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Very Short Treks S1E5 "Walk, Don't Run" 17.10.2023 33:39 ↓

we are the wolfman jazz trio a one two three aoooooooo

Spaceballs (1987) 15.10.2023 1:40:15 ↓

this is Jerseytalk

Lower Decks S4E7 "A Few Badgeys More" 13.10.2023 1:09:26 ↓

deepthroating the snickers upside down so you get a lil gag going on that chocolate vein

Very Short Treks S1E4 "Holodecks All The Way Down" 12.10.2023 30:49 ↓

getting the cum out of the puppets, that's gotta be the hardest part

DS9 S6E13 "Far Beyond the Stars" 10.10.2023 1:39:30 ↓

Clown Mouth Urinal: The Pissing Contest

Very Short Treks S1E3 "Worst Contact" 08.10.2023 30:33 ↓

google where the closest falafel place is near the rocks

Lower Decks S4E6 "Parth Ferengi's Heart Place" 06.10.2023 1:09:31 ↓

so you're saying you'd definitely fuck a mummy based on how well it's preserved?

Galaxy Quest (1999) 05.10.2023 1:46:05 ↓

I hope they fed rocks to their dog and threw it in the river for that mistake

Very Short Treks S1E2 "Holiday Party" 03.10.2023 46:00 ↓

good eggs, big foreskin: village inn

Very Short Treks S1E1 "Skin a Cat" 01.10.2023 31:47 ↓

I'mma bout to jimmy neutron this bitch

RIP SOYTREK.COM 29.09.2023 34:14 ↓

whelp, we're fucked

Lower Decks S4E5 "Empathological Fallacies" 29.09.2023 1:07:42 ↓

it tastes good when it's extra spidery, skip-bap-bibbida-doooo!

Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith 27.09.2023 1:57:19 ↓

blocking lasers is 55% of being a Jedi, the other 45% is not having sex

Lower Decks S4E4 "Something Borrowed, Something Green" 24.09.2023 1:01:38 ↓

Madame G's Spot

Lower Decks S4E3 "The Cradle of Vexilon" 22.09.2023 1:00:44 ↓

you know, a whole week makes a weak hole

Advice 21.09.2023 1:04:21 ↓

what's in dad's butt?

TOS S3E6 "Spock's Brain" 14.09.2023 1:11:54 ↓

spock's brain in the membrane spock's brain in the brain

Lower Decks S4E2 "I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee" 12.09.2023 1:11:08 ↓

moopsy

Lower Decks S4E1 "Twovix" 10.09.2023 1:24:41 ↓

what's in the holodeck waste, and can I have a taste?

Interview: Marc Cushman 07.09.2023 2:18:51 ↓

Marc Cushman is a living legend. Between his TOS tomes "These Are the Voyages: TOS", his series of Sex Trek porn parodies, and writing for Star Trek: The Next Generation, Marc has simply done everything we wish we could do in the Star Trek universe.  Today, we discuss everything.

Voyager S4E9 "Year of Hell (pt. 2)" 05.09.2023 1:40:46 ↓

he lives in the basement. with the puppets.

Voyager S4E8 "Year of Hell (pt. 1)" 03.09.2023 1:09:40 ↓

excuse me, do you have the wife-guy password?

Advice: Fuck Their Dad Edition 30.08.2023 1:03:36 ↓

fuck their dad

TNG S3E23 "Sarek" 28.08.2023 1:10:23 ↓

i'm gonna meditate until it's sore

Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm 26.08.2023 56:47 ↓

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