hot, steaming mess that's coming along with it. In this episode we discuss:   Every girl's limo entrance Who we're Inviting to the Cookout  Who's the Becky of the Week  Our newest segment...MAKIN MOVES!  Predictions for the season Some EXCITING announcements... AND MORE! Location of the Watch Party on February 4th:...

During our 1.5 month hiatus, ALOT of shit went down in #BachelorNation. In this episode, we recap all the mess, including: - Kaitlyn and Shawn's breakup - The Kaitlyn and Jason rumors - Peter and Nikki Bella, Vanessa, and Bibiana - Tia's new man - Chris Soules' guilty plea - Ben & Ashley I. starting shit with Tia - Lauren G. on Facebook's Relationshipped - Bachelor Vietnam finale mess - Bachelor G...

We're back for ANOTHER episode this week! ABC dropped the bios for one of the most diverse casts in Bachelor Nation history, and we are HERE. FOR. IT. Ashley Spivey sits down with us and we chat about all the ladies, one by one. We also have a few side chats about our favorite books and TV shows...stay tuned! 🤗   SUPPORT THE PODCAST We got merch y'all! Tshirts, tanks, sweatshirts, mugs, totebags,...

We sit down with one of our Bachelor Nation faves: the amazingly woke, incredibly well-spoken, beautiful inside and out Ashely Spivey! We had the pleasure of interviewing her in-person over wine and chocolate, and she spilled the TEA about:   Her stories about her time on The Bachelor How she broke The Garrett Kushner Story (and how Becca feels about it 👀) Her investigation into Lincoln's sexual...

It's HERE! We sat down and had a candid, eye-opening conversation with John Graham AKA Venmo John (and self-proclaimed "whasian") about everything going on inside--and outside--of The Bachelor bubble. We discuss:  His strategy behind pimpin' in paradise  Who was on his shortlist for Bachelor in Paradise?  His connection (or lack thereof) with Becca on The Bachelorette How did he feel about being c...

This is our second week of our "Nice for What to These Niggas" series! We break down five major dating/relationship themes we saw on Bachelor in Paradise this season and chat about how they come up in our own lives. We tell some juicy stories of our own and give you guys practical solutions on how to get through some of these tough situations.  Dating with Ulterior Motives Desperation and love Do...