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Going to Sara's lakehouse for the weekend sounded like a great idea for a group of friends who would never believe they'd be shark food. Shark Night surfaced in 2011 featuring a few big names like Joel David Moore and Katherine McPhee. While an enjoyable watch more than 10 years later, it's hard to wrap our heads around a shark reality tv show. This movie was riddled with inconsiste...

Don't call a fake unicorn a horse! It'll get pissed! In CarousHELL, Duke, a unicorn on a carousel, decides today is the day to break free from the theme park and take revenge on everyone. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Follow us on Facebook The Final Podcast | Facebook Follow us on Instagram The Final Podcast (@thefinalpodcast) • In...

It's the 4th of July and Amity Island is bumping with sunshine, hotdogs, and danger? There's a shark threatening anyone who goes in the water and it's up to a sheriff, a marine biologist, and an old seaman to hunt the shark. Jaws is a Steven Spielberg classic and while it may not be a traditional horror movie, it is a creature-feature with some of the most memorable characters in fi...

We love horror movies, we love Summer, but we especially love Michael Madsen. If you combine all of these, you get Shark Season. A shark threatens Sarah and two friends on a tiny, sinking island. It's up to Michael Madsen to save the day from the comfort of his own home. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Follow us on Facebook The Final Podc...

Electronic sales just isn't enough to fulfill Shaun's life once his girlfriend, Liz, leaves him. Unfortunately, this breakup occurs in the  midst of a zombie apocalypse in London. Can Shaun be a hero, save his friends, and get his girl back? Watch the hilarious horror comedy, Shaun of the Dead starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and check out our review to find out. Brandon Prins, good fr...

Sorority sisters throw an Alice in Wonderland-themed party for Alice and everyone comes dressed as their favorite character from the story. However, the Jabberwocky has other plans and is out to kill the sisters. Are these killings tied to the murder of Alice's mother years back? We take a stab at reviewing Alice in Murderland a party that really never kicks off due to traps set all over the...

If you didn't know there is a sequel to The Blair Witch Project and we're reviewing it! Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is the follow-up to the hit found-footage movie that came out a year earlier and tells the story of tourists who travel to Burkittsville to explore the mystery of the Blair Witch following the success of the movie.  This movie isn't great. Actually, it's pretty...

It's not everyday that a man of the cloth has the ability to turn into a dinosaur. It's also not everyday that dinosaurs fight crime. And it's definitely not everyday that a man of the cloth can turn into a dinosaur who fights crime and battles dragon warrior-seeking ninjas.  We review The VelociPastor, a movie totally worth its salt arriving sharing with us unprecedented charm. On...

If The Sentinel taught us one thing it's that nobody should ever move into a NYC apartment building. Alison moves into one in Brooklyn Heights overlooking the Manhattan Skyline to prove to herself she can do it instead of marrying her boyfriend, Michael, of 2 years and living with him. Unfortunately for her, she quickly meets the neighbors who come in and out of her place uninvited, finger th...

It's that time once again, it's Friday! The boys are back for another low-budget horror movie review. This time they are reviewing the long-awaited sequel to a film The Final Podcast reviews almost two years ago: Rise of the Scarecrows. There are no shortage of laughs in this movie as the boys discuss Rise of the Scarecrows: Hell on Earth. Check out our review of Rise of the Scarecrows o...

It is said that the 2008 remake of the 80's slasher classic Prom Night is our good friend Melissa's favorite movie. We have previously seen both the remake and the original movie and were not fans of either. However, that was a long time ago. It's prom season now and we have Melissa back on the show to talk about this movie as well as let Bryan and Shane experience their first prom....

Grab your glass of white wine, Friday is here and we are reviewing a movie that features a killer llama from outer space killing everyone. When was the last time you saw a llama with red eyes that can shoot lasers and make people implode? Our guess is probably never until you see Llamageddon. Is a movie with such an amazing title worth the watch? Check out our review and watch the movie. Music Cre...

Interestingly enough, you can actually inherit Leatherface. In Texas Chainsaw 3D , a young woman travels to Texas with her friends to check on a house she inherited and soon realizes that part of what's hers, is the chainsaw wielding Leatherface locked in the basement. In the last week of Alexis Texas Chainsaw Massacre Month, we decide to review Texas Chainsaw 3D starring Alexandra Daddario a...

It's Friday once again and this week the crew is discussing the sequel or what is conceived to be the follow up to Titanic with Titanic II. It's a story of laughs, love, heartbreak, did we mention laughs? This movie redefines the meaning of poor CGI. What are the people expecting when they board the luxury cruise liner known as the Titanic II which has been hyped to be better than ever?...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is the wildest, craziest, and by far the most nonsensical sequel to a slasher ever made. Not only does it not relate to the Sawyer family, not only is our slasher villain a scared little girl, not only is Matthew McConaughey out of his mind, this movie has potentially one of the worst twists we've seen in horror movies. But is it worth the watch? I...

The Final Podcast presents its low-budget Friday chill vibe with Final Friday. Hotboy, Shane, and "The Cannibal" Mike G, sit down and talk Camp Blood, one of the first low-budget films they watched together. It's got kills, it's got laughs, but most of all, it's a great time. Check out this brand new show and share a glass of wine on a Friday with the boys. Music Credit: K...

It's the 3rd week of Alexis Texas Chainsaw Massacre Month and we are ready to for a road trip to Florida, and by us, I mean Michelle and Ryan in Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III. In what couldn't be a more hopeless road trip, they stumble upon the chainsaw wielding madman, Leatherface, in the middle of the woods and his cannibal family. After receiving help from a doomsday preppe...

The next stop on Alexis Texas Chainsaw Massacre Month is the sequel to the legendary original that came 12 years after its release in 1986. After such a long-awaited release date, could The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 live up to its predecessor? We can answer this question very quickly, it doesn't. It doesn't even remotely come close.  Tobe Hooper also directs this movie and while it'...

Texas is great this time of year. There's great BBQ, desecrated graves, hitchhikers with sharp blades, a chainsaw wielding loon wearing another man's face. It's peak southern hospitality near the old house where Sally, her brother Franklin, and a few other friends are paying it a visit. They just make the mistake of going into the neighboring house one-by-one unannounced.  Let'...

Going back to our lovely French horror classics, we review Inside , which is a wonderful story depicting a pregnant woman's struggle months after losing her husband in a car accident, to ward off a potential intruder lingering outside her home who wants her unborn baby.  This movie is a bloody rollercoaster ride and we're here for all of it.  Music Credit: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio ht...

In the first Dario Argento movie we review on the show, an American dancing student attends an elite German ballet academy, but soon starts to suspect a darkness looming over the school after students begin to drop. Bryan and Shane have long discussed their love for Argento's work and how this movie peaked their interest into watching almost all of his movies and falling in love with this cin...

It's time for a classic 80's slasher film. The Final Podcast finally reviews Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm  Street . A movie that scares you into wanting to never go to sleep for fear of Freddy haunting your dreams.  In this movie, Nancy Thompson and her group of friends become the targets of a cruel serial killer who has the ability to murder them in their dreams. She must discov...

A car collision in the woods of West Virginia, leave Chris and friends stranded without transportation at the mercy of its backwoods inhabitants. Wrong Turn is a movie both Bryan and Shane loved watching as they grew up and it hasn't changed much over the years. With a cast that was truly perfect for a film made in the early 2000's, Wrong Turn is an entertaining ride for a Friday night w...

It's the 100th episode of The Final Podcast, no big deal. It's not like we've poured our blood, sweat, and tears into this. It's not like we cry in sadness after every episode we review. We love doing this podcast and we absolutely love our friends and fans who have been with us on this journey. We decided to bring on all of our friends who've been such a huge part of the...

In the final movie of the 3-part R.L Stine trilogy, Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 takes us back in time to the origin of Sarah Fier's curse. Can Deena and friends stop the malevolence hanging over Shadyside? Miranda from RanduhsRebellion guest stars for the finale of the Fear Street movies which has been a rollercoaster of pop culture, brutal murders, and witchery. Watch the movie series, li...