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Another day of work but playing Dandy's World is kinda fun. Nintendo Switch 2 preorders are of course not going well. China cancels US pork shipment. Mother falls to her death while hiking. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pope's body keeps being moved around to show off. Andre Agassi starts playing pickleball. Florida sues Snapchat over being addictive to minors. Novavax vaccine is almost ready. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

RFK Jr. plans to phase out artificial food dyes. Washington Post inks deal with OpenAI. Instagram launches Edits app. Social media impact on teen mental health is being studied. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Delta plane catches fire. China warns other countries who oppose their interests. Kristi Noem's purse is stolen. Pope Francis has passed away. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What a weekend of wrestling to watch, huh? Should I buy a weapon, or save the money for the Nintendo Switch and a brand-new bed? Ford is halting exports to China and being kind to AI can be expensive. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pentagon fires three supposed leakers of information. Pope Francis meets with JD Vance. NYC pauses fines for compost trashcans. Jake Paul is about to box someone new. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I got a pimple on my nose. NHL sets record for yearly attendance. US military hijacks plane in Belize. New Jersey is suing the Discord App. Ryan Gosling to star in new Star Wars film. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Florida State University had a shooting. Scientists find the strongest evidence of life on another planet. Eli Lilly developing weight loss pill. Haley Joel Osment arrested for public intoxication. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Spotify had a small outage but is back. Fyre Festival 2 has been postponed until further notice. Michelle Trachtenberg cause of death was diabetes related. Footage of Colossal Squid is scary. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Andrew Tate faces UK civil trial. Georgia man arrested for threats against Tulsi Gabbard. FDA OKs trials for pig liver transplants. Lil Nas X hospitalized for bell's palsy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bad case of the Mondays. The Last of Us season 2 showed on HBO Max. El Salvador isn't de-deporting a dude. Katy Perry went to space for a few minutes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Drinking 3 cokes a day now. My task for the week is to watch wrestling and fill the holes I have outside in my yard with dirt. Dogs are crazy. Kitchen shears should help with making breakfast though. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oldest Pearl Harbor survivor passes away. Idaho abortion is confusing. Cuban woman sentenced for smuggling operation. Beetlejuice 3 is reportedly in development. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Baby toy recalled due to choking hazard. Model Lucy Markovic passes away. Walmart employee shoots other employees. Doctors remove another pig kidney. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Wife of bassist for Weezer arrested for gun stuff. Peanuts recalled for having other peanuts. Pink full moon isn't really pink. Prada to buy Versace. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Fannie Mae fires over 100 employees for fraud. Texas measles cases are growing. Scientists reproduce a mice brain or something? Trump announces 90-Day pause on some tariffs. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Gotta lay off the coke and get a new bed. Dire wolf revived after 10,000 years of extinction. Link between maternal diabetes and autism discovered. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tostitos chips and cheddar bratwurst recalled for different reasons. Israel has control of 50% of Gaza, I guess. American leaves a Diet Coke for an isolated tribe and is arrested. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I'm getting on the sweet tea again. All work and no play makes Lorenzo a dull Mexican. Breakfast is the meal you can have anytime, right folks? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mowed the grass today. Judge orders return of man mistakenly deported. Iran's dollar isn't doing too well. ICE lets a guy temporarily go to give kidney to his brother. Ja Morant finger guns and gets a fine. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Time to mow the lawn and eat some cereal. Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of tariffs. TikTok ban delayed for 75 days. Russell Brand charged with really bad stuff, but it sounds about right. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

US revokes visas of Mexican band who project drug cartel leader during concert. US bans government personnel from intimate relationships with Chinese. MTV awards to air on CBS. Amazon wants to buy TikTok. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Man is arrested for leaving his young kids at McDonalds to attend job interview. Cartoon Franchises are being made into movies. Val Kilmer passes away. Nintendo Switch 2 release date announced. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I started working again today! Let's talk a little about pizza, wrestling, Dandy's World, April fool's jokes, reappearing lemonade, and paying taxes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A mountain climber and a base jumper both die from falling and failed parachutes. Tesla dealership targeted in protests by burning vehicles. Epstein victim will be dead in 4 days after being hit by bus. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy