The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 401 - The Family That Plays Together Slays Together Marrying into a family can be very stressful, and it can leave you with so many insecurities and questions. Like... "Do my in-laws even like me?" "What's with all of the antique weaponry on the walls?" "Is that cocaine on my sister-in-law's nose?" "Why does Aunt Helene have a battle axe, and are we all really going to just ignore the fact...

Episode 400 - The Evil Ted 400 episodes of The Buzzed Kill Podcast !!! We know, we can hardly believe it ourselves, but here we are, and here YOU are. Whether you've been with us since the beginning, or you accidentally found us while you were searching for a better show, we have mad love for you. In fact we love you so much that we wish we could just cut off your skin and wear it around so we'd n...

Episode 399 - Easter Funday Well, we really did it now. We had made down here, but we let it go to our heads, and now we're all doomed. This week, the man upstairs is back. He's full of righteous anger & grilled cheese, and he's ready for judgment day. So grab a beer (or some wine), sit back, hit play, and wait for the end with us. Cheers!! THIS WEEKS MOVIE: Shadow Of God THIS WEEKS DRINKS: Sierra...

Episode 398 - Wake Up Maggie Wake up, Maggie, I think I got somethin' to say to you. It's late September, and you really should be back at school The summer's drawing to a close Your skin's starting to decompose Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore Your mother made a quick retreat Cuz you said she smells a lot like meat You tried to eat my face, and that's what really hurts THIS WEEKS MOVIE: M...

Episode 397 - That's A Friedkin Novel Idea You wanna know the one good thing about demon possession? You're never alone. Even when you've been completely abandoned by everyone else, you can always count on your demon to crack a classic "yo mama" joke, or to help motivate you to get a little exercise, or exorcise. Unfortunately, this week Jim found himself alone in the studio without so much as a m...

Episode 396 - Key-Note Shrieker "I hold the key to your heart." Sweet, romantic sentiment? Amazing line in the tinder bio of a hunky locksmith? Or a thinly veiled threat from the spindly, basement-dwelling freak that lives in your childhood home? We know you're all hopeless romantics out there, and that the benefits of dating a locksmith seem innumerable, but do us a favor and listen to this episo...

Episode 395 - It's Nos To Eat You You ever dated someone who just could not get over their ex? Like all they ever do is talk about how it felt to be with them? Sometimes they wake up in the night, screaming out for them, and letting you know that despite having never given them your address, they will, in fact, be arriving very soon. Well, first of all, if this sounds like a familiar situation, yo...

Episode 394 -The Farmer In The Hell Hey Everybody, we're back after a pretty unexpected break. We'll be up-front with you, we've been dealing with some pretty heavy family issues. Mom has been distant ever since she realized Dad invited another into their bed. She's really shut us out. When she's not completely throwing herself into her cooking, she's usually just hanging out in the barn, and Dad'...

Episode 393- Beyond All Wheezin' Let us give you a dating tip. First, you need an opening line. How about, "Girl, you take my breath away". Simple, classic. Now, don't just use the line, become the line. You walk up, you say the line, you start hyperventilating, gasping for air, slowly start turning blue, you pass out, hit your head, die, haunt her, live in her vents, always watching, never catchi...

Episode 392 - Romance Is Dead There are two kinds of romance in this world. The kind that most of us are used to; Flowers, chocolate, champagne, a symbolic gesture of giving your heart to the one you love. Then there's the other type. The less mainstream kind of romance. Knives, crossbows, masks, and a more literal sort of blood offering to your one-and-only. Unfortunately, with the commercializat...

Episode 391 - Black Veiled Bride Having an overbearing mother can have pretty profound long-term effects on a child. Low self-esteem, depression, anxiety, murdering fifteen people, fear of failure, difficulty making decisions, dying and then continuing their killing spree from inside the body that they now possess, and probably worst of all, difficulty with forming healthy relationships. This week...

Episode 390 - The Rise of Snyd-Walker: Rebel Moon Retrospective Pt. 1 A long time ago, in galaxy far, far away.....stop us if you've heard this one before. So what happens when you want to play in a certain sandbox, but the other kids are mean and don't let you? Well Zack Snyder knows...build your own damn sandbox. This week we figure out if his vision of the space opera belong on the light side o...

EP 389 - The Lipsh*t-Faced Demon: An Insidious Retrospective Pt. 1 We've all been there. You crack your first beer and then suddenly youre finishing your twelfth, you black out and get lost in the Further of your drunk coma. Then you wake up feeling like you were abused by a demon where lipstick on its face....and then you realize...was it NOT a dream? This week we ponder these and other life ques...

Episode 388 - The Shape Of Drunk To Come IX It's the new year, and so for the NINTH time we're looking at the year ahead and talking about all the stuff we're excited for, and take bets on how many of them we'll actually get around to seeing... THIS WEEKS DRINK: Waxwings Brewing Co. - Pride of the North IPA Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC BlueSky: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpod...

Episode 387 - Santa Claus is Coming to Clown: A Terrifier Retrospective Pt. 4 Tis the season to be....bloody? Well Art certainly seems to think so. An axe wound for you! A chainsaw slice for you! He's the Christmas icon we've always dreamed of. Just make sure to leave cookies out...it wont save your life, but its just ride not to. MERRY CHRISTMAS KILLERS! We'll see you next year! THIS WEEKS MOVIE:...

EP 386 - T'was The Night Before Drinksmas T'was the night before Drinksmas, and all through the house, a creature was stirring.....and its a porcupine. Yeah, weird, we know. But is it as weird as a fat-man breaking into your house to give you subpar gifts and more crap you don't need? We think not. THIS WEEKS MOVIE: A Creature Was Stirring (2024) THIS WEEKS DRINKS: Griffin Claw Brewing Co. - 3 Sto...

Episode 385 - Beyond The Monsterverse - A Monsterverse Retrospective Pt. 3 One day when we all realize the earth is flat and hollow, we're going to look back at the Monsterverse as something of historical importance. Until then we can only dream about a world where monsters ACTUALLY exist. (The fun Kaiju kind, not he human kind. We already know about those...) So this week we pick up our coverage...

EP 384 - All In The Famil-ama-ding-dong Being a Shyamalan must be hard. No matter what you might expect, you never get truly get it. you want breakfast? You get dinner! You want to go to the movies? You get a bookstore! WHAT A TWIST! Well luckily at least one daughter grew up loving the twists and turns so much, we made her own! THIS WEEKS MOVIES: Trap (2024) The Watchers (2024) THIS WEEKS DRINKS:...

Episode 383 - The Silence of the Yams Hey! A holiday episode being released BEFORE the holiday?? Now that's something to be thankful for! We decided it was long overdue to check out Eli Roth's feature made from the greatest fake trailer ever made, and see if this bird has a juicy breast or a dry thigh. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! THIS WEEKS MOVIE: Thanksgiving (2023) THIS WEEKS DRINKS: Eastern Market Brew...

Episode 382 - Beer-tlejuice! Beer-tlejuice! Going back to a childhood home SHOULD be easy. But for some, all the great memories come with the baggage of even more bad ones. And for others yet, it comes with having to remember that your home was possessed by a demonic (yet charming) bio-exorcist who tried to make you his child bride while simultaneously trying to help the souls who haunt your house...

EP 381 - From a Certain Point of Brew The life of a horror movie slasher must be pretty dull. You aimlessly walk around the woods, occasionally stare at young men and woman through cabin windows like a creep, breathing heavier than Uncle Bill after thanksgiving. And sometimes...just sometimes, you get to kill a few people. Honestly I don't know ow James does it. Well, tune in and maybe he'll share...

Episode 380 - Field Of Screams (Halloween Hangover) Its a tale as old as time. Man loves baseball. Man builds baseball diamond in his back yard. Man meets the ghosts of his hero's. This years hangover isn't really much different, except instead of a baseball field, it's a cornfield. And instead of Shoeless Joe Jackson, we have a homicidal Pumpkin faced Sawtooth Jack. I mean really, what's the diff...

Episode 379 - What in the Sam Hill? HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week we were bringing you all the tricks and treats! What kind? Well for the Treats part, Mikes not here. But for the Trick....you get friend of the show Jon instead. We know. Its kinda like expecting a Reese's Cup in your halloween bag, but pulling out an apple. Gross. Thanks Mrs. Buckingham. THIS WEEKS MOVIES: Trick R Treat (2007) THIS WE...

Episode 378 - Universally Hammered: Dracula Everyone knows the greatest heavyweight matchups of all time. Ali v. Frazier, Tyson v. Holyfield, Marciano v. Walcott. But for us, one matchup stands above the rest. Dracula v. Dracula, Lugosi v. Lee. A quick look at the stats shows no obvious favorite. Lugosi has the stamina and endurance, as well as one of the meanest mugs in the game. Lee has the obvi...

Episode 377 - Universally Hammered: The Wolfman We get it. When the moon is full we get a little weird too. The tides rise, our attitudes have a little more bark and bite, and just like the lonely werewolf we get hair growing in strange places too. I guess the only thing now is to figure out who has the better grooming skills...Us? or the Brits. Find out now! THIS WEEKS MOVIES: The Wolfman (1941)...