The Snark Tank

The absurd shit you can find on YouTube, Full Metal Sheen, Space Jam 2, Drake Bell got GOT, Call of Duty and the fun words their players use, Tim Allen is the worst, dishwashers are a scam, and myths and legends! Our first episode of the Snark Tank edited by the wonderful CameraColossus! Our Editor ► https://twitter.com/CameraColossus Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &am...

Black nerds talk about game of thrones lol I don't know what they're talking about it's absurd like what?! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lyle Rath joins the boys for a wonderful discussion about music, green goblins, warding bears away with cancer, Scooby Doo theories, weird controllers, old internet, newgrounds, aging, buying gold, and so much more!     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sweeny is on VACATION! Laci tricked Chris into eating bugs! Crowder, Ethan, and Sam square off in a pathetic battle of ideas! Paul Joseph Watson vs Chris Ray Gun! Drake Bell is a Jared! Man gets surgery to become Korean! and many more wonderful stories god help me wow oh fucking wow Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Heroes don't go down on women according to DC? The Green Goblin attacks New York City in real life? Masks are done? Cyberpunk is back but still busted? NYC Councilman caught in a BDSM bar? Derrick is lost in the Paris Catacombs? Let's talk about it on todays Snark Tank Podcast! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Derrick died, Twitch becomes a fetish site, Chris breaks his glasses, Sonic denote autism, Dream makes cringey music; and our eyes soak in some news on Halo Infinite, Metroid, Final Fantasy, Outer Worlds! It's E3 2021 and boy was it mixed! Listen up, gamers! Sorry, I didn't mean to call you that.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priv...

YouTubers are boxing again, Gorillas vs Bears, Jeff Bezos fucks off to space, Samsung fetish fuel, and more nonsense on this episode of The Snark Tank! Don't forget to eat your vitamins. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Did the new Powerpuff Girls edgy script leak? Is John Cena c**ked by China? Is Bollywood better than Hollywood? Why is Seth Rogen criticizing comedians about Cancel Culture? Do the Kardashians feed on talented people? Why do people hate Skylar (Breaking Bad) and Amber (Invincible)? Was COVID Papa Johns doing? Does Derrick have a spiritual connection to Tariq Nasheed? Are cupcakes muffins?  Yes, th...

Why is Shrek getting hate from The Guardian? Why is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever? Why does Sweeny hate The Godfather? Why is Joe Budden losing everything? Why is everyone just OKAY with the new UFO information? Sweeny is finally playing Mass Effect for the first time, but does he like it? Does Derrick want SPRINT??? in HALO?!?!? Worst cosplays ever? Is Sweeny a sociopath like Mark Zuckerberg? All...

Broken ankle Chris is on too many meds, Obama's dog bit the dust, Chandler Bing flirts on Raya, Boogie gets arrested, Elon cringes us to death, and only one of us beat Resident Evil: Sexy Big Lady Edition. All this and more on todays Snark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

EatDatPussy445 returning after confessing to a concerning method of cupcake acquisition? Is Twitch finally banning Hot Tub streams? Chris and Sween debate the likelihood of aliens being exactly the same as humans and Derrick laments the passing of MySpace. Botox, cumming confetti, sitcom casts battling to the death and more on todays Snark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Sweeny with Johnson and Johnson, Derrick with Pfizer, Chris with Moderna. Who will survive until the end of the episode? Would you eat elephants? Why are gibbons disgusting? Are jellyfish pests? Why is Sweeny not black enough? Chris has never seen a baby horse? All this and more on this VERY LATE episode of The Snark Tank Podcast! Spoiler: We all survived. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be in Space Jam? Will we end the show if #HeadBashedInJoel or #ShotUncleBen trends on Twitter? Who was Estevez and why does he have so many relatives?  Find out the answer to these questions and far more whe...

This week the boys are joined by YouTube Metal Man, Jonathan Young! His new project "Starship Velociraptor" is out on 4/3/21 but for now, lets nerd out about Metal, Rock, Covers, YouTube algorithms and MORE! Is Music Theory really that complicated? What is the best guitar tuning? This is an extra nerdy episode as far as music goes so, sorry if you're not a music guy lol Check out Jonathan Young's...

Why is David Dobrik such garbage? Why is Prince Charles so old? Just be young, idiot! Why is the Harley Quinn show good? Was the Snyder Cut worth the pain? How to get through breakups with the devils help! Man tosses Elephant (REAL), Sweeny is afraid of women and pronouns. What the hell is Super Straight? New Snark Tank, listen before we all cry! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Why does Beyonce ruin everything? How did Chris Daughtry not win an award? Is Taylor Swift over-appreciated? Who cancelled Pepe Le Pew? Does Islam have a point about the West? Is WAP DESTROYING CULTURE? All this and more on this episode of the fucking podcast you listen to. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lola Bunny is NO LONGER HOT! Mr Potato Head loses his gender! Dr. Seuss arrested for manslaughter and racism! Why do people give their dogs long names, meeting fans in public, Chris's awkward New Rockstars encounter, and more! Is Eminem autistic? Find out today on an episode of this show! The answer is yes, by the way. The question about Eminem, without a doubt. Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

A food poisoned Chris crashes the party midway through! Blackface clowns, rick roll'd in 4K 60 frames, and what is the worlds framerate? AI voices, deepfakes, the degradation of reliability! What would you rather deal with? The same song forever or the same flavor for every food? What is the chilling origin of "Let's Get Retarded in Here?" Find out here! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

How long would you survive in Mortal Kombat? Pornstar for episode 69? How many of our fans are dead? Why is the Snyder Cut even happening? Are we mature enough to have kids? Are Kid Rock and Brett Michaels the same person? Joss Whedon is cancelled? More fighting game conversation? Why not give Superman a GUN?! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...

Is BioWare censoring Mass Effect? Will Mortal Kombat Reboot be any good? Chris played KOTOR for the first time, but will he like it? Bloody Roar, Tekken 3, Soul Caliber 2, and more fighting game talk here than on actual fighting game podcasts probably. This is a nerdy one for all you GAYMERS out there! RIP Omry Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redc...

Chris has aids or possibly tracheal williamsburg disease so Derrick and Sween are here (very late due to illnesses of their own) to give you financial advice despite no education in the field. Is King Kong even cool? Is KOTOR even okay? I don't know. I'm literally sickly and dying as I write this. I'm hurting. This is me, Chris. Writing this. The pain I feel in immeasurable.  Advertising Inquiries...

Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman really is! Is the Earth truly flat?! Is Goku better than Superman? Why do tornados tornado? Why can't Sweeny say English words? Is MMA fake?! All this and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more. Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priva...

The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery! Meat Canyon episode next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bran...

Recorded on January 5th It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, but we also wanted to talk about this serious situation in a way that's more nuanced than some of the extremes we've been seeing online. We're not here to defend people abusing th...