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This is part one of a two-part recap This week on Real Housewives of Orange County , Tamra throws a box party so the women can understand what sort of box they’re in.  Is the “boring box” available? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow u...

On The Real Housewives of London , Karen throws a dinner party which Panthea promptly ruins by probing Amanda for deets on her divorce(s) and then accusing Juliet of being fake.  Gasp! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

The Valley wraps up its season with Danny Booko finally having a moment of introspection and regret, followed by heartfelt apologies for the whole cast.  Just kidding! He dresses up like vampire Jonathan Lipnicki and annoys a party of already very annoying people. Thankfully, Janet bonks him with a plastic cup. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free w...

Kacie’s tallow threatens to tear the family apart in the most bland way possible on The McBee Dynasty . Is there any hope for this future Shark Tank reject? Plus, with a Vegas trip looming and an event called Cowboy Christmas to attend (not a Western themed gay orgy, sadly), the family must weather a new challenge: the most pessimistic rumor EVER about Steven Jr. and Kacie. Grab your oversized cof...

In The City wraps up its first reunion by revisiting the endless Lindsay-Danielle feud before taking one last victory lap around the demise of Kymanda. The real fun, however, is watching Andy’s increasingly bored sighs and suppressed yawns. Farewell to the Amanda Batula era of Bravo. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our weekly newsletter and get ad free liste...

House of the Dragon delivers a pretty big character’s death this week. Unfortunately, David Foster didn’t show up in time to write a song about him. Whoops! Sorry bout that erasure from history. Meanwhile, another pair of cousins gets the tingles and Alicent betrays her son. Again. Just another day at the office! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening...

This is part 2 of 2 Luke leaves Below Deck Med , and no word yet on whether or not he left a present on his sheets. Nathan starts to stress over the difficulties of being a dad, and the guy from Charleston worries everyone when he starts acting…like a guy from Charleston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .&nb...

This is part one of a 2-part recap Luke leaves Below Deck Med , and no word yet on whether or not he left a present on his sheets. Nathan starts to stress over the difficulties of being a dad, and the guy from Charleston worries everyone when he starts acting…like a guy from Charleston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwh...

Let’s to over some Bravo headlines! The marriages of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are imploding at the same time, Southern Hospitality is switching gears, and the cast of The Valley got dressed up for their reunion and it…was something. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens . To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonu...

It’s the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta . Shamea has a Halloween party to launch her non business, where George is confronted about the “Girl, did ya f George?” storyline. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagra...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County, catch us up on their home lives and things are exciting. Gina may or may not change her last name when she gets married. To help decide, she wears giant shoulder pads in every scene. She does business now, ok? Also, the Tres Amigas try to reunite for the 36th time. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus epi...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County, catch us up on their home lives and things are exciting. Gina may or may not change her last name when she gets married. To help decide, she wears giant shoulder pads in every scene. She does business now, ok? Also, the Tres Amigas try to reunite for the 36th time. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus epi...

This is part 2 of 2 Next Gen NYC celebrates not knowing anything about Rocky Horror Picture Show and refusing to google it. There’s a big confusing party in the “middle of nowhere”, Charlie is confronted by anyone who stands against bad wigs, and Georgia starts a war that she’s too vacant to understand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Pa...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap Next Gen NYC celebrates not knowing anything about Rocky Horror Picture Show and refusing to google it. There’s a big confusing party in the “middle of nowhere”, Charlie is confronted by anyone who stands against bad wigs, and Georgia starts a war that she’s too vacant to understand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listen...

The Valley heads to Chili’s to remind us that Janet is fun and Midwestern, and Zach’s body immediately reacts poorly when he is confronted about being mean. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Ins...

The fighting about kidney fat continues on the fascinating McBee Dynasty this week. Kacee stands up to Steve Jr about giving his new blonde perfect woman prototype twenty percent of the tallow business. He flies into a rage and storms off set. Shocker! Then we get the most satisfying scene of the season: papa McBee walking into jail. It’s nice to know our tax dollars are being spent on something u...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap In The City gets its first Clubhouse reunion. Lindsay waves her finger and insists she almost passed away due to the single mom comments, Whitney lies her ass off and backpeddles in fear, and Amanda finally answers some questions about West. Well, kinda. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our weekly newsletter and get ad free li...

This is part one of a two-part recap In The City gets its first Clubhouse reunion. Lindsay waves her finger and insists she almost passed away due to the single mom comments, Whitney lies her ass off and backpeddles in fear, and Amanda finally answers some questions about West. Well, kinda. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our weekly newsletter and get ad fre...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of London is now on Bravo, so we are reposting our first episode coverage from last year This episode was originally posted last Sept 2025! We decided to check out the series premiere of Real Housewives of London, and we loved it, obvs. Come join us as we enter a world of Wham! romances and dentistry dustups. To watch this recap on video, listen...

This is part one of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of London is now on Bravo, so we are reposting our first episode coverage from last year This episode was originally posted last Sept 2025! We decided to check out the series premiere of Real Housewives of London, and we loved it, obvs. Come join us as we enter a world of Wham! romances and dentistry dustups. To watch this recap on video,...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Someone is murdering Gold Cloaks in King’s Landing! Just one of many seditious concerns on House of the Dragon this week.  Meanwhile, Allicent consumes a strong beverage, and Criston Cole trudges towards mediocrity. You can get videos of this recap To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwha...

This is part one of a two-part recap Someone is murdering Gold Cloaks in King’s Landing! Just one of many seditious concerns on House of the Dragon this week. Meanwhile, Allicent consumes a strong beverage, and Criston Cole trudges towards mediocrity. You can get videos of this recap To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatc...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap Luke has spunk. Sandy hates spunk. Jizz-gate continues to rock Below Deck Med, but this time it’s set against the backdrop of a faux-dating exercise. Will Luke survive the episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

This is part one of a two-part recap Luke has spunk. Sandy hates spunk.  Jizz-gate continues to rock Below Deck Med , but this time it’s set against the backdrop of a faux-dating exercise. Will Luke survive the episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhat...

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still meandering through Scotland, and this time death is top of mind.  That’s because half of the ladies head to a graveyard for a spooky tour.  The other half have a “spa day,” which feels very death-adjacent.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find b...