1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We never thought it would be possible for the one and only Future to have a bad day. That was until we found out about all the problems he has with making semen deposits all over the great United States Of America. Now it's all starting to make sense. Check out Charlie Brian for all his upcoming stand-up shows! Lov...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Del is on the hunt for fraudsters. If you are out there defrauding people, Del will hunt you down like the dog you are. He will also be funky. We are joined by a comedian and co-host of The Cookies & Cream Podcast , Wayne Peoples ! Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want T...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Why must you turn this podcast into a house of lies Operator Please? This song is also about money orders.  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually love. New episodes every Thursday. Listen free o...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Don't bloody complain to me about your unfulfilled life Stacie! You're the one who missed your last cot payment and now your baby has to sleep in the dirt like the dog it is. Fun episode though... Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bo...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We have never discovered a less sort after collaboration than this. Not even Pitbull wanted it to happen!  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually love. New episodes every Thursday. Listen free on...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Imagine having to listen to this song 60 to 80 times a day and NOT being driven to self-harm? Well, our guest is fighting the good fight when it comes to this scenario! We are joined by stand up comic, actor, writer, producer & director, Mitch Garling!  Get tickets to his Sydney Comedy Festival shows THIS WEEK at th...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We agree Ne-Yo! When your semen is as hot as lava you SHOULD tell everyone about it. We are joined by comedian and podcaster Mike Seamus Reed! Listen to the Cookies & Cream podcast today!  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, wher...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We take you on a frightening trip to the future. A future where televisions are all in high definition, words are spoken at many different pitches and GIANT FUCKING CHICKENS TRY TO STEAL YOUR WAY OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!! We are joined by our good friend and time travel guide Radio Mike! Make sure you listen to his podcasts 20t...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! You made us do this Will Smith! You stupid fucking idiot! We are joined by stand-up comedian Natanyah Forbes and actor Adam O'Brien to discuss the history of the Wild Wild West! Natanyah and Adam  run Dodgy Dogs Comedy in the Illawarra! Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! A serious song for serious people. We are joined by comedian, musician, author and member of the satirical comedy group The Chaser . The one and only Andrew Hanson ! Get tickets to his new show EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG at the Melbourne Comedy Festival & The Sydney Comedy Festival Love music but tired of hearing us com...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This song starts playing in every city-based, single 29-year-old middle management financial worker once the clock hits 3 pm each and every Friday. We can't think of a more horrible person to spend a night out with and we can't think of a worse song to be its soundtrack. We are joined by the amazing Elouise Ef...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Rhianna demands you to come into her........ Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually love. New episodes every Thursday. Listen free on Patreon. Think you know music? Every Friday, Tower Of Music p...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We apologise in advance for any panic attacks caused by this absolute maniacal song from No Doubt.  We are joined by stand up comedian, writer and actor Alex Jae! Get tickets to her show "Totally Fine If Not" at the Sydney Comedy Festival and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Check out Alex on Instag...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Why did it take so long for Rita Ora and some dude from Kazakhstan to do a cover of The Crazy Frogs cover of  Harold Faltermeyer classic 80's bop, Axel F? We are joined by comedian and podcaster Wayne Peoples! Listen to the Cookies & Cream podcast today!  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 10...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! If you need to ask multiple times what would happen if you had no air, I suggest trying to go without it for as long as you possibly be can and do us all a favour. We are joined by Maje Saba! Check out his podcast Welcome and listen to him on i98 ! Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Ma...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Breaking news! The most boring band in the world sing a song about a plane with other boring people. We are joined by comedian and podcaster Wayne Peoples! Listen to the Cookies & Cream podcast today!  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bon...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! It turns out the Ronan was not messing about! Life really can make you throw up and shit yourself at any moment! That's what Valentine's Day is all about.  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! This song does not mention once the horrific things that would happen to the human body if it actually walked on the sun. Katrina & her mate have A LOT to answer for! We are joined by TOFOP , FOFOP and 2 Guys 1 Cup host, Mr Charlie Clausen !  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! It's not every day you get to speak to the President. Not one of those boring career politicians though. THE Mr President. The man behind the worldwide super hit "Coco Jambo", Mr Delroy "LayZee" Rennalls! Follow LayZee on Instagram ......oh, and we talk shit about Babybirds song, You're Gor...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Always remember what your mum taught you if you have been out committing infidelity make sure you always give your Johnson a good ol' scrubbing before you go back to your wife or girlfriend. You never know when they are going to demand a whiff of the penis.  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 100...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! These days, it's not a hit song if you can't tell the most depressing stories imaginable in text form while you show off your tits on Tik Tok. I'm sure this is exactly what Mika was hoping for back in 2007.  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Sometimes a song can ruin your reputation so much you have no choice but to gift all your worldly possessions to the church and move to Africa. Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Live is our free Patreon bonus show, where we celebrate the songs we actually love. New ep...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! If I'm going to pick my ass up and climb through the needles and filth to get to "our spot" it better be bloody worth it. We are joined by comedian and podcaster Wayne Peoples! Listen to the Cookies & Cream podcast today!  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make You...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! When the rich and powerful are so rich and powerful that nothing excites them any more there is only a matter of time before they either start hunting people for sport or get into human trafficking. The lads in 1D have gone with the latter. We are joined by our good mate, The 20th Century Boy himself, RADIO MIKE! Listen...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Unless you are living within the world of Philip Reeves "Mortal Engines" literary universe you should 100% not build a city on a rolling foundation.  Today's episode is a Patreon request from our Crazy Frog member Ross Cambell.  Love music but tired of hearing us complain about it? 1001 Songs That Make Yo...