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1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die.

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Twinkle Twinkle - Leah Kate 23.04.2023 37:11

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! "Twinkle Twinkle" by Leah Kate is a monotonous and unimpressive attempt at pop music. The song fails to engage the listener with its uninspired and forgettable melody, lackluster vocals, and simplistic lyrics. The production is also lackluster, failing to create any dynamic shifts or interesting textures to ho...

The Longest Time - Billy Joel (with Sam Bowden) 16.04.2023 1:07:40

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are joined by a good friend of the podcast Sam Bowden to try and help us discover why exactly this band decided to not go "full" sonic. You can also get tickets to his & Aleks Milinkovic's live podcast recording of Whoa, Free Lunch!? at the Factory Theater in May here: https://www.factorytheatre.co...

Closing Time - Semisonic (with Sam Bowden) 09.04.2023 1:01:50

The Sound - The 1975 02.04.2023 50:00

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Most people don't know that this song was based on a horror novel set in 1975. Please read the original blurb below: In 1975, a team of scientists stumbled upon a discovery that would change the course of medical history. Deep in the jungles of South America, they had found the largest heart ever documented. At fir...

I Hate You When You're Drunk - Olly Murs (with Tom Witcombe) 26.03.2023 1:02:59

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We asked our good friend Tom Witcombe to come on the podcast this week to see if he knew who the fuck Olly Murs was. Spoiler alert....he doesn't and we all may or may not have thought that Olly Murs & Reece Mastin were the same person. It makes for great podcasting! Don't miss Tom at the Melbourne & Sy...

Starships (This Song Is Absolute Chaos) 19.03.2023 1:23:29

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are joined by comedian, podcaster and radio host Bec Charlwood ! Get tickets to BOTH of Becs shows at the Sydney Comedy Festival at the links below: BEC CHARLWOOD – GOOD FUNNY BEC CHARLWOOD – TOILET SEAT TIME MACHINE Also, make sure you are following the Dude Cinema podcast with Bec & friend of the podcast Alex J...

Closer (This Song Was Everywhere… And Then Vanished) 12.03.2023 54:56

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! WANTED: Chain Smoking Alcoholic Murderer The Tucson Police Department is currently seeking information on a dangerous individual who has been identified as a chain-smoking alcoholic murderer. This individual is believed to be responsible for a string of violent crimes throughout the Tucson area. The suspect is described...

Kill Bill (This Song Is Way More Unhinged Than It Sounds) 05.03.2023 59:47

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Q/ If SZA killed her boyfriend would she go to jail? A/ Yes, if someone were to kill their partner or anyone else, they could be charged with murder or manslaughter and, if convicted, could face imprisonment depending on the circumstances of the case. The exact charges and sentence that SZA might face would depend on a...

The Miracle (of Joey Ramone) - U2 26.02.2023 1:06:40

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! They didn't respect your digital privacy so why would you assume they would respect your will to live? The only solace we can take from this song is that Joey Ramone didn't live to hear it. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus sh...

Shotgun (This Song Shouldn’t Be This Catchy) 19.02.2023 43:21

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Here are 7 interesting facts about Gabon 1. Gabon has been inhabited for over 400,000 years 2. More than 88% of Gabon is rainforest 3. The equator passes through Gabon 4. 11.25% of the country is protected parkland 5. It’s home to ‘Africa’s last Eden’ 6. It only has one UNESCO World Heritage Site – but it’s a goodun’ 7....

Wannabe (The Biggest Girl Group Song Ever) 12.02.2023 1:11:33

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! "Yo, I'll tell you what I want" "Alright" "What I really, really want" "I'm listening" "So tell me what you want" "Wait, you want to know what I want?" "What you really, really want" "Oh, ok. What I've always wanted is...." &q...

Flowers (This Song Destroyed A Relationship In Real Time) 05.02.2023 40:54

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Miley lists the red flags you must take notice of when dating. They are as follows: 1. They buy themselves flowers 2. They write their name on the sand 3. They talk to themselves for hours 4. They regularly speak in tongues 5. Dance alone in their house 6. Hold the hand of an imaginary friend 7. Compaulsivly masturbate...

Shape of You (This Song Took Over The Entire World) 29.01.2023 59:08

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! It is only a matter of time before our mate Ed becomes one of those artists that vomits onto canvas and makes shapes out of the mixture of stomach bile and blood. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we ac...

The Loneliest Time - Carly Rae Jepsen and Rufus Wainwright 22.01.2023 1:03:28

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Carly Rae Jepson has quit smoking "those" cigarettes and what we get to hear is withdrawals in the form of disco......oh and Rufus Wainwright appears in a nicotine patch fever dream. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, whe...

Yeah! (The Song That Defined A Generation) 15.01.2023 1:23:10

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are constantly asked if any Usher songs will end up on our shit list and we say Yeah! and they say Yeah? and we say Yeah and they say Yeah? and we say Yeah! and they say Yeah? and then Lil Jon pops his head in and says "LET'S GO" so we all follow him but he doesn't actually have anywhere to go so...

Stupid Love (This Didn’t Hit Like It Should Have) 08.01.2023 55:44

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Lady Gaga is a goddamn genius! She condensed the entire synopsis of Forest Gump down to two words. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually love. New episodes every Thursday. Listen free on Patreo...

White Boy Summer - Chet Hanx (with Jackie Hatton) 01.01.2023 1:18:09

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Summer is here! If you're hot, if you're white and if you're a boy then this summer is all for you! We are discussing our favourite Jamaican rapper of 2022, Mr Chet Hanks aka Chet Hanx with the one and only Jackie Hatton. Jackie is a star of Instagram , TikTok , and YouTube and a hilarious stand-up comedi...

Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt (with Radio Mike) 21.12.2022 1:00:29

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! 1950s record label executive: "We need another hit Christmas song this year but its needs to be sexy god dammit.....get me Catwoman" We are joined by our good friend Radio Mike to discuss sexy holidays! Listen to Mike's hit podcasts like 20th Century Boy , Harry Potter & The Boys , Hamish & Andy &...

Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) - Beyoncé (with Kerstyn Walsh) 18.12.2022 1:22:33

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! From now on this song will be known as the "Buzz Lightyear" song. Feel free to use that if anyone ever wants to use this song for their wedding. We are joined by wedding planner and MC extraordinaire, Kerstyn Walsh of Hire A Bridesmaid to discuss this scenario. You can also get Kochies latest joke book HERE L...

Irrelevant - Pink 11.12.2022 43:25

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! What's so ironic about this song is how absolutely disingenuous it is and its sick attempt to use people's turmoil to stay relevant. Yet another song churned out of the Pink school of generic pop music. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free P...

Unholy - Sam Smith & Kim Petras (with Mike Seamus Reed & Wayne Peoples) 04.12.2022 1:24:18

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Unholy. The 7th best song about fucking prostitutes on the radio right now. We are joined by Mike & Wayne from The Cookie & Cream Podcast! Make sure you subscribe to their podcast HERE! Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, whe...

Sweetest Pie - Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion 27.11.2022 56:54

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! It's always interesting when pop stars channel Jeffrey Dahmer when crafting their art. We discuss how Megan become a horse and the beauty of Albania! Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually...

Wonderwall - Oasis (with Bridget Epitropakis) 20.11.2022 1:00:28

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are joined by comedian Bridget Epitropakis to discuss the wonderment of walls. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually love. New episodes every Thursday. Listen free on Patreon. Think you know...

I Love It - Lil Pump and Kanye West (with Joe Shaffer) 13.11.2022 59:35

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The ultimate song for people that like to dress up in wacky costumes and have a great time. It's also about fucking. Joe Shaffer joins us to discuss the day Kayne West & Lil Pump joined forces! Follow Joe on Instagram and check out his latest show dates HERE ! Love music but tired of hearing us complain about i...

Advance Australia Fair - Peter Dodds McCormick (With Alan Fang) 06.11.2022 46:57

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We learned you could use the word "girt" in lots of really cool ways! Standup comedian Alan Fang joins us! Check out Alan's upcoming shows and follow him on all the socials! https://ihatealanfang.com/ https://www.instagram.com/ihatealanfang/ Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs...