The Franchise

Terminator Salvation and Terminator Genisys 16.09.2019 2:18:10 ↓

Still talkin' Term. Plus, a Bale ranking.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 09.09.2019 2:11:46 ↓

Henry and Daniel do math and get annoyed, the AFI chimes in a lot and a Terminator...with boobies?????!!!!!!!

The Terminator 02.09.2019 2:00:53 ↓

Arnold and Cameron rankings are attempted before a dissection of this very complicated robot slasher movie.

D2: The Mighty Ducks and D3: The Mighty Ducks 26.08.2019 1:56:41 ↓

Wolf The Dentist proves a formidable villain for our newly expanded Olympic Ducks. Then, they face off against Our Nord and Savior.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 20.08.2019 34:05 ↓

At last. A film with two ampersands in the title.

The Mighty Ducks 19.08.2019 1:30:02 ↓

Gordon Bombay drives drunk and fucks a kid's mom. Quack. Featuring the world's only Emilio Estevez ranking.

Critters Attack! and Leprechaun Returns 12.08.2019 1:56:28 ↓

These ain't your daddy's Critters. Or Leprechauns. Aaron Farinelli comes on to chat about two decidedly belated entries in these two barely notable franchises.

Critters 3 and Critters 4 05.08.2019 1:43:15 ↓

Leonardo DiCaprio appears in a Critters movie! Then, we take it to space with Angela Bassett!

Critters and Critters 2: The Main Course 29.07.2019 1:57:19 ↓

Patron John-Evan Bear gifts us with one of those 80s franchises about little guys running around chomping on people. 

Three Men and a Baby and Three Men and a Little Lady 22.07.2019 2:12:53 ↓

Selleck. Danson. Guttenberg. Nancy Travis doing a British accent. A pooping baby. Heroin. These are the things you want in a major motion picture.

Cult of Chucky and Child's Play (2019) 15.07.2019 1:37:40 ↓

Mancini decides more Chuckies are better and then the Buddi arrives in some very particular theaters.

Seed of Chucky and Curse of Chucky 08.07.2019 1:40:40 ↓

The Mancini Auteur Era begins here with a come-covered, trans-rights-now carnival ride and a haunted house, locked-room bottle episode.

Men in Black International 03.07.2019 51:52 ↓

Another episode of Sequelizing Sonnenfeld, by your friend and mine, F. Gary Gray.

Child's Play 3 and Bride of Chucky 01.07.2019 1:42:09 ↓

Chucky goes to military school! Chucky fucks! Just two of the many Chucky adventures currently available for rental or purchase.

Child's Play and Child's Play 2 24.06.2019 1:49:41 ↓

We begin a long journey with Chucky by covering his first two movies. Peddle this.

Dark Phoenix 20.06.2019 45:13 ↓

Franchise killer? Disaster? Both? Neither? Let's discuss.

City Slickers and City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold 17.06.2019 1:58:51 ↓

Yee-haw.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves and Aladdin (2019) 11.06.2019 2:04:43 ↓

Ranking Disney movies, Robin Williams movies and Guy Ritchie movies. Plus, Fight! Fight! Fight!

Aladdin (1992) and The Return of Jafar 03.06.2019 1:49:02 ↓

We abscond to the land of Agrabah to discuss the great many hobos and Frank Welkers therein. Then, we watch a straight-to-VHS animated Disney sequel. Oy.

John Wick: Chapter 3--Parabellum 27.05.2019 1:28:44 ↓

We went to see the most recent Wick. Also, we ranked every Keanu movie.

John Wick and John Wick: Chapter 2 20.05.2019 1:45:24 ↓

Daniel has a meltdown about violence at the cineplex and Henry gets mad at Laurence Fishburne again.

Logan and Avengers: Endgame 13.05.2019 2:17:12 ↓

We finally wrap up our X-Men coverage with a discussion about Jackman's last hurrah and a ranking of the 9 X-Men/Wolverine movies. Then, we finally dig into the biggest movie ever (except Avatar) and do a massive MCU ranking. 

X-Men: Days of Future Past and X-Men: Apocalypse 06.05.2019 1:46:08 ↓

Singer's back, boys. He's the mayor of Swastika City and he's ready to shove some old standby ideas down your throats. Also, Quicksilver!

X-Men: First Class and The Wolverine 29.04.2019 2:12:13 ↓

Daniel and Henry start with the 2011 X-prequel/sequel/reboot thing. Then, they Order Up! the films of James Mangold before snikting all over his Japan-set epic.

X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins: Wolverine 22.04.2019 2:13:54 ↓

150th Episode Extravaganza! Henry interviews Brett Ratner! Ian McKellen shows up! Two X-Men movies are discussed in excruciating detail!