1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play Just when you think things can't get more disgusting or noteworthy than kids in car crashes and birth defects, Crash Test Dummies step up their game by bringing down their own harsh judgement on Pentecostalism. Bio: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm&qu...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play The 31st Annual Grammy Awards were held on February 22, 1989, at Shrine Auditorium , Los Angeles . They recognized accomplishments by musicians from the previous year. We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories eac...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play Let's hope this song makes some sort of sense in Korean because it most definitely DOES NOT when translated to English. We found that fact out the hard way. Bio: " Gangnam Style " ( Korean : 강남스타일, IPA: [kaŋ.nam sɯ.tʰa.il] )...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play We are all about getting to the bottom of ancient mysteries on this podcast and today's episode is no exception. Why do ducks say what others do? Why are there no fox costumes in Norway? How does one get invited to a furry orgy? Ahhh Ylvis,...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play The 39th Annual Grammy Awards were held on February 26, 1997, at Madison Square Garden , New York City . We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories each week and put things right. Subscribe/Follow us on Spotify , A...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play When the four horsemen of the apocalypse decide to upbraid humanity for its sins this will be the last track you hear.  Bio: " Jam (Turn It Up) " is a song by American television personality Kim Kardashian . The song features backgroun...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play Are you looking to throw a Rednex inspired hoedown? Here is your shopping list: 1. A dilapidated barn 2. At least 6 fiddles and one out of tune bass drum. 3. A mechanical bull 4. A human-size spit 5. A large barrel of water  6. Oodles of Methamp...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play The 49th Annual Grammy Awards was a ceremony honouring the best in music for the recording year beginning September 15, 2005, and ending September 14, 2006, in the United States. We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy cat...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play Warning! We have ourselves a real-life #rapscam here! LazyDee (The guy who sort of raps in Mr President) was insanely lucky to have the force of 7 hurricanes blowing through panpipes to hide his horrible flow. It did not, however, have enough po...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play What better way to celebrate the life of Bollywood playback singer Asha Bhosle than with a song that makes up for its lack of enthusiasm with seventeen choruses and 8 bridge sections. Take notes kids, this is how you write a hit.  Bio: " Br...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play The 25th Annual Grammy Awards were held on February 23, 1983, at Shrine Auditorium , Los Angeles . We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories each week and put things right. Follow us on: Instagram @1001songsthatma...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play This is one of those all too familiar songs where the artists list the days of the week and how they were feeling on each one of said days. The only issue is that Ashlee gets a little distracted after Wednesday and doesn't show up again unt...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play It really is a small miracle that we all had the patience to review this song. Why would Gun's N' Roses do this to us? WHY????? TELL ME!!!!!!!!! Bio: " Patience " is a song by American hard rock band Guns N' Roses , whic...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This episode is brought to you by T Guitars - Australian Made, Made To Play The 11th Annual Grammy Awards were held on March 12, 1969. They recognized the accomplishments of musicians for the year 1968. We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories each week and put things right. RECORD OF TH...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Listener Request: Sophie from Chicago This is a different episode for us that deserves a little peek behind the scenes of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die. When a request comes through from one of our amazing listeners we have to make a call as to if it will get any of the 1001 crew fired up. Even one of us is enoug...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! How to save a pop career in 5 steps.  1. Find a generic disco loop CD-ROM in a box of cereal 2. Mash all the loops on said CD-ROM together 3. Mumble nonsense lyrics over the top of said loops 4. Let loose on the unsuspecting population  5. Show your ass as much as possible from now on in. (with special guest, Mad Dog) B...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The 20th Annual Grammy Awards were held February 23, 1978, and were broadcast live on American television. They were hosted by John Denver. We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories each week and put things right. 20th Annual Grammy Awards 1978 Grammys Revision  RECORD OF THE YEAR Hotel C...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! It took timberland honking like a fat fur seal to turn this stinker from OneRepublic into a hit and I bet he's been kicking himself ever since. Shame on you Timberland. SHAME!  Bio: " Apologize " (also spelled " Apologies " internationally) is the debut single written by OneRepublic frontman Rya...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! When you really get down to the nitty-gritty of "Fight Song" by Rachel Platten it gets harder and harder to separate it from an inspirational work of art and a call to arms for sleeper cells. Is Rachael Platten an agent of chaos or a struggling artist?  Bio: " Fight Song " is a song recorded by Ameri...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The 40th Annual Grammy Awards were held on February 25, 1998 , at Radio City Music Hall, New York City. We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories each week and put things right. RECORD OF THE YEAR Sunny came home - Shawn Colvin - Winner Where have all the cowboys gone? - Paula Cole Every...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Listener Request: Guys, loving the podcast, it’s better than I expected! I love how you totally crap all over a song and then, in summary, end up liking it and giving it a 4 (crazy frog, what the fuck?). My shit song would have to be Killing me softly by the Fugees. A shit song made even shitter. They say you can’t poli...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Here is a tip...Don't ask Hanson if you need a hand with your gardening or let them know you're bald. You will not be helped and you may be the victim of a hate crime. Don't let these long-haired louts fool you, they are ready to teach you a lesson in nihilism. Bio: " MMMBop " is a song written...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The 33rd Annual Grammy Awards were held on February 20, 1991. They recognized accomplishments by musicians from the previous year. Quincy Jones was the night's biggest winner winning a total of six awards including Album of the Year. We have decided to go back in time and revise the major Grammy categories each wee...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Delta Delta Delta... You are so full of life every time you hit that giant button that makes your chair spin around on The Voice yet you somehow wrote & recorded a song that does nothing but sucks your will to live. Born to try? More like, born to die. Bio: " Born to Try " is a song by Australian recording...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! What would a song sound as if it was written and performed by someone who was a massive star in Latin America but wanted to break into the western market? Sit back, take a deep breath and get ready to dive into the jumbled mess that is Shakira's "Whenever Wherever." Bio: " Whenever, Wherever " i...