Squirrel Talk

This week, Chris and Mike put each other through the ultimate guessing game—answering ridiculous questions without actually hearing them. The result? Pure, unfiltered chaos. From spirit animals with questionable hygiene to raccoon battles in Waffle Houses, neither one of us had any idea what the other was asking… but that didn't stop us from confidently shouting our answers. (Fun fact: Mike got re...

What do you get when you cross a war epic with Muppets and sprinkle in some highly questionable Hollywood sequels? You get this week's episode of Squirrel Talk ! Chris and Mike take on the Stanley Rubric: War Movie Edition , grading ridiculous (but amazing) concepts like Saving Private Rizzo and Full Felt Jacket , where one lone human actor leads a battalion of felt and foam. But that's not all—we...

In this hilarious episode of  Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a literary showdown of the weirdest kind. Armed with help from their AI co-pilots, each host brings a mix of bizarre, ridiculous, and unbelievable book titles—some 100% real, others completely made up. The challenge? Decipher which ones are legit and which ones are fiction. From psychic Sasquatches to engine-block cook...

In this wildly entertaining episode, Chris and Mike throw sixteen of the most iconic fast food and cereal mascots into a no-holds-barred tournament to see who would come out on top. From tiger-powered takedowns to rainbow-fueled chaos, the bracket is full of surprising matchups, ridiculous stats, and plenty of passionate debate. The rules are loose, the logic is questionable, and the laughs are no...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris dives into several inventions from the last 40–50 years that were once considered completely dumb, unnecessary, or downright ridiculous—but now we literally can't imagine life without them. From smartphones and robot vacuums to Crocs and QR codes, these modern marvels went from punchlines to power moves. Meanwhile, Mike brings in his energy with a competing...

In this hilariously enlightening episode of Squirrel Talk , Mike puts Chris to the test with a list of common idioms — phrases we all use but rarely stop to think about. From "break a leg" to "kick the bucket," Mike reads each idiom aloud, and Chris tries (and usually fails) to guess where it came from and how it was first used. The two go back and forth with wild theories before uncovering the ac...

In this fiery episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike take on their own version of the infamous Hot Ones challenge—eating wings coated in increasingly scorching hot sauces, ending with one that hits a brutal 1,000,000 Scoville units. But the heat isn't just on their tongues… it's on their hearts too. The twist? All the questions come straight from their wives. As the wings get hotter, so do the...

In this hilariously painful episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a no-holds-barred Try Not to Laugh Challenge featuring some of the worst (or best?) dad jokes ever told. From pun-ishing puns to groan-worthy one-liners, it's a battle of wills and bad humor. Can they keep a straight face? Or will the power of a truly awful joke break them? Tune in to find out—and maybe play a...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a global guessing game of absurdity. From mysterious inventions to downright bizarre products from around the world, the guys take turns reading cryptic descriptions and trying to figure out what in the world the other is talking about. Is it wearable? Is it edible? Is it something no one should have ever invented? Probably yes t...

In this definitely human-written, not even remotely AI-generated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike bring you some deeply educational content—like why the Catholic Church once put a corpse on trial (spoiler: the corpse lost), how a whale explosion rained down calamity on Oregon, and why Australia had to surrender to a bunch of angry emus. It's the kind of hard-hitting, factual journalism you...

This week on Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike are joined by a very special guest— Jim Bultas ! Jim's been friends with Mike for over 20 years, and together they've done it all: made short films, played in bands, and now? They're jumping into fantasy storytelling chaos. We kick things off with several epic first and last sentences from imaginary books —but there's a catch: we don't know what happens...

In this surreal and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Squirrel Talk, the usual banter between Chris and Mike takes a turn for the cosmic as they're joined by two remote guests—Karnex and Luna—calling in from entirely different dimensions of thought. One claims to be drifting through the silence of deep space, the other nestled in a Seattle café with rain tapping on the glass. What starts as a casu...

In this absolutely elevated episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive into one burning question: Is it a weed dispensary… or a church? From "Praise & Blaze" to "Living Waters," we play the ultimate guessing game with names that toe the line between high and holy. Expect lots of laughter, ridiculous debates, and a few revelations (divine or otherwise). We also test each other with our new favo...

Grab your lightsabers and buckle up in your X-Wing—Chris and Mike go full Jedi (and a little bit Sith) in this galaxy-sized Squirrel Talk episode! This May the 4th special delivers nonstop nerdy fun. We also throw down in a Star Wars trivia challenge, with questions ranging from Padawan-level to Jedi Master insanity. Whether you're a casual fan or fluent in Wookiee, this one's for you. ⚡ Sponsore...

This week on Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dives deep into the shadowy corners of folklore with a chilling list of  lesser-known cryptids that are definitely real , widely reported , and somehow completely unfamiliar to you all. From the eerily motionless Stillroot to the reflection-bound entity known as The Mirrored, these are the creatures whispered about in online forums, old newspaper clippin...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the wonderfully wild world of the Darwin Awards —honoring those who've improved humanity by… accidentally removing themselves from it. We go back and forth describing some of the most legendary award-winners, from rocket-powered cars and vending machine revenge to DIY aviation and cobra kisses. But there's a twist—each story is...

n this episode, we welcome a longtime friend of cohost Mike— Eddie Warren , one of the founders of the Missouri Ghostbusters ! Eddie's not just a mega-fan of the Ghostbusters franchise, he's also a fellow nerd at heart who shares a love for the kind of fandoms and fun we live for here on Squirrel Talk. We dive into Eddie's origin story—how he got into cosplay, conventions, building proton packs, a...

In this high-voltage episode of Squirrel Talk , Chris and Mike each share their top 5 favorite bands, along with a favorite song from each. From alt-rock and ska to pop-punk and beyond, we dive into the music that shaped us—plus, we throw in a few honorable mentions that deserve a shoutout. It's a nostalgic, loud, and slightly chaotic trip down musical memory lane. This episode is powered by our s...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Mike and Chris take a deep dive into some of their all-time favorite video games! From classic RPGs to open-world adventures, they reminisce about the games that shaped their love for gaming, sharing personal stories, epic moments, and the reasons why these titles left such a lasting impact. Expect plenty of nostalgia, debates over the best mechanics, and maybe e...

In this mind-bending episode of Squirrel Talk , Mike and Chris dive deep into the bizarre world of the Mandela Effect — where memories don't always match reality. From the Berenstain Bears debacle to Pikachu's missing tail, they unpack several of the most popular Mandela Effect examples and challenge each other (and the listeners!) to guess what's real and what's just a glitch in the Matrix. Spoil...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , we dive headfirst into the wildly entertaining world of Dungeon Crawler Carl , a book series that's captured our hearts and imaginations. Without giving away any spoilers, we break down what makes this series so addicting—from its clever humor and insane action to its unforgettable characters (looking at you, Princess Donut!). We talk about why this isn't just an...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , Mike and Chris go head-to-head in the ultimate movie guessing game! Each one brings a list of horror, sci-fi, comedy, and action movies , giving out cryptic clues while the other tries to guess the title. But here's the twist—you get to play along! Can you figure out the movie before they do? Test your film knowledge and see if you're the real movie buff of the b...

In this episode of Squirrel Talk , we throw the script out the window and dive headfirst into pure, unscripted chaos! From ridiculous characters to off-the-wall scenarios, our improv game is strong—well, at least strongly unhinged. Expect quick wit, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of moments that even we didn't see coming. Whether it's a dramatic soap opera about squirrels in space or a high-st...

In this hilarious episode of Squirrel Talk, Mike and Chris dive into a world of exotic Asian snacks! From sweet mochi to spicy dried squid, they taste-tested it all. Mike was in his element, laughing and munching away, loving every bite. Meanwhile, Chris was way outside his comfort zone—his facial expressions alone are worth the listen! Whether he was cringing at the squid or cautiously nibbling o...

In this totally rad episode of Squirrel Talk, we take a nostalgic trip back to the 80s and 90s, breaking down the slang that defined a generation. From "gnarly" to "da bomb," we dust off the phrases that were all that and a bag of chips! But the fun doesn't stop there—brace yourself as we try to decode the baffling world of modern slang. Can we figure out what "slay" and "rizz" actually mean, or a...