15 | A Film Review Podcast

Luke and Dan review: the colourisation of Luke's face when he hears Americans attempt to pronounce niche; a spin-off the world needed, in which an addiction-driven Cookie Monster roams the dingy underbelly of Sesame Street for a starter-bag of Marylands; and the reason why, at the age of 59, Ralph Fiennes inexplicably has a six-pack. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed wit...

Luke and Dan review: Dan's attempt to desperately scramble around to find ten films that he actually enjoyed last year. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Dan's Letterboxd account .

Luke and Dan review: Paul Thomas Anderson's blatant attempt to cross the  odd-food Rubicon and infringe on the turf already monopolised by Luke's ingenious tuna croissants. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Dan's Letterboxd account .

Luke and Dan review: what a defiant dwarf and a terrified gynaecologist have in common; and Katie McCann's difficult second album. Click here to watch instead. Here is the article Dan was waffling on about.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Dan's Letterboxd account .

Luke and Dan review: TRIN's attempt at the world's shortest conga line; if muscle contractions were mutually assured destruction; and what happens when you let washed-up TV actors (ft. John Cleese's pot-belly) run wild with Netflix's wallet. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's...

Luke and Dan review: what Luke would be called if he had wandering eyes for his sister; how Dan's father describes his swift exit; and what Ratzinger's cardinals called the alter boy selection process. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Da...

Luke and Dan review: the only day of the year where you can dress up as Colonel Gaddafi and have a drink bought for you; what Katie Price tells Harvey when he asks about his face; and how the post box would have read if Little Red Riding Hood didn’t pull off one of the biggest sporting upsets of all time. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions...

Luke and Dan review: a flippant pun-orientated horologist's response to their doctor's terminal diagnosis; and the anti-nominative determinism film which missed an open goal by being released in October.  Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's...

Luke and Dan review: if the blue pill keeps you suspended in a tantalising reality and the red one makes your knob drop off, guess which one had the directors foaming at the f*cking mouth like Pavlov's dogs; after reading the title, Daniel Day-Lewis was expecting a slightly different period piece; and Bowie's fate mirrored that of the Cretan Minotaur after it was uncovered that 'Oh!...

Luke and Dan review: the wildly misjudged vagrant theme park; Disney’s chance to finally rebalance the scales on their egregious rose-tinted portrayal of Dalmatians; and what Eva Braun’s chin called an unwanted blowjob. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here&a...

Luke and Dan review: their offer to work pro bono to help Al Pacino eviscerate his kebab-churning Colne-based namesake; the noise Oscar Pistorius should be hearing; and yet further evidence that the Teller bloodline should really start listening the family’s black sheep, Fortune. Click here to watch instead.  Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys...

Luke and Dan review: the film Keith Floyd turned down after hearing it involved just one shot; Woody ‘It’s Not Technically Incest’ Allen’s stab at being a weatherman; and the maritime mystery of a dreamboat’s fascination with surfing. Click here to watch instead. Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd acco...

Luke and Dan review: an Amazon Original that’ll have you sifting through the T’s and C’s for the return policy; Daniel Radcliffe’s attempt to once again one-up Rupert Grint, by seeing his Bazooka Hands and raising him; and Cardi B and J Lo’s frustratingly non-alphabetical S.H.I.T. movie. Click here to watch instead. Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against t...

Luke and Dan review: the sixth instalment of a weathered franchise… whilst I’m still here waiting for a Killer Klowns from Outer Space sequel; what the mean streets of Bognor Regis still call the Duchess of Sussex; and a title that has got Enid Blyton f*cking revolving in her grave. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up again...

Luke and Dan review: the time Luke took a Mormon to the school dance; Gary Busey; and Dan’s prom experience… he got raped… in the arse. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Dan's Letterboxd account .

Luke and Dan review: that schnoz-faced dolphin freak minus the Adlington; you can’t spell Melissa McCarthy without party… oh wait… yeah you can you f*cking twonk… don’t both watching this pile of sh*t then; and what you’d get if, instead of going bust, Shelias’ Wheels became the No. 1 trading stock on the FTSE 100. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See...

Luke and Dan review: the reason why the Wayans brothers’ parents don’t talk to them anymore; something black and sticky… “Dan, I’ve been telling you to go see a doctor for weeks”; and a failed abortion’s cinematic doppelganger. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd ac...

Luke and Dan review: well, nothing. But don't worry, instead they bicker whilst picking some of their 'highlights' from the first season. That sounds just as good, right?  For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Dan's Letterbo...

Luke and Dan review: a movie where Candice Bergen and some forgettable hussies go in search of schlong but instead find friendship (and bukkake, they also discover bukkake); a film where a love-struck geek bashes off seven other men only to realise he's straight; and a confined teen keeps an eye out for serial killers in between his self-pleasuring sessions. Wow that's three penis jokes...

Luke and Dan review: a moody Bollywood re-imagining of Liam Neeson's Taken; the namesake of a swine-centric bestiality romp; and David Spade finally puts his name to good use by digging himself an almighty hole with a career-kamikaze mix-up film.  For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's...

Luke and Dan review: the best depiction of kiddy dismemberment since Operation Yewtree seized Jimmy’s laptop; a biopic of your Mam’s dildo (half-man, half-metal); and black culture’s answer to watching Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito’s 1988 classic Twins three times in a row. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up again...

Luke and Dan review: love-wedding-don't repeat-eject-destroy-never speak of again; a needless reboot of Chicken Run; and wham-bam-she's-a-woman-back-in-Suffragette-City (it is a wrestling film, and has nothing to do with David Bowie). Good luck making any sense of that. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against...

Luke and Dan review: a film about amnesia for those that wish they had it; a middle of the road epic for merging traffic enthusiasts; and the filmic representation of erectile dysfunction. For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's Luke's Letterboxd account and here's Dan's Letter...

Luke and Dan review: Adam Sandler's statutory rape magnum opus; a head-in-the-toilet-from-all-that-white-chocolate sickly romp; and the millennials' answer to The Shining. Have you heard of the dirty tap analogy? Well, welcome to Episode 1... For more nonsense: twitter.com/15_pod Support the show Obsessed with films too? See how your opinions match up against the boys'. Here's...