The Final Podcast

A powerful deity arrives on Earth and travels to Las Vegas experiencing disappointment in his creation. I Am Here... Now is something. After watching Double Down, we knew we were in for a wild ride, but it's hard to describe what happens in this movie and understand Neil Breen's intention. The movie is enjoyable in the sense that there is no cohesion and it's very difficult to ratio...

Salvagers come across a lost ship dating back to 1962 that is still floating aimlessly in the Bering Sea and soon realize its dead inhabitants may still haunt the ship. Ghost Ship has been a movie that Bryan and Shane have seen several times and cannot agree on it and it couldn't be a better time to discuss it. The movie has a great cast and appears to have an interesting ghost story. Will wa...

The sheriff of a western town wakes up with no memory and awaits a deadly group of outlaws coming to town. Deadly Western is a western action movie from our favorite director, Geno McGahee. While we're used to great horror movies from McGahee, this time he brings a western action movie that has a very different tone from the horror movies that are always so much fun. Where will this film line...

As a mysterious sickness spreads, a man established a structured order of living with his wife and son and takes in another family in need of water and shelter. It Comes at Night is a deep movie that peers into the lives of a family who has recently lost a loved one while isolating from a mysterious sickness and how much they can trust others and their intentions. This is a powerful movie in how q...

In Nazi Germany, a Toymaker is sought after by the Gestapo after acquiring a book that animates objects and brings them to life. It's time to discuss the next installment in the Robert series, Robert and the Toymaker. This movie took us by surprise as it opens with a tense 30-minute opening that felt so different from the tone of the previous movies, but was very entertaining. The film also b...

26 short films that all depict death in different ways. The 200th episode has arrived and we are celebrating in the only way that makes sense. We are discussing ABCs of Death 2 which is a horror movie anthology and a sequel to The ABCs of Death, which we discussed on our 100th episode. Several of our friends hop on to discuss these horror short films in bloody detail. Some of these movies are inte...

A small Texas town is terrorized by a shark killing all who go in the lake. Bull Shark had a very different tone than what we were expecting from a shark, creature feature movie. While we have seen some of the elements in this movie before, it focuses on a deep alcohol storyline that does change the expectations of the movie. This film isn't a normal shark movie as it focuses on a family dram...

Miss Canada wins a pageant for virgins and gets married to a wealthy milk tycoon, which she escapes to surround herself in the sweet, chaotic world around her. It is the end of Fucked Up February and there's no better opportunity to discuss a movie that we have been bringing up for years. Sweet Movie is a satire, full of disgusting scenes that made us question what we were watching when we fi...

U.S. Border Patrol agent, Jim Rhodes and his daughter, are taken hostage and asked to guide a group of criminals looking for revenge through mountainous Montana. We're happy to be discussing another Stone Cold Steve Austin movie! While we thought we would be getting more Eric Roberts in Hunt to Kill , it was still a fun watch and it's always a pleasure to see Stone Cold kick ass in the m...

A failing prison warden, attempts to solve his problems by creating a 500-person human centipede out of his prisoners based on the idea from The Human Centipede movies.   The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) is not a fun watch. This is the second time we watched this film and we wanted to finish the series, however, we were not looking forward to it. The film is uncertain if it wants to be a c...

After years of hardship, a group of students enact revenge on the popular students who've bullied them through high school. The Final is a movie that Bryan and Shane watched years ago and really enjoyed how deep the movie was. Will they have the same reaction years later? This is a film that deals with dark subject matter related to bullying and poor family dynamics. There is an interesting r...

Two murderers on a rampage record their killings with a camera. Fucked Up February is here and we are kicking it off with August Underground. This is a movie that depicts two serial killers filming their murderous rampage and how they torture their victims. It is shot in the style of a snuff film and we can only describe it as 100% shock value. It's shot very grainy and gritty for a realistic...

A killer is stalking the staff of a roller skating rink after hours. Death Rink was not what we expected at all. Where we thought the roller skating rink would be killing a bunch of skaters or that a killer would be stalking skaters while they were skating, it's actually the opposite. The rink is closed and the staff is being killed after hours. With a name like Death Rink , we thought we wer...

Marc Stevens is on the road performing prior to Christmas when his van breaks down in the woods near a remote inn. He'll soon realize the innkeeper and a nearby village inhabit an odd set of individuals. Calvaire was a movie that Bryan and Shane couldn't wait to watch again for the odd characters and for one specific scene that is so crazy, it can't be forgotten. Out of all the Fren...

Los Angeles has been corrupted by a dangerous Yakuza gang called the Katana who have taken over the drug market. It's up to 2 police officers, Joe Marshall and Frank Washington, to put an end their drug trade. Samurai Cop was an absolute blast. It had us cracking up the whole duration of the movie and although a mess in so many ways, the absurd nature of the film made us love it. Between the...

Struggling author, James Foster and his wife, are vacationing in a beach resort in La Tolqa, when they get into a deadly accident that reveals the resort's dark tourism. Infinity Pool is a thought-provoking vision of dark and deadly tourism from Brandon Cronenberg. Starring Alexander Skarsgard and Mia Goth, the portray characters on different ends of experience as it comes to taking adventure...

After a teenager mistakes a "furry" for an animal and kills it, a group of "furries" seek revenge on the teenager and his friends. Furry Nights was a very interesting concept to say the least and the concept is creepy. There's something about a bunch of people (if you can consider them people) with animal masks, congregating in the woods that is scary. While this movie was...

Pooh and Piglet start killing all who enter Hundred Acre Wood after their close friend, Christopher Robin leaves them for college. Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey was one of the movies we wanted to watch for the longest time since it came out in early 2023. We couldn't wait to watch how they'd make beloved children's characters evil and violent. After watching, it was our high leve...

A group of friends stop over at Camp Blackwood prior to going to a concert only to be stalked by a killer in the campgrounds. The Camp Blood series has been one of our favorite low budget slasher series to watch. It's always been a joy to kick back and watch a clown killer in the woods with the boys and a couple of beers. Camp Blood 4 , however, is just not it. The pacing and feel are complet...

A Ghostface killer has returned and is killing off the set of Stab 3, the 3rd installment of the series based off the Woodsboro murders. Sydney and her friends arrive at the set to try and put a stop to the murders. We've long said that Scream 3 was our least favorite of the series, but it's still a fun movie. The cast of crazy characters we know and love are back and the theme of the mu...

Agents and their friends try to put an end to the reign of a local drug kingpin after they come into the possession of diamonds, shootouts break out, and a deadly contaminated snake gets loose. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was an absolute treat and an amazing movie to kick off 2024. There may be tons of similar exploitation movies out there, but it's films like this that are so devoid of plot that m...

3 years following a prank gone horribly wrong, 6 college students throw a New Year's Eve costume party on a train where they are targeted by a masked killer. Terror Train has a classic 80's horror revenge feel to it and delivers a strong twist, which had us impressed. Jamie Lee Curtis, gaining a reputation as a scream queen at this time, stars in this movie following Halloween, The Fog,...

Jack Frost is back following the police officer who put him away to an island for his revenge. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman may actually be crazier than the first movie, if this was even possible. With an odd set of characters, crazy kills, and the snowman with the wild puns, this movie leaves your jaw on the floor with just how bizarre it gets. It's a crazy movie that w...

After a wealthy estate is being raided by mercenaries for a fortune secured in a vault, Santa must save the family and Christmas. Violent Night may not be considered a horror movie, but it's a dark, bloody, action movie that has some crazy kills and is a fun ride. There's something great about seeing a badass Santa beating the heck out of mercenaries in an effort to save Christmas. David...

While being transported to his execution, murderer, Jack Frost, is killed in a snowy accident leaving him in genetic material. As a result, he's converted into a killer snowman bent on revenge. Jack Frost is as ridiculous as it sounds. Actually, if it was just a killer snowman that would be even easier to comprehend. However, this killer can change between solid and liquid states and it'...