Therapy Gecko

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months. Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms. Try going outside. I am a gecko.   Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experie...

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby. Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business. Check...

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states. Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber. Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com...

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one. Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation. Watch your step. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therap...

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith. Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father. Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live sho...

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship. Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay. Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now aro...

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too. Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeidecker And if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max. Life is like a game of chess. I d...

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A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace. With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available...

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York. Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls. Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here:   https://youtu.be/UIk...

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens. Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.co...

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com I am a gecko. Ti...

After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Ge...

A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this. Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her. Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show ex...

A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19. Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av...

A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order. Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother. Gasoline smells kind of good in a wei...

A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes. Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11. Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience...

A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather. Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money. Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy...

A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending. Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability. Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not...

A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea. Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contr...

After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call. Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on t...

A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose. Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member...

An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess. Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family,...

A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation. Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my...

An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation. Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs.  I think it is a really good episode. Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets...