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This is part one of a 2-part recap There’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week , but also plenty of petty quibbles too. Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus ep...

The season finale of Real Housewives of Rhode Island sees the gang head to Block Island for some confrontations, resolutions, and awkward moments.  Then it’s fun times as Brian goes to jail for installing a tracker on Rulla’s car!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patr...

Dennis gives Porsha a ring back on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Pinky seeks counceling from Montel Jordan because… why not? Insert “this is how we do it” joke here. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniek...

Schwartz holds a 007 party on The Valley that feels more like junk bond than James Bond. Kind of makes you pine for the glory days when everyone would gather around the dust outline of Zack’s missing Monster fridge.  Oh wait, that was last week.  Either way, Nia’s flop meal train becomes a litmus test of Christianity, and Janet poses a question that leaves Luke flummoxed. To watch this r...

This is part 2 of 2 We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

This is part 1 of 2 We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

In The City again features Kenny making an ass out of himself while defending against the use of his own words against him. Sure, he said he feels zero spark with the dummy who just crossed the country to be with him, but he never said the word murky, dammit! YOU WILL ALL PAY! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

This is part 2 of 2 Summer House wraps up its emotional reunion with stammers from West, protests from Amanda, and grilling from Lindsay. There’s little learning but much squirming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcra...

This is part one of a 2-part recap Summer House wraps up its emotional reunion with stammers from West, protests from Amanda, and grilling from Lindsay. There’s little learning but much squirming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagra...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.co...

This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC C...

Bravo headlines are back on our radar. This week we’re just trying to get over West spitting in Amanda’s mouth. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens . To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

This is part 2 of 2 Rulla as an Arabian Nights themed party on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and she’s immediately looking for a magic carpet to ride her the hell out of there when her husband’s latest cheating video surfaces. Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap Rulla as an Arabian Nights themed party on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and she’s immediately looking for a magic carpet to ride her the hell out of there when her husband’s latest cheating video surfaces. Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.co...

Drew gets a chance to sing the national anthem on Real Housewives of Atlanta , but she’s not getting freedom from her beef from K Michelle. God Bless America. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekara...

The Southern Hospitality reunion beings with some squabbling leftover from the season finale Molly is still denying she did anything worth getting fired over, despite everyone agreeing that she sucked at her job even worse than she sucks at creating fake storylines at this current job. Emmy has a couple of fits about her man, but she saves the dry tear and hyperventilating for the microaggression...

This is part 2 of 2 Zach loses his Momster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on vid...

This is part one of a 2-part recap Zach loses his Monster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch th...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up, pro...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Summer House takes this reunion hour to bring Dara on to give a scathing and accurate psych eval on West, then Meija shows up on the phone to announce she was dating West all summer and then pretended she didn’t exist the second he announced his relationship with Amanda. Yikes. I wonder how many horses lost their tails to ties that day. Kyle is getting teed up...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Below Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.c...

This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Down Under wraps a tremendous season with one of its most notorious guests returning for a seafood extravaganza. It doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappe...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5,...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Liz’s fury for Alicia transfers over to Jo Ellen during a tumultuous cabaret night on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.  Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and Ju...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Shamea and Angela attempt to broker a truce on Real Housewives of Atlanta , but predictably it goes sideways.  At least things are better on the Porsha and K Michelle front. Plus, Drew gives us a peek into her dysfunctional team. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . For liv...